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Post by shakin on Dec 4, 2021 23:33:56 GMT -5
for two fuckin years since i moved here my neighbors let their dog out at 7am where it proceeds to bark seemingly almost non-stop til 10pm or later
in true passive-agressive fashion last year around christmas i left a bark collar in their mailbox. they clearly didn't get the hint or didn't fucking care
so this week i see them setting up a big fancy tent in the backyard, apparently preparing for some sort of event. turns out the fatass daughter with 2 kids was getting remarried
fuck these assholes i dug out the bigass amp i had from when i did casino fundraisers, set it up on my property facing the shindig, and waited
once the guests started arriving, i blasted the dogs barking jingle bells, on a loop, for almost 3 hours. fucking loud
saw the posse of biffs and todds wandering the property line with stern looks a few times, i ignored the doorbell a couple times. then the wifne got home from girls night. right before the cops showed up.
fuck em, mission accomplished. my dogs sing barking jingle bells was louder than the hipster loser "i gave my love a cherry" acoustic guitarist they hired
fucking long island yo. wherever i go
yes drunk
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Post by bxjetfan on Dec 5, 2021 0:13:21 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Dec 5, 2021 8:57:16 GMT -5
Fuck the po lees?
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Post by DDNYjets on Dec 5, 2021 9:51:44 GMT -5
Im glad I have boomer neighbors. Not a peep after 4pm. Just have to worry about who they sell to.
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Post by tbp on Dec 5, 2021 10:34:10 GMT -5
You sir, are awarded the Distinguished Hampurite Awaard.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 6, 2021 7:57:08 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Dec 6, 2021 23:06:05 GMT -5
for two fuckin years since i moved here my neighbors let their dog out at 7am where it proceeds to bark seemingly almost non-stop til 10pm or later in true passive-agressive fashion last year around christmas i left a bark collar in their mailbox. they clearly didn't get the hint or didn't fucking care so this week i see them setting up a big fancy tent in the backyard, apparently preparing for some sort of event. turns out the fatass daughter with 2 kids was getting remarried fuck these assholes i dug out the bigass amp i had from when i did casino fundraisers, set it up on my property facing the shindig, and waited once the guests started arriving, i blasted the dogs barking jingle bells, on a loop, for almost 3 hours. fucking loud saw the posse of biffs and todds wandering the property line with stern looks a few times, i ignored the doorbell a couple times. then the wifne got home from girls night. right before the cops showed up. fuck em, mission accomplished. my dogs sing barking jingle bells was louder than the hipster loser "i gave my love a cherry" acoustic guitarist they hired fucking long island yo. wherever i go yes drunk Wait. So the wife, presumably also drunk from ladies night out, arrives home "right before the cops showed up" leaving you two both drunk with the cawps on your porch. Can we please have the rest of the story, thankee. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 7, 2021 0:45:48 GMT -5
for two fuckin years since i moved here my neighbors let their dog out at 7am where it proceeds to bark seemingly almost non-stop til 10pm or later in true passive-agressive fashion last year around christmas i left a bark collar in their mailbox. they clearly didn't get the hint or didn't fucking care so this week i see them setting up a big fancy tent in the backyard, apparently preparing for some sort of event. turns out the fatass daughter with 2 kids was getting remarried fuck these assholes i dug out the bigass amp i had from when i did casino fundraisers, set it up on my property facing the shindig, and waited once the guests started arriving, i blasted the dogs barking jingle bells, on a loop, for almost 3 hours. fucking loud saw the posse of biffs and todds wandering the property line with stern looks a few times, i ignored the doorbell a couple times. then the wifne got home from girls night. right before the cops showed up. fuck em, mission accomplished. my dogs sing barking jingle bells was louder than the hipster loser "i gave my love a cherry" acoustic guitarist they hired fucking long island yo. wherever i go yes drunk Wait. So the wife, presumably also drunk from ladies night out, arrives home "right before the cops showed up" leaving you two both drunk with the cawps on your porch. Can we please have the rest of the story, thankee. nah that was all the good stuff it's a small town i actually knew one of the cawps that came, he was the first guy that responded when my son had his first seizure. i splained the situation and what i did, it was still before the late night noise ordinance woulda kicked in, the cop actually laughed when i told him the story. possible honorary hampurite. they just hadda respond because dickboy called them a few times. i told him it was over i was gonna behave, and he left. wifne was just pissed because occasionally she runs into the cow wife when they're both walking the dogs, and they walk together. so i assume the next time they run into each other it might be a bit awkward. |
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Post by 32Green on Dec 7, 2021 0:53:48 GMT -5
Wait. So the wife, presumably also drunk from ladies night out, arrives home "right before the cops showed up" leaving you two both drunk with the cawps on your porch. Can we please have the rest of the story, thankee. nah that was all the good stuff it's a small town i actually knew one of the cawps that came, he was the first guy that responded when my son had his first seizure. i splained the situation and what i did, it was still before the late night noise ordinance woulda kicked in, the cop actually laughed when i told him the story. possible honorary hampurite. they just hadda respond because dickboy called them a few times. i told him it was over i was gonna behave, and he left. wifne was just pissed because occasionally she runs into the cow wife when they're both walking the dogs, and they walk together. so i assume the next time they run into each other it might be a bit awkward. So you moved from a low-rent neighborhood in LI to a low-rent neighborhood in Concepticquoticut. We all make mistakes. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 7, 2021 1:04:43 GMT -5
nah that was all the good stuff it's a small town i actually knew one of the cawps that came, he was the first guy that responded when my son had his first seizure. i splained the situation and what i did, it was still before the late night noise ordinance woulda kicked in, the cop actually laughed when i told him the story. possible honorary hampurite. they just hadda respond because dickboy called them a few times. i told him it was over i was gonna behave, and he left. wifne was just pissed because occasionally she runs into the cow wife when they're both walking the dogs, and they walk together. so i assume the next time they run into each other it might be a bit awkward. So you moved from a low-rent neighborhood in LI to a low-rent neighborhood in Concepticquoticut. We all make mistakes. lol your hut in levittown would be the shed on my property. which might make you my gardener. at least my mums would be ripe |
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Post by quantum on Dec 9, 2021 15:36:03 GMT -5
So you moved from a low-rent neighborhood in LI to a low-rent neighborhood in Concepticquoticut. We all make mistakes. lol your hut in levittown would be the shed on my property. which might make you my gardener. at least my mums would be ripedidn't know gardeners performed that type of service but ok |
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