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Post by Big L on Aug 1, 2018 13:47:04 GMT -5
I figured out it gives me the shits somethin fierce. Looked online and sure enough that side effect happens to a decent amount of people.
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Post by Hotman on Aug 1, 2018 13:51:39 GMT -5
I'm takin 3
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 1, 2018 13:54:16 GMT -5
I figured out it gives me the shits somethin fierce. Looked online and sure enough that side effect happens to a decent amount of people. Wait, you shit the bed while you're asleep? Man I dodged a bullet.
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Post by Big L on Aug 1, 2018 14:01:50 GMT -5
I figured out it gives me the shits somethin fierce. Looked online and sure enough that side effect happens to a decent amount of people. Wait, you shit the bed while you're asleep? Man I dodged a bullet. No couldn’t sleep cuz had to explosively shit a super smelly mixture of doots and battery acid every 30 minutes. Oh the bright side, the crippling gas pains led to copious farting. Boy hats fun.
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 1, 2018 14:49:16 GMT -5
Wait, you shit the bed while you're asleep? Man I dodged a bullet. No couldn’t sleep cuz had to explosively shit a super smelly mixture of doors and battery acid every 30 minutes. Oh the bright side, the crippling gas pains led to copious farting. Boy hats fun. You can shove a straw in your tucchus to allow for the steady release of gas, but that practice is falling by the wayside as Liberals outlaw straws across this great land of ours. What's next, banning open heart surgery?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2018 17:19:09 GMT -5
San Francisco will clean up the great garbage patch by banning straws
lololololol
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 1, 2018 18:57:58 GMT -5
San Francisco will clean up the great garbage patch by banning straws lololololol I mean how are junkies supposed to snort their drugs? They obviously didn't think this out well.
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Aug 1, 2018 21:15:51 GMT -5
It’s not ambien so it won’t knock you out. It just makes you groggy if you’re doing nothing and then keeps you asleep. That’s why it’s great for air travel.
But if you take one and then decide to run a marathon, you won’t collapse 5 miles in.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2018 23:17:05 GMT -5
No couldn’t sleep cuz had to explosively shit a super smelly mixture of doots and battery acid every 30 minutes. Oh the bright side, the crippling gas pains led to copious farting. Boy hats fun. <scene: 2AM> Me: RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP *ahhhhhhh* Her: wtf...EWWW WTF WTF WTF Me: Ummmm... Wow that stuff you gave me really helps me feel better. Her: REALLY?? Do you THINKMYPARENTS WOULD USE IT? DID YOU TAKE ALL OF THEM? ALL OF THEM? ANSWER ME ... I NEED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD HELP MY MOTHER; SHE'S SUFFERING...you're a jerk! Me: hahhhhh? whaaa? zzzzzzzzz
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2018 14:51:04 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Aug 3, 2018 20:38:52 GMT -5
Want to know which one of your girlfriend's friends you have a shot with? Tell her you cheated on her with one of her friends. The first one she mentions would be your best shot.
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Post by releasetheanimal on Aug 5, 2018 20:04:24 GMT -5
San Francisco will clean up the great garbage patch by banning straws lololololol I mean how are junkies supposed to snort their drugs? They obviously didn't think this out well. Rolled up dollar bills? Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything...
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Post by releasetheanimal on Aug 5, 2018 20:05:25 GMT -5
Want to know which one of your girlfriend's friends you have a shot with? Tell her you cheated on her with one of her friends. The first one she mentions would be your best shot. Step 1: get a girlfriend...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2018 8:51:38 GMT -5
Woke to the sight of my kitchen glowing a bright red. Shocked; I turn around, half expecting to see 500 FBI agents coming for me....and it's the sun, red as Mars. Fire season...usually in October.
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Post by Hotman on Aug 6, 2018 19:01:22 GMT -5
Woke to the sight of my kitchen glowing a bright red. Shocked; I turn around, half expecting to see 500 FBI agents coming for me....and it's the sun, red as Mars. Fire season...usually in October. It was prob Todd Bowles head
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