Your sperm doesn’t wiggle

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Your sperm doesn’t wiggle Aug 1, 2020 12:34:13 GMT -5

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Post by porgyman on Aug 1, 2020 12:34:13 GMT -5

Surprise! Scientists have determined that sperm don’t wiggle, like previously thought. Instead, they are like “playful otters”. Personally, mine are like lounging manatees nowadays....

www.cnn.com/2020/07/31/health/sperm-swimming-movement-wellness/index.html?utm_term=link&utm_source=fbCNN&utm_content=2020-08-01T06%3A30%3A06&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR0zjp_MkJszQkZCTfDtqAe4J0yBo0ggY9_1l4sqQGvajUsj4hsRJP3MdQc

Ff2 Site Supporter I Love the NY Jets more than NE!! Sports are dumb Posts: 61,551	Your sperm doesn’t wiggle Aug 1, 2020 16:36:29 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Ff2 on Aug 1, 2020 16:36:29 GMT -5 Mine does

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Your sperm doesn’t wiggle Aug 1, 2020 21:25:38 GMT -5

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Post by 32Green on Aug 1, 2020 21:25:38 GMT -5

I'm trying to imagine Antonie van Leeuwenhoek having dinner with his family in the year 1640 and saying "So anyways...I was looking at my jizz under a compound microscope and found it was full of tiny 'lil animalcules wiggling". That sort of thing with classical music playing in the background.

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Your sperm doesn’t wiggle Aug 1, 2020 22:08:54 GMT -5 via mobile 32Green likes this

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Aug 1, 2020 21:25:38 GMT -5 32Green said:

I'm trying to imagine Antonie van Leeuwenhoek having dinner with his family in the year 1640 and saying "So anyways...I was looking at my jizz under a compound microscope and found it was full of tiny 'lil animalcules wiggling". That sort of thing with classical music playing in the background.

Fast forward to 2020. I got a vasectomy, Antoine. Where are MY sperm?! That's what I thought, you Dutch bitch!!

quantum Site Supporter 12% Hampur Gynecologist Posts: 27,367	Your sperm doesn’t wiggle Aug 8, 2020 22:31:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by quantum on Aug 8, 2020 22:31:02 GMT -5 Somehow, mine found the target once. Then they realized they needed google maps but they didnt have a smartphone.

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