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Post by Big L on Dec 1, 2014 20:28:29 GMT -5
You ever notice the broads in the Cialis commercials are at least half way decent? Chicks that for 50, you'd still throw em a bone?
What if your wife is a huge fat pig, like on of them Ladies of Walmart types? I mean, that's what the broads should be in the commercials. Like "you use our product, and you'll even be able to get it up for that""
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 1, 2014 20:34:29 GMT -5
You ever notice the broads in the Cialis commercials are at least half way decent? Chicks that for 50, you'd still throw em a bone? What if your wife is a huge fat pig, like on of them Ladies of Walmart types? I mean, that's what the broads should be in the commercials. Like "you use our product, and you'll even be able to get it up for that"" They all have that "I'm gonna get such a dicking" look. The Walmart pigs should be grateful to be used as a cum dumpster. |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 1, 2014 20:40:56 GMT -5
Wish my wife would to go bed already, she is driving the entire house crazy tonight. Friggin' broads.
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 1, 2014 20:45:12 GMT -5
Wish my wife would to go bed already, she is driving the entire house crazy tonight. Friggin' broads. Mine is sitting next to me on the computer, silently engrossed in Christmas shopping. We're both drinking so daddy might get his carrot wet tonight. |
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Post by Big L on Dec 1, 2014 20:46:18 GMT -5
You ever notice the broads in the Cialis commercials are at least half way decent? Chicks that for 50, you'd still throw em a bone? What if your wife is a huge fat pig, like on of them Ladies of Walmart types? I mean, that's what the broads should be in the commercials. Like "you use our product, and you'll even be able to get it up for that"" The Walmart pigs should be grateful to be used as a cum dumpster. Well I saw the commercial, and I was like 'I'd dick all three of them broads'. :yes: |
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Post by Big L on Dec 1, 2014 20:48:05 GMT -5
Wish my wife would to go bed already, she is driving the entire house crazy tonight. Friggin' broads. I know this, Ive seen this behavior before. She's what they call PMSing. |
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 1, 2014 20:48:17 GMT -5
They all have that "I'm gonna get such a dicking" look. The Walmart pigs should be grateful to be used as a cum dumpster. Well I saw the commercial, and I was like 'I'd dick all three of them broads'. :yes: Totally. Menopause can be a beautiful thing. |
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Post by Big L on Dec 1, 2014 20:56:12 GMT -5
Well I saw the commercial, and I was like 'I'd dick all three of them broads'. :yes: Totally. Menopause can be a beautiful thing. They should sell KY with Cialis? kinda like on Amazon. 'Customers who viewed Cialis also viewed KY' |
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 1, 2014 20:58:54 GMT -5
Totally. Menopause can be a beautiful thing. They should sell KY with Cialis? kinda like on Amazon. 'Customers who viewed Cialis also viewed KY' Prison lube (hock a loogie) works just as well. |
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Post by Big L on Dec 1, 2014 21:10:16 GMT -5
They should sell KY with Cialis? kinda like on Amazon. 'Customers who viewed Cialis also viewed KY' Prison lube (hock a loogie) works just as well. Meh, sounds too much like work. Instead, here's your tube of lube, honey, let me know when you're ready. |
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 1, 2014 21:12:13 GMT -5
Prison lube (hock a loogie) works just as well. Meh, sounds too much like work. Instead, here's your tube of lube, honey, let me know when you're ready. You could just clear your nose on your cock. But I like your laziness. Let them do the work. |
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Post by Big L on Dec 1, 2014 21:33:46 GMT -5
Thank you. Work smarter, not harder. Or some such.
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 2, 2014 0:51:15 GMT -5
Meh, sounds too much like work. Instead, here's your tube of lube, honey, let me know when you're ready. You could just clear your nose on your cock. But I like your laziness. Let them do the work. Sick fuck |
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Post by Big L on Dec 2, 2014 6:45:14 GMT -5
Do I hold the record at JI for most time with a jugs post?
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Post by PK on Dec 2, 2014 8:11:59 GMT -5
You ever notice the broads in the Cialis commercials are at least half way decent? Chicks that for 50, you'd still throw em a bone? What if your wife is a huge fat pig, like on of them Ladies of Walmart types? I mean, that's what the broads should be in the commercials. Like "you use our product, and you'll even be able to get it up for that"" That's exactly what it's for...but they can't come out and say it in the commercial. The wimmins see those commercials too. Much easier to say "oh baby...it's not you. It's me". Avoids any Lorena Bobbit-tizing of any equipment while asleep. |
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