Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Jan 28, 2015 10:12:05 GMT -5
I used to work at a golf course up in Westchester. In the winter, I would do the overnight plowing whenever there was a snow storm. There was a big tree in the parking lot and a sign warning people not to park there overnight when it snowed because it made plowing a pain in the ass.
One of the waitresses lived on property and she parked there. Employees were not allowed to park there anyway because it was only for members.
So I nicely went in and asked her to move the car. She said no.
I went back out and plowed some more. As the snow built up, I went in and nicrly asked her to move the car.
Again, she said no.
I smiled and said, I'm not going to ask you again but I am giving you 15 minutes to move it. After that, I am going to plow all of the snow around your car and you won't be able to get it out until spring. 15 minutes.
Then I walked away.
I waited the 15 minutes and then the fun began. I got the snow as close to her car as I could without denting it on all three sides. The tree blocked the 4th side.
All night long, I plowed the snow higher and higher by pushing the plow up. Then, just to be a dick, I got out, climbed the snowbank and shoveled the snow down right against her doirs so there was no way she could get in.
She came out the next day and I saw her looking at the car and she was pissed. She turned and saw me driving by and I was laughing. When she confronted me later in the day, I told her that I had warned her and that she was being a bitch. She said I had to get it out. i told her that I had no intention of helping her get it out. (Which would have taken me a few minutes with our loader.
That was the winter of 96-97 I think. We got one nasty storm after another. She didn't get her car out for about 2 months. lololol
