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Post by 2milehighJet on Feb 7, 2024 15:39:53 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. The positive spin on this is you get to have another 10 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bliss as they push propofol again in 3 months. You're welcome Prince, Tom Petty, Michael Jackson, and now 32 endorse this drug
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Post by 2milehighJet on Feb 5, 2024 11:26:14 GMT -5
I'm heading out in a bit to get violated. I'm fackin STARVING. Best breakfast of my life was after the colonoscopy. Corned beef hash and 2 eggs over easy, rye toast!! I remember it well!!!! Then again I could have went to white castle and said same thing.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Feb 4, 2024 15:26:56 GMT -5
Butt wipes are your friend
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Post by 2milehighJet on Feb 1, 2024 12:00:40 GMT -5
Dead and CO residency at the sphere in Vegas!!! Tickets on sale on the 5th, probably will cost small fortune, but ill try.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 28, 2024 18:47:01 GMT -5
I don't care anymore, just want to hit on one of my SB boxes. I'm on a Jet like run of not even close on squares, think my last hit was a Dallas Super Bowl
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 28, 2024 17:30:07 GMT -5
For a highlands it is, but not really a peat beast. Very nice LOL "peat Beast", im still trying to get the palette for Scotch, slowly but getting there
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 28, 2024 17:28:43 GMT -5
wow Zay Flowers killing the Ravens
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 28, 2024 17:22:41 GMT -5
a very Jet like play from the corner
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 28, 2024 17:08:46 GMT -5
Common Lamar. The entire NFL fan base is behind you. do it yourself, run it
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 28, 2024 16:25:53 GMT -5
i think i broke his fucking neck, is what Nance wanted to say
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 7, 2024 17:54:22 GMT -5
The horrid streak is over. Last straight debate is 13 straight years without going to the playoffs so that has to go down next year. Bruce Hall was 10 yd short of 1000 yards rushing on the season I was hoping he'd get 1000, 10 yards shy, kind of a Jetsy thing to have happen to you. what a stupid coaching staff that we are stuck with another season
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 7, 2024 16:18:20 GMT -5
Eat shit Billy Boy
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Post by 2milehighJet on Jan 4, 2024 15:00:44 GMT -5
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Post by 2milehighJet on Dec 31, 2023 18:05:56 GMT -5
wish Woody showed this emotion, we wouldnt be stuck with these dimwit coaches for another year
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Post by 2milehighJet on Dec 28, 2023 13:32:19 GMT -5
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