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Post by porgyman on Jan 19, 2020 6:05:06 GMT -5
www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth-paltro-is-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vaginaActress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.” Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run. Wonder if it smells fresh...or like a mackerel sitting on the deck on a summer day....
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Post by Big L on Jan 19, 2020 8:00:50 GMT -5
Or a freshly cleansed clam with a hint of jasmine and sage.
I’d sniff her puss any day.
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 19, 2020 10:06:18 GMT -5
Yes. Yes I do.
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Post by Trades on Jan 19, 2020 10:23:19 GMT -5
www.dailywire.com/news/gywneth-paltro-is-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vaginaActress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.” Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run. Wonder if it smells fresh...or like a mackerel sitting on the deck on a summer day.... Sadly this isn't how I pictured the product development. |
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Post by porgyman on Jan 19, 2020 10:24:30 GMT -5
Or a freshly cleansed clam with a hint of jasmine and sage. I’d sniff her puss any day. This is scary. A hint of jasmine and sage? No lavender and cloves? We know who the panty bandit sniffer in the group is now! |
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Post by frostlich on Jan 19, 2020 12:16:00 GMT -5
Steel Vagina
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Post by Big L on Jan 19, 2020 15:30:52 GMT -5
Or a freshly cleansed clam with a hint of jasmine and sage. I’d sniff her puss any day. This is scary. A hint of jasmine and sage? No lavender and cloves? We know who the panty bandit sniffer in the group is now! I’ll meet you halfway - jasmine and lavender. |
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Post by 32Green on Jan 19, 2020 16:00:02 GMT -5
I'm old enough to remember when Gywneths mom was hot. So this is weird.
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Post by porgyman on Jan 19, 2020 16:08:39 GMT -5
I'm old enough to remember when Gywneths mom was hot. So this is weird. How’s her vagina smelling? |
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Post by 32Green on Jan 19, 2020 18:11:37 GMT -5
I'm old enough to remember when Gywneths mom was hot. So this is weird. How’s her vagina smelling? Dusty. |
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Post by Ff2 on Jan 19, 2020 18:32:25 GMT -5
I had a girlfriend who’s smelled like crayons.
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Post by 32Green on Jan 19, 2020 19:15:03 GMT -5
I had a girlfriend who’s smelled like crayons. Well, when your hunting ground is the local elementary school...  |
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Post by quantum on Jan 21, 2020 10:34:31 GMT -5
Putting aside the obvious frat boy tomfoolery: who the fuck sells a product that smells like their genitals? Seriously? this is fucking rude and classless
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Post by porgyman on Jan 21, 2020 12:37:25 GMT -5
Putting aside the obvious frat boy tomfoolery: who the fuck sells a product that smells like their genitals? Seriously? this is fucking rude and classless Agree with you, however there’s money to be made in her vaginal essence. Class and decency fly out the window in the pursuit of the mighty buck. |
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Post by shakin on Jan 21, 2020 12:56:09 GMT -5
no one's asking the real question
how did they all end up smelling like her vagina?
i see a truckload of unscented candle rods pulling up to her house, and ol gwynnie sitting in an ob-gyn chair with her feets in the stirrups......
hey now
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