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Post by Touchable on Sept 5, 2019 3:44:44 GMT -5
No, and it’s some of the goofiest shit I’ve ever heard of. It’s more expensive than a regular whopper and has more saturated fat. So why eat the fucking thing? They even put some weird shit in it to simulate the meat “bleeding”. Vegans/vegetarians being so appalled by eating animal flesh, yet craving “imitation” animal flesh is something I’ll never understand. You know who orders an “impossible whopper”? Assholes, that’s who. Just finished this last week Game of Thrones can suck my brown eye. This is the best thing HBO has produced since The Sopranos. |
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Sept 5, 2019 7:56:36 GMT -5
I have a non-white voice I have perfected to order it in the drive through so I dont eat someone's shit. Can we get an audio recording of this uploaded to the site? I know, technologically its asking a lot! |
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Post by quantum on Sept 5, 2019 14:07:07 GMT -5
some of the burgers made out of black beans are ok, but for any self-respecting meatosaurus, NOPE.
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Sept 5, 2019 14:36:32 GMT -5
Just finished this last week Game of Thrones can suck my brown eye. This is the best thing HBO has produced since The Sopranos. Join me at the Ministry of Coal-Fired Real Whoppers. Our kindling comes from Siberian oaks. |
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Sept 5, 2019 15:08:18 GMT -5
I tried it once. Not the Whopper, the one you cook yourself. "Friends" said I wouldnt tell the difference. FUCK THAT. Grilled them because all things are better that way. Not this shit. 1. The smell is very off putting. Moreso before they are cooked. 2. DID NOT taste anything like any meat I have ever tasted. 3. The entire family had smelly explosive diahrrea for 2 days. Avoid this crap at all cost.
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Post by Warfish on Sept 8, 2019 22:43:18 GMT -5
No, and it’s some of the goofiest shit I’ve ever heard of. It’s more expensive than a regular whopper and has more saturated fat. So why eat the fucking thing? They even put some weird shit in it to simulate the meat “bleeding”. Vegans/vegetarians being so appalled by eating animal flesh, yet craving “imitation” animal flesh is something I’ll never understand. You know who orders an “impossible whopper”? Assholes, that’s who. So my wife and I are assholes then. |
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Post by Ff2 on Sept 9, 2019 8:49:14 GMT -5
No, and it’s some of the goofiest shit I’ve ever heard of. It’s more expensive than a regular whopper and has more saturated fat. So why eat the fucking thing? They even put some weird shit in it to simulate the meat “bleeding”. Vegans/vegetarians being so appalled by eating animal flesh, yet craving “imitation” animal flesh is something I’ll never understand. You know who orders an “impossible whopper”? Assholes, that’s who. So my wife and I are assholes then. Can't really comment on her. How ya been? |
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Post by Touchable on Sept 9, 2019 10:03:43 GMT -5
No, and it’s some of the goofiest shit I’ve ever heard of. It’s more expensive than a regular whopper and has more saturated fat. So why eat the fucking thing? They even put some weird shit in it to simulate the meat “bleeding”. Vegans/vegetarians being so appalled by eating animal flesh, yet craving “imitation” animal flesh is something I’ll never understand. You know who orders an “impossible whopper”? Assholes, that’s who. So my wife and I are assholes then. If you ordered and actually ate this abomination, then yes. May god have mercy on your souls and anuses. |
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Post by 32Green on Sept 9, 2019 17:22:28 GMT -5
No, and it’s some of the goofiest shit I’ve ever heard of. It’s more expensive than a regular whopper and has more saturated fat. So why eat the fucking thing? They even put some weird shit in it to simulate the meat “bleeding”. Vegans/vegetarians being so appalled by eating animal flesh, yet craving “imitation” animal flesh is something I’ll never understand. You know who orders an “impossible whopper”? Assholes, that’s who. So my wife and I are assholes then. So my wife and I are assholes then. Can't really comment on her. How ya been? The guy re-appears to find a post to get offended by then leaves. Is he laboring under the misapprehension that this is a nest of high-minded statesmen and philosophers? Doots still rates as the number one giggle trigger word amongst its denizens. common |
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Post by shea319now314 on Sept 9, 2019 18:05:17 GMT -5
Remember the 90s when turkey burgers, turkey london broil, and turkey chili were getting popular. I told the wife don’t ever cook this crap for me again. I like turkey at the holidays or at a good yiddish deli.
I would rather eat one good burger a year than 20 turkey burgers.
The taste like shit and Im sure this impossible crap is even worse.
Then again maybe with 6 slices of bacon on top it may be edible
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Post by Hotman on Sept 9, 2019 18:12:17 GMT -5
No, and it’s some of the goofiest shit I’ve ever heard of. It’s more expensive than a regular whopper and has more saturated fat. So why eat the fucking thing? They even put some weird shit in it to simulate the meat “bleeding”. Vegans/vegetarians being so appalled by eating animal flesh, yet craving “imitation” animal flesh is something I’ll never understand. You know who orders an “impossible whopper”? Assholes, that’s who. So my wife and I are assholes then. Maybe more brainwashed/mislead.... At least you like good whiskey So you have that going for you Which is nice |
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Post by Big L on Sept 9, 2019 19:02:54 GMT -5
So my wife and I are assholes then. Can't really comment on her. How ya been? The guy re-appears to find a post to get offended by then leaves. Is he laboring under the misapprehension that this is a nest of high-minded statesmen and philosophers? Doots still rates as the number one giggle trigger word amongst its denizens. common Penis is number two. |
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Post by Big L on Sept 9, 2019 19:03:40 GMT -5
Remember the 90s when turkey burgers, turkey london broil, and turkey chili were getting popular. I told the wife don’t ever cook this crap for me again. I like turkey at the holidays or at a good yiddish deli. I would rather eat one good burger a year than 20 turkey burgers. The taste like shit and Im sure this impossible crap is even worse. Then again maybe with 6 slices of bacon on top it may be edible Turkey burgers are good. It’s all about what you mix in the turkey. |
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Post by 32Green on Sept 9, 2019 21:03:45 GMT -5
Remember the 90s when turkey burgers, turkey london broil, and turkey chili were getting popular. I told the wife don’t ever cook this crap for me again. I like turkey at the holidays or at a good yiddish deli. I would rather eat one good burger a year than 20 turkey burgers. The taste like shit and Im sure this impossible crap is even worse. Then again maybe with 6 slices of bacon on top it may be edible Turkey burgers are good. It’s all about what you mix in the turkey.  |
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Post by shea319now314 on Sept 9, 2019 22:29:51 GMT -5
Remember the 90s when turkey burgers, turkey london broil, and turkey chili were getting popular. I told the wife don’t ever cook this crap for me again. I like turkey at the holidays or at a good yiddish deli. I would rather eat one good burger a year than 20 turkey burgers. The taste like shit and Im sure this impossible crap is even worse. Then again maybe with 6 slices of bacon on top it may be edible Turkey burgers are good. It’s all about what you mix in the turkey. Hope you’ve never worked at a fast food burger place |
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