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Post by Hotman on Jan 27, 2015 5:17:15 GMT -5
LMAO I love this thread... I had a fucking WAR going on, with this cocksucker next door to my place in Boston... This fuckin asshole and his hippo of a wife. They had a whole fuckin driveway, DON'T WANNA PARK IN THE FUCKING THING!!! It started to get cracks... So they decide they are gonna one day steal the spot I been parking in for a year.. Well in the winter you can only park on one side, and this year comin up, I can tell they wanna claim that shit for the first snow, that's how it works there, you shovel your spot, it's yours. These cocksuckers would play musical cars, when one has to leave they get out there honking for the other cocksucker to move into the spot... Won't leave it open for a second, but I play that shit cool and I catch them off guard, they gotta move one that's blocking another to put the other one in the spot while this asshole is off to his nurse job, like clockwork, so I wait because they had the wrong lineup. So I know there's gonna be about a minute maybe before they can swap the cars and hold up the spot. Well, I go out and hide out in my car and as soon as I see these fuckers I wait and they are talking about how they gonna do it... Well the asshole pulls off for work and as they are pulling the one car out to get the other car in the spot and crank my engine and dart right into that fucker and they can't believe it. Just looking at each other dumbfounded and I'm like haha, fuck you. My spot, you aint taking my fuckin winter spot cocksuckers.
And it caused a bunch of shit after that. Almost got in a fight with the dad, after I told his rotten wife off for honking the horn at night, waking up the kid, my ex was gonna fuck with them and put chicken bones near their door and make them think someone put a voodoo spell on them. LOL
Ended up moving to ATL after that but we had a big ass ongoing feud over that spot. I told them fuck you, park in the goddamn driveway you assholes, you take up 3 fuckin spots on this small street and you got a huge fucking driveway goes all the way back, could park at least 4 cars! They just didn't wanna move cars when one had to leave the driveway. Fuckers. I definitely got the last LOL tho. You don't fucking beat me when it comes to parking or trying to cut in or anything like that.
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Post by Big L on Jan 27, 2015 5:32:46 GMT -5
So you get the spots or what? this morning i did victory was immediate. Read the thread you are fucking up U never said if u took ur car or a cab to work, dingus. |
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Post by leftturn3 on Jan 27, 2015 7:42:32 GMT -5
Ya the snow it's a bitch and the parking,,,,,, oh wait, it is 60 deg down here, maybe I'll take the vette to work, is it too cold to take the tops off?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jan 27, 2015 7:59:02 GMT -5
LMAO I love this thread... I had a fucking WAR going on, with this cocksucker next door to my place in Boston... This fuckin asshole and his hippo of a wife. They had a whole fuckin driveway, DON'T WANNA PARK IN THE FUCKING THING!!! It started to get cracks... So they decide they are gonna one day steal the spot I been parking in for a year.. Well in the winter you can only park on one side, and this year comin up, I can tell they wanna claim that shit for the first snow, that's how it works there, you shovel your spot, it's yours. These cocksuckers would play musical cars, when one has to leave they get out there honking for the other cocksucker to move into the spot... Won't leave it open for a second, but I play that shit cool and I catch them off guard, they gotta move one that's blocking another to put the other one in the spot while this asshole is off to his nurse job, like clockwork, so I wait because they had the wrong lineup. So I know there's gonna be about a minute maybe before they can swap the cars and hold up the spot. Well, I go out and hide out in my car and as soon as I see these fuckers I wait and they are talking about how they gonna do it... Well the asshole pulls off for work and as they are pulling the one car out to get the other car in the spot and crank my engine and dart right into that fucker and they can't believe it. Just looking at each other dumbfounded and I'm like haha, fuck you. My spot, you aint taking my fuckin winter spot cocksuckers. And it caused a bunch of shit after that. Almost got in a fight with the dad, after I told his rotten wife off for honking the horn at night, waking up the kid, my ex was gonna fuck with them and put chicken bones near their door and make them think someone put a voodoo spell on them. LOL Ended up moving to ATL after that but we had a big ass ongoing feud over that spot. I told them fuck you, park in the goddamn driveway you assholes, you take up 3 fuckin spots on this small street and you got a huge fucking driveway goes all the way back, could park at least 4 cars! They just didn't wanna move cars when one had to leave the driveway. Fuckers. I definitely got the last LOL tho. You don't fucking beat me when it comes to parking or trying to cut in or anything like that. Would have been perfect if you didn't need your car. And +1 on the chicken bones. I used to live in the equivalent of china town where they sell all kinds of weird shit, like Chicken feet. Never know when you're gonna need some chicken feet to leave on someones doormat. |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 27, 2015 8:13:45 GMT -5
LMAO I love this thread... I had a fucking WAR going on, with this cocksucker next door to my place in Boston... This fuckin asshole and his hippo of a wife. They had a whole fuckin driveway, DON'T WANNA PARK IN THE FUCKING THING!!! It started to get cracks... So they decide they are gonna one day steal the spot I been parking in for a year.. Well in the winter you can only park on one side, and this year comin up, I can tell they wanna claim that shit for the first snow, that's how it works there, you shovel your spot, it's yours. These cocksuckers would play musical cars, when one has to leave they get out there honking for the other cocksucker to move into the spot... Won't leave it open for a second, but I play that shit cool and I catch them off guard, they gotta move one that's blocking another to put the other one in the spot while this asshole is off to his nurse job, like clockwork, so I wait because they had the wrong lineup. So I know there's gonna be about a minute maybe before they can swap the cars and hold up the spot. Well, I go out and hide out in my car and as soon as I see these fuckers I wait and they are talking about how they gonna do it... Well the asshole pulls off for work and as they are pulling the one car out to get the other car in the spot and crank my engine and dart right into that fucker and they can't believe it. Just looking at each other dumbfounded and I'm like haha, fuck you. My spot, you aint taking my fuckin winter spot cocksuckers. And it caused a bunch of shit after that. Almost got in a fight with the dad, after I told his rotten wife off for honking the horn at night, waking up the kid, my ex was gonna fuck with them and put chicken bones near their door and make them think someone put a voodoo spell on them. LOL Ended up moving to ATL after that but we had a big ass ongoing feud over that spot. I told them fuck you, park in the goddamn driveway you assholes, you take up 3 fuckin spots on this small street and you got a huge fucking driveway goes all the way back, could park at least 4 cars! They just didn't wanna move cars when one had to leave the driveway. Fuckers. I definitely got the last LOL tho. You don't fucking beat me when it comes to parking or trying to cut in or anything like that. Fucking asshole people....lolz @ teh chikin bonez |
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Post by rexneffect on Jan 27, 2015 9:12:07 GMT -5
Get the guy with the semi to haul his mercedes onto the beach. All of them.
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Post by LoneStarLady on Jan 27, 2015 9:16:21 GMT -5
Oh, parking stories. One time I lived in southeast CT on a street of 3-family homes so lots of cars. I was renting the 2nd floor in one house so I didn't get to park in the driveway and had to use the street. There was only 1 spot in front of the house, which I always used. There were too many cars and not enough spaces so people were usually good about parking only in front of their own house. Except for my next door neighbor.
They had a huge driveway, enough for all 3 families, but they decide to park their piece-of-crap clunker in front of my house. Then they take off the license plates and leave it there for several weeks. Makes me park way down the street every day, coming in late at night, carrying groceries, etc. So I got fed up and called the cops/traffic division and said there was an abandoned car on the street. They were so pissed off.
But they got me back a little bit. One time I parked in my usual spot but a little closer to the house. The sidewalk was sunken, you couldn't even tell there was a sidewalk, and I didn't realize I was slightly on it. They must have been watching and called the cops and said I was parking on the sidewalk. Cop thought it was stupid waste-of-time and just gave me a warning.
Soon afterward, a statie moved into the first floor of my house and the neighbor stopped annoying us (used to accuse me of stealing their cat when it came into our yard -- it's outside cat that wanders, you idiot). I didn't even know the trooper but his car was a deterrent.
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Post by Big L on Jan 27, 2015 9:25:11 GMT -5
Cat thief! LOL
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Post by southside on Jan 27, 2015 12:37:13 GMT -5
this morning i did victory was immediate. Read the thread you are fucking up U never said if u took ur car or a cab to work, dingus. +1 rep for Dr. Steve Brule reference. |
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Post by Brady's a catcher on Jan 27, 2015 12:54:17 GMT -5
I have no idea what this thread is about but I'm a huge, huge fan.
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 27, 2015 13:00:02 GMT -5
Ya the snow it's a bitch and the parking,,,,,, oh wait, it is 60 deg down here, maybe I'll take the vette to work, is it too cold to take the tops off? Literally the only good thing about living there. Can't hang your hat on that forever |
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Post by crossfire on Jan 27, 2015 23:52:47 GMT -5
This thread is gold! Gootz, you're fuckin' insane! Damn, we need another Hampur reunion!
I used to work at a golf course up in Westchester. In the winter, I would do the overnight plowing whenever there was a snow storm. There was a big tree in the parking lot and a sign warning people not to park there overnight when it snowed because it made plowing a pain in the ass.
One of the waitresses lived on property and she parked there. Employees were not allowed to park there anyway because it was only for members.
So I nicely went in and asked her to move the car. She said no.
I went back out and plowed some more. As the snow built up, I went in and nicrly asked her to move the car.
Again, she said no.
I smiled and said, I'm not going to ask you again but I am giving you 15 minutes to move it. After that, I am going to plow all of the snow around your car and you won't be able to get it out until spring. 15 minutes.
Then I walked away.
I waited the 15 minutes and then the fun began. I got the snow as close to her car as I could without denting it on all three sides. The tree blocked the 4th side.
All night long, I plowed the snow higher and higher by pushing the plow up. Then, just to be a dick, I got out, climbed the snowbank and shoveled the snow down right against her doirs so there was no way she could get in.
She came out the next day and I saw her looking at the car and she was pissed. She turned and saw me driving by and I was laughing. When she confronted me later in the day, I told her that I had warned her and that she was being a bitch. She said I had to get it out. i told her that I had no intention of helping her get it out. (Which would have taken me a few minutes with our loader.
That was the winter of 96-97 I think. We got one nasty storm after another. She didn't get her car out for about 2 months. lololol
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 0:06:59 GMT -5
This thread is gold! Gootz, you're fuckin' insane! Damn, we need another Hampur reunion! I used to work at a golf course up in Westchester. In the winter, I would do the overnight plowing whenever there was a snow storm. There was a big tree in the parking lot and a sign warning people not to park there overnight when it snowed because it made plowing a pain in the ass. One of the waitresses lived on property and she parked there. Employees were not allowed to park there anyway because it was only for members. So I nicely went in and asked her to move the car. She said no. I went back out and plowed some more. As the snow built up, I went in and nicrly asked her to move the car. Again, she said no. I smiled and said, I'm not going to ask you again but I am giving you 15 minutes to move it. After that, I am going to plow all of the snow around your car and you won't be able to get it out until spring. 15 minutes. Then I walked away. I waited the 15 minutes and then the fun began. I got the snow as close to her car as I could without denting it on all three sides. The tree blocked the 4th side. All night long, I plowed the snow higher and higher by pushing the plow up. Then, just to be a dick, I got out, climbed the snowbank and shoveled the snow down right against her doirs so there was no way she could get in. She came out the next day and I saw her looking at the car and she was pissed. She turned and saw me driving by and I was laughing. When she confronted me later in the day, I told her that I had warned her and that she was being a bitch. She said I had to get it out. i told her that I had no intention of helping her get it out. (Which would have taken me a few minutes with our loader. That was the winter of 96-97 I think. We got one nasty storm after another. She didn't get her car out for about 2 months. lololol win |
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Post by WOPtasticRCW on Jan 28, 2015 0:13:58 GMT -5
This thread is gold! Gootz, you're fuckin' insane! Damn, we need another Hampur reunion! I used to work at a golf course up in Westchester. In the winter, I would do the overnight plowing whenever there was a snow storm. There was a big tree in the parking lot and a sign warning people not to park there overnight when it snowed because it made plowing a pain in the ass. One of the waitresses lived on property and she parked there. Employees were not allowed to park there anyway because it was only for members. So I nicely went in and asked her to move the car. She said no. I went back out and plowed some more. As the snow built up, I went in and nicrly asked her to move the car. Again, she said no. I smiled and said, I'm not going to ask you again but I am giving you 15 minutes to move it. After that, I am going to plow all of the snow around your car and you won't be able to get it out until spring. 15 minutes. Then I walked away. I waited the 15 minutes and then the fun began. I got the snow as close to her car as I could without denting it on all three sides. The tree blocked the 4th side. All night long, I plowed the snow higher and higher by pushing the plow up. Then, just to be a dick, I got out, climbed the snowbank and shoveled the snow down right against her doirs so there was no way she could get in. She came out the next day and I saw her looking at the car and she was pissed. She turned and saw me driving by and I was laughing. When she confronted me later in the day, I told her that I had warned her and that she was being a bitch. She said I had to get it out. i told her that I had no intention of helping her get it out. (Which would have taken me a few minutes with our loader. That was the winter of 96-97 I think. We got one nasty storm after another. She didn't get her car out for about 2 months. lololol THis is fucking awesome! |
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Post by Peebag on Jan 28, 2015 10:02:23 GMT -5
Can't we all just get along?
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