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Post by jay57 on Dec 5, 2019 14:02:40 GMT -5
Thank you Gentlemen. It is my honor to number myself amongst your glorified ranks. Life is better than three years ago. I have indeed gotten laid, multiple times even, thank you very much Stokes. Only three more alimony payments and I'll be free! (to continue paying child support for ten more years, fml)...
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Post by jay57 on Dec 4, 2019 22:24:57 GMT -5
A Peloton ad has made clear Just what it can do in a year. The Pelaton wife Has a beautiful life And a general aura of fear. 😂 have we moved on from haiku to limerick? That commercial is weird though. Mostly it’s the woman’s performance. She’s “kinda nervous” about riding a stationary bike? An aura of fear. That is so right. And fucking weird.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 4, 2019 14:04:39 GMT -5
I wish I knew how to post tweets. some of the comments are hilarious.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 4, 2019 13:47:36 GMT -5
No I meant the..not the...I didnt..wait. Ah. Yeah. Guess it would be politically incorrect to show a dude waking up his 195 lb. cake-crumb surrounded lard-arsed wife from a snoring slumber to pull her over to a new peloton. I'm conflicted with how much she annoys the sh*t out of me with that self-absorbed posting, but in a different scenario (I.E. running through the woods dressed like Pocahontas frantically looking over her shoulders at me chasing her with my musket) it might work. Roseanne Barr should short the stock and then post videos of herself in sweats, eating cake while riding her Peloton.
Shares of Peloton, the buzzy bike startup, fell more than 9% on Tuesday as backlash to a new holiday ad built on social media.
That erased nearly $942 million from Peloton's market value in a single day, bringing the company's market cap to roughly $9.4 billion. It was also the biggest single-day drop for the company since October.
The backlash to Peloton's holiday ad, which features a young woman filming herself working out over a year after being given a Peloton bike, reached a breaking point this week, as it struck some viewers as confusing, sexist, and classist. The ad was released in mid-November but was published on YouTube on November 21 and is being shown on TV.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 3, 2019 15:20:59 GMT -5
We need affirmative action in the primaries. What a lie - Obama won the Iowa primary in 2008. It basically put him on the map. So sick of disgusting PC lies/excuses. Won't matter when the libs get rid of the electoral college. They'll have no reason to ever leave NY and CA. On the plus side, none of us in flyover country will have to listen to their stupid ads.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 3, 2019 14:01:53 GMT -5
Top tier candidate Cumala Harris drops out. 😂✋
She made the mistake of being an attorney general. Liberals these days don't believe in prosecuting criminals unless they are republicans.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 3, 2019 11:44:15 GMT -5
Thoughts on what? This isnt a new concept. A fake person on a screen yells at you to ride faster or slow down to a musical genre you choose. Kind of like marriage without the anal stimulation. Thoughts on what husband in their right mind gives a gorgeous wife an exercise bike for Christmas, so she can slim down from 110 pounds to 108 pounds over a year as she documents it on Instagram?
This is gold.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 2, 2019 11:05:01 GMT -5
Who? Never heard of this guy.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 1, 2019 11:48:44 GMT -5
The Bidens remind me of senator Roark and his kid from sin city.
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Post by jay57 on Nov 30, 2019 21:08:23 GMT -5
He'll be eatin jello in the nut house soon. The crazy fucker bit her. Can you imagine if any republican did that?
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Post by jay57 on Nov 28, 2019 14:21:39 GMT -5
Every wife - “hey! Let’s host thanksgiving! It will be great!” and then the reality hits of cooking and people coming over, which leads to yelling and such. they never learn. nope, not mrs. shakin. she never wants to host anything. and half the time on the morning of travelling somewhere, she'll take one for the team (me) and tell everyone she woke up really sick and we're not coming. then we get hammered on captain morgans and eggnog and watch march of the wooden soldiers and shit like that in front of the fire. then a little somethin somethin and shakin falls asleep happy. She sounds like a keeper. You better pick up your damn phone.
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Post by jay57 on Nov 28, 2019 14:17:58 GMT -5
At least he’s investing that Ukraine and Chinese graft back into the US economy. Keeping hardworking American strippers and crack dealers employed. Not to mention the sex toy industry! Unlike that good for nothing Trump jr.
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Post by jay57 on Nov 28, 2019 0:24:25 GMT -5
What a colossal goat-fuck this kid is. Ipso facto .... how many 49-year old crackheads make $100K a month for no-show international work that they have no qualifications for? Just one, Hunter Biden. New reports of similar business garbage in China now. he’s been fully vetted by the media. Nothing to see here!!
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Post by jay57 on Nov 27, 2019 14:24:41 GMT -5
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Post by jay57 on Nov 27, 2019 9:31:25 GMT -5
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