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Post by Ff2 on Feb 3, 2020 10:57:58 GMT -5
nypost.com/2020/02/01/roving-band-of-herpes-ridden-monkeys-now-roaming-northeast-florida/?fbclid=IwAR07_MmgRnlyyWzc7hv6fMxBLm7M2ICGeBS5pdjpwq1c5AljijFRzLkPTe8Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida
The STD-addled rhesus macaques had previously been confined to Silver Springs State Park near Ocala, Florida, but are now being spotted miles away in Jacksonville, St. Johns, St. Augustine, Palatka, Welaka and Elkton, Florida, according to a local ABC affiliate, First Coast News. Even more worrying: Over a quarter of the 300 feral macaques — an invasive species native to South and Southeast Asia — carry herpes B, according to a 2018 survey, National Geographic reported. The monkeys were introduced to the area in the 1930s by a local cruise operator, Colonel Tooey’s Jungle Cruise, which released 12 monkeys over a series of years onto a man-made island inside Silver Springs State Park. The monkeys swam to freedom and reproduced at alarming rates and are now wandering around residential areas. “The potential ramifications are really dire,” University of Florida primate scientist Dr. Steve Johnson told First Coast News. “A big male … that’s an extremely strong, potentially dangerous animal.” In 1984, the then-Florida Game and Freshwater Fish Commission allowed licensed trappers to cull the monkey population by trapping and hunting. Over a thousand of the monkeys ended up in zoos or research facilities — or were simply killed. It was “a program that proved deeply unpopular with the public,” FCN noted. Since 2012, there has been no active management of the monkey population. Greta Mealey, who works for DuMond Conservancy for Primates & Tropical Forests in Miami, told FCN that the monkeys are not a major threat to humans. “They’re not going to come up to us and interact with us. They would be more fearful.” But, she added, “It’s not the kind of animal you probably want hanging around.” Mealey’s grandson, Jason Parks, 8, of Julington Creek, saw one of the monkeys and described it as being about chest high with “sharp claws and stuff. … My sister named him George.”
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Post by 32Green on Feb 3, 2020 11:52:30 GMT -5
nypost.com/2020/02/01/roving-band-of-herpes-ridden-monkeys-now-roaming-northeast-florida/?fbclid=IwAR07_MmgRnlyyWzc7hv6fMxBLm7M2ICGeBS5pdjpwq1c5AljijFRzLkPTe8Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida
The STD-addled rhesus macaques had previously been confined to Silver Springs State Park near Ocala, Florida, but are now being spotted miles away in Jacksonville, St. Johns, St. Augustine, Palatka, Welaka and Elkton, Florida, according to a local ABC affiliate, First Coast News. Even more worrying: Over a quarter of the 300 feral macaques — an invasive species native to South and Southeast Asia — carry herpes B, according to a 2018 survey, National Geographic reported. The monkeys were introduced to the area in the 1930s by a local cruise operator, Colonel Tooey’s Jungle Cruise, which released 12 monkeys over a series of years onto a man-made island inside Silver Springs State Park. The monkeys swam to freedom and reproduced at alarming rates and are now wandering around residential areas. “The potential ramifications are really dire,” University of Florida primate scientist Dr. Steve Johnson told First Coast News. “A big male … that’s an extremely strong, potentially dangerous animal.” In 1984, the then-Florida Game and Freshwater Fish Commission allowed licensed trappers to cull the monkey population by trapping and hunting. Over a thousand of the monkeys ended up in zoos or research facilities — or were simply killed. It was “a program that proved deeply unpopular with the public,” FCN noted. Since 2012, there has been no active management of the monkey population. Greta Mealey, who works for DuMond Conservancy for Primates & Tropical Forests in Miami, told FCN that the monkeys are not a major threat to humans. “They’re not going to come up to us and interact with us. They would be more fearful.” But, she added, “It’s not the kind of animal you probably want hanging around.” Mealey’s grandson, Jason Parks, 8, of Julington Creek, saw one of the monkeys and described it as being about chest high with “sharp claws and stuff. … My sister named him George.” Reminds me of a joke George Carlin once told on the tonight show (that could never be told in the current PC climate). He was discussing how AIDs originated in monkeys in Africa and then transferred to humans. Johnny is listening all serious then George looks at the camera with a big crazy smile and says "What I wanna know is....whose plooking the monkeys???". So, hence, in this case, as it were... who is kissing STD-addled rhesus macaques and why should it concern me??
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Post by tkasper01 on Feb 3, 2020 12:54:18 GMT -5
nypost.com/2020/02/01/roving-band-of-herpes-ridden-monkeys-now-roaming-northeast-florida/?fbclid=IwAR07_MmgRnlyyWzc7hv6fMxBLm7M2ICGeBS5pdjpwq1c5AljijFRzLkPTe8Roving band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida
The STD-addled rhesus macaques had previously been confined to Silver Springs State Park near Ocala, Florida, but are now being spotted miles away in Jacksonville, St. Johns, St. Augustine, Palatka, Welaka and Elkton, Florida, according to a local ABC affiliate, First Coast News. Even more worrying: Over a quarter of the 300 feral macaques — an invasive species native to South and Southeast Asia — carry herpes B, according to a 2018 survey, National Geographic reported. The monkeys were introduced to the area in the 1930s by a local cruise operator, Colonel Tooey’s Jungle Cruise, which released 12 monkeys over a series of years onto a man-made island inside Silver Springs State Park. The monkeys swam to freedom and reproduced at alarming rates and are now wandering around residential areas. “The potential ramifications are really dire,” University of Florida primate scientist Dr. Steve Johnson told First Coast News. “A big male … that’s an extremely strong, potentially dangerous animal.” In 1984, the then-Florida Game and Freshwater Fish Commission allowed licensed trappers to cull the monkey population by trapping and hunting. Over a thousand of the monkeys ended up in zoos or research facilities — or were simply killed. It was “a program that proved deeply unpopular with the public,” FCN noted. Since 2012, there has been no active management of the monkey population. Greta Mealey, who works for DuMond Conservancy for Primates & Tropical Forests in Miami, told FCN that the monkeys are not a major threat to humans. “They’re not going to come up to us and interact with us. They would be more fearful.” But, she added, “It’s not the kind of animal you probably want hanging around.” Mealey’s grandson, Jason Parks, 8, of Julington Creek, saw one of the monkeys and described it as being about chest high with “sharp claws and stuff. … My sister named him George.” Reminds me of a joke George Carlin once told on the tonight show (that could never be told in the current PC climate). He was discussing how AIDs originated in monkeys in Africa and then transferred to humans. Johnny is listening all serious then George looks at the camera with a big crazy smile and says "What I wanna know is....whose plooking the monkeys???". So, hence, in this case, as it were... who is kissing STD-addled rhesus macaques and why should it concern me?? You this is Florida right.....
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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 4, 2020 10:37:27 GMT -5
"Darnold to Miss 4 games due to Herpes"
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Post by 2foolish on Feb 4, 2020 10:51:52 GMT -5
this will be a movie by the end of the year...
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 4, 2020 15:17:18 GMT -5
this will be a movie by the end of the year... Revenge of the Planet of the Roving Band of Herpes-Ridden Apes.
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Post by 2foolish on Feb 4, 2020 15:44:59 GMT -5
this will be a movie by the end of the year... Revenge of the Planet of the Roving Band of Herpes-Ridden Apes. hmm...casting ?...
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Post by 32Green on Feb 4, 2020 17:16:50 GMT -5
this will be a movie by the end of the year... Revenge of the Planet of the Roving Band of Herpes-Ridden Apes. I dont know why they couldn't fit this line into the too-cute-for-school Boston-accent themed self-driving cah SB commercial and tag "in the hah-bah" at the end. Seems dim
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