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Post by Hotman on Apr 20, 2020 8:19:42 GMT -5
I think it's ok to drink whiskey in the morning
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Post by tbp on Apr 20, 2020 13:03:27 GMT -5
Irish mouthwash. ^^^^ Is DeBlasbag outlawing that too?
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Post by shakin on Apr 20, 2020 14:34:18 GMT -5
so being a bit lax in personal grooming is acceptable during a quarantine, imo
but i just noticed that my nose hair is definitely a part of my corona mustache
china did this
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Post by Big L on Apr 20, 2020 16:40:15 GMT -5
I find the whole temperature check thing a joke. You won’t let me in if my temperature is 100.4 of higher? Then I’ll take a fuckin Tylenol and reduce my fever and get right on that plane no questions asked.
Seems dumb.
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Post by crossfire on Apr 20, 2020 17:44:10 GMT -5
okay. i'm guessing some of you never even considered sending a dick pic to someone. or a shot of your morning loaf to "ratemypoo.com." but if there was ever a reason to send a fucked up photo of something to somewhere, here it is Go fuck yourself off tyrant bastard hypocrite. oh it's fine as long as you say it flamboyantly.... GTFOAH |
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 20, 2020 18:35:54 GMT -5
If oil prices are in the negative, does that mean I’ll get paid to fill up?
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Post by Trades on Apr 21, 2020 7:23:42 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on Apr 21, 2020 7:24:06 GMT -5
If oil prices are in the negative, does that mean I’ll get paid to fill up? If you are filling it with crude oil you can. |
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Post by 2milehighJet on Apr 21, 2020 11:06:30 GMT -5
I find the whole temperature check thing a joke. You won’t let me in if my temperature is 100.4 of higher? Then I’ll take a fuckin Tylenol and reduce my fever and get right on that plane no questions asked. Seems dumb. and no way planes are going to fly half full flights unless they charge $800 or higher, which they very well may do, since they are losing tons of cash. Even if you skip a row, you can still feel people breathing and farting on you??? |
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Post by quantum on Apr 21, 2020 15:52:08 GMT -5
An Everyman story? You've got me beat. I am living as an Aristocrat, following the teachings of Aristocratle. the Disney white cats or the family that's boning each other? always confuse those.  |
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Post by quantum on Apr 21, 2020 15:56:07 GMT -5
i can see why calls to divorce lawyers have skyrocketed.
I can't even.
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Post by Hotman on Apr 21, 2020 16:03:26 GMT -5
i can see why calls to divorce lawyers have skyrocketed. I can't even. When hubby can't pay the bills bc no more job or economyy and superwife can't bone the lawnboy and have happy hour with her scissor sisters, moves must be made. Guy can't be staying in her house. Best reserve a bed at the Extended Stay, bruh... |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Apr 21, 2020 17:16:34 GMT -5
i can see why calls to divorce lawyers have skyrocketed. I can't even. When hubby can't pay the bills bc no more job or economyy and superwife can't bone the lawnboy and have happy hour with her scissor sisters, moves must be made. Guy can't be staying in her house. Best reserve a bed at the Extended Stay, bruh... You're a combo of Dr. Drew, and mescaline. |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Apr 22, 2020 11:52:23 GMT -5
I think my "lawn boy" has grandkids...the previous one didn't have any back-up, to protect his turf. My wife toldd me he couldn't appreciate the beauty in our home.
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Post by quantum on Apr 22, 2020 11:59:14 GMT -5
Has anyone texted funny shit to DeBloaviator's 311 KGB line? Be honest.
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