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Post by Jets Things on Jun 13, 2019 7:37:26 GMT -5
Buddy of mine is in town from Dallas. Went out, had some drinks, called an Uber home (in car right now). I ask the driver his name to confirm and say "Are you Eugencio?" He points to his ear and says "I'm deaf," to which I loudly reply "Oh, OK. That works for me." He nods and I get in the car. Here we are with no music and no words. I'm afraid to roll down the window. There is an intermittent beeping that I notice, but I'm sure he doesn't. This guy will probably get a good tip because I'm a pussy. If he’s deaf, how did he hear you ask a question? He didn't hear the question, but I assume he saw my lips move and immediately said he was deaf. Maybe he can read lips in Español.
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Post by shakin on Jun 13, 2019 8:11:17 GMT -5
Buddy of mine is in town from Dallas. Went out, had some drinks, called an Uber home (in car right now). I ask the driver his name to confirm and say "Are you Eugencio?" He points to his ear and says "I'm deaf," to which I loudly reply "Oh, OK. That works for me." He nods and I get in the car. Here we are with no music and no words. I'm afraid to roll down the window. There is an intermittent beeping that I notice, but I'm sure he doesn't. This guy will probably get a good tip because I'm a pussy. If he’s deaf, how did he hear you ask a question? that's just one of the holes in this story
jt is the other one
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Post by 32Green on Jun 13, 2019 9:21:04 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's.
Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud.
At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down.
One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts):
"76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down."
Ugly American or hero of the stupid?
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Post by shakin on Jun 13, 2019 9:42:07 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? frenchie is a fucking idiot
a crew of 60 pounding away at the inventory, you fuckin let them be and pad the already massive tab
he's lucky you guys didn't send him back downstairs with his skivvies on his head
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 9:57:40 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? frenchie is a fucking idiot
a crew of 60 pounding away at the inventory, you fuckin let them be and pad the already massive tab
he's lucky you guys didn't send him back downstairs with his skivvies on his head
The waiter’s hand was all cramped up after he had to give each guy their own check for dinner.
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Post by quantum on Jun 13, 2019 12:26:19 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? I like it.
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Post by Big L on Jun 13, 2019 13:26:00 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? In a low voice like Barry White or more like a Columbo?
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Post by 32Green on Jun 13, 2019 13:38:01 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? In a low voice like Barry White or more like a Columbo? Kinda like Dirty Harry when he says "Go ahead...make my day". That sort of thing with 60 guys spitting out their drinks.
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Post by tkasper01 on Jun 13, 2019 17:22:33 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? Hero no doubt.
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Post by Big L on Jun 13, 2019 20:07:28 GMT -5
“Just one more thing.... 76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down."
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Post by bxjetfan on Jun 13, 2019 20:23:52 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? I'll allow it.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jun 13, 2019 20:31:46 GMT -5
Why did we bother? Still love you Raoul. I will sponsor you if 32 wont adopt you.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 13, 2019 21:55:17 GMT -5
Why did we bother? Still love you Raoul. I will sponsor you if 32 wont adopt you. That was brutal. Either way, Raoul is the man. He's more American than he thinks, methinks. Def. our man in France.
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Post by quantum on Jun 14, 2019 8:42:59 GMT -5
Why did we bother? Still love you Raoul. I will sponsor you if 32 wont adopt you. That was brutal. Either way, Raoul is the man. He's more American than he thinks, methinks. Def. our man in France. so we've corrupted him? Mission accomplished.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jun 17, 2019 13:58:56 GMT -5
So I'm in France with 60 other dudes for the 75th anniversary of D Day. We go out to dinner and are seated in the second floor of an old restaurant that was once frequented by the Nazi's. Alcohol+61 dudes drinking in close quarters=loud. At one point the manager of the restaurant comes upstairs and admonishes us for the noise and demands we keep it down. One cock-bag stands up and says in a low voice (Army vet, absolutely ptsd nuts): "76 years ago this room was full of German Officers partying it up with your wine. Bet you didnt tell them to keep it down." Ugly American or hero of the stupid? Bad PR move given the situation, why you guys were there and the tab you were undoubtedly racking up.
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