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Post by 32Green on Apr 8, 2020 20:59:04 GMT -5
I saw a guy ask a stripper for change once. Did you give it to him or tell him to rihsb?
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Post by shakin on Apr 8, 2020 21:25:08 GMT -5
3 weeks in and i ain't seeing much difference between social distancing and anti-social distancing
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Post by 32Green on Apr 8, 2020 21:34:46 GMT -5
Why do my hose nozzles and watering wands only last a year no matter how much I spend. Seems dumb. Fucking water all over the place, trying to twist things to tighten them, but they are just cheap crap. This is bullshit. gfy. Especially this guy^^^^^
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 8, 2020 21:37:37 GMT -5
Why do my hose nozzles and watering wands only last a year no matter how much I spend. Seems dumb. Fucking water all over the place, trying to twist things to tighten them, but they are just cheap crap. This is bullshit. gfy. Especially this guy^^^^^ Ask Jet Things if his dildo supplier makes garden equipment. His stuff lasts forever. Someone said.
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Post by shakin on Apr 8, 2020 21:49:08 GMT -5
Why do my hose nozzles and watering wands only last a year no matter how much I spend. Seems dumb. Fucking water all over the place, trying to twist things to tighten them, but they are just cheap crap. This is bullshit. gfy. Especially this guy^^^^^ 99.999% of hoses and hose related accessories will make you want to hunt down the manufacturer and put a curse on him (or her, ok yeah you fucking pc fucks) and put a curse on his (fuck you) entire family but when i had my place in saratoga, i once bought this hose splitter. i still marvel at its perfection it must have been manufactured by the most un-chinese manufacturer the world has ever known used it for 4 years. diverting the flow from one hose to the other. flowing both at the same time. keeping the main spigot on full blast at all times whether the hoses were in use or not. and never one drip. not one. and the gate valves moved with the ease of jetsthings sashaying in a red robe. i marveled at that fucking device. tried to share my awe with the sons and wifne, who couldn't give less of a shit i forgot to take it with me when i sold the place and now, global pandemic thanks obama
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Post by 32Green on Apr 8, 2020 22:03:34 GMT -5
Why do my hose nozzles and watering wands only last a year no matter how much I spend. Seems dumb. Fucking water all over the place, trying to twist things to tighten them, but they are just cheap crap. This is bullshit. gfy. Especially this guy^^^^^ 99.999% of hoses and hose related accessories will make you want to hunt down the manufacturer and put a curse on him (or her, ok yeah you fucking pc fucks) and put a curse on his (fuck you) entire family but when i had my place in saratoga, i once bought this hose splitter. i still marvel at its perfection it must have been manufactured by the most un-chinese manufacturer the world has ever known used it for 4 years. diverting the flow from one hose to the other. flowing both at the same time. keeping the main spigot on full blast at all times whether the hoses were in use or not. and never one drip. not one. and the gate valves moved with the ease of jetsthings sashaying in a red robe. i marveled at that fucking device. tried to share my awe with the sons and wifne, who couldn't give less of a shit i forgot to take it with me when i sold the place and now, global pandemic thanks obama Think I have a hose splitter. 4 way. Green. Never hooked it up, I'm that jaded. Please tell me yours is green. Might use it then. Otherwise, dont feel like a social distancing trip to Home Depot.
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Post by shakin on Apr 8, 2020 22:10:20 GMT -5
99.999% of hoses and hose related accessories will make you want to hunt down the manufacturer and put a curse on him (or her, ok yeah you fucking pc fucks) and put a curse on his (fuck you) entire family but when i had my place in saratoga, i once bought this hose splitter. i still marvel at its perfection it must have been manufactured by the most un-chinese manufacturer the world has ever known used it for 4 years. diverting the flow from one hose to the other. flowing both at the same time. keeping the main spigot on full blast at all times whether the hoses were in use or not. and never one drip. not one. and the gate valves moved with the ease of jetsthings sashaying in a red robe. i marveled at that fucking device. tried to share my awe with the sons and wifne, who couldn't give less of a shit i forgot to take it with me when i sold the place and now, global pandemic thanks obama Think I have a hose splitter. 4 way. Green. Never hooked it up, I'm that jaded. Please tell me yours is green. Might use it then. Otherwise, dont feel like a social distancing trip to Home Depot. i seem to recall it being flesh colored.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 8, 2020 22:13:02 GMT -5
Think I have a hose splitter. 4 way. Green. Never hooked it up, I'm that jaded. Please tell me yours is green. Might use it then. Otherwise, dont feel like a social distancing trip to Home Depot. i seem to recall it being flesh colored. Dont feel like a social distancing trip to Erotic Adult land on Sunrise Hwy in the wastelands of Suffolk Cty. Thankee. or... Flesh colored you say
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Post by Hotman on Apr 8, 2020 22:35:00 GMT -5
Think I have a hose splitter. 4 way. Green. Never hooked it up, I'm that jaded. Please tell me yours is green. Might use it then. Otherwise, dont feel like a social distancing trip to Home Depot. Ya dont say lol Also, I wonder the same thing about those shitty hose sprayer ends... also..... hearty mums already???
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Post by 32Green on Apr 8, 2020 22:47:49 GMT -5
Think I have a hose splitter. 4 way. Green. Never hooked it up, I'm that jaded. Please tell me yours is green. Might use it then. Otherwise, dont feel like a social distancing trip to Home Depot. Ya dont say lol Also, I wonder the same thing about those shitty hose sprayer ends... also..... hearty mums already??? Dude. If I live until hearty mums season...and the world is alright again..I'll be thrilled. If I dont, I'll be dead, there will be no room in funeral homes for me, I'll get thrown in a crematorium somewhere, my family will have no closure and teh Jets will win the SB in 2021. Which is nice.
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Post by Hotman on Apr 8, 2020 22:53:17 GMT -5
Ya dont say lol Also, I wonder the same thing about those shitty hose sprayer ends... also..... hearty mums already??? Dude. If I live until hearty mums season...and the world is alright again..I'll be thrilled. If I dont, I'll be dead, there will be no room in funeral homes for me, I'll get thrown in a crematorium somewhere, my family will have no closure and teh Jets will win the SB in 2021. Which is nice. Lets go... Jets? lol oh so a what do you need the hose for?
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Post by shakin on Apr 8, 2020 22:54:47 GMT -5
the day before we all really started biting our nails and hiding in our houses over this chinawuhanvirus, THE DAY BEFORE, i begrudgingly cracked open the safe and handed over 18 thousand dollars in cash to our landscape design guy as he wrapped up the job. cash so to save the tax said wifne.
THE FUCKING DAY BEFORE
now every day i'm like to the mrs. shakin in the yard "that plant looks nice, how would you cook that one?"
fuck you xi jinpingpong
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Post by Hotman on Apr 8, 2020 22:57:27 GMT -5
the day before we all really started biting our nails and hiding in our houses over this chinawuhanvirus, THE DAY BEFORE, i begrudgingly cracked open the safe and handed over 18 thousand dollars in cash to our landscape design guy as he wrapped up the job. cash so to save the tax said wifne. THE FUCKING DAY BEFORE now every day i'm like to the mrs. shakin in the yard "that plant looks nice, how would you cook that one?" fuck you xi jinpingpong where's the safe now?
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Post by shakin on Apr 8, 2020 23:02:19 GMT -5
the day before we all really started biting our nails and hiding in our houses over this chinawuhanvirus, THE DAY BEFORE, i begrudgingly cracked open the safe and handed over 18 thousand dollars in cash to our landscape design guy as he wrapped up the job. cash so to save the tax said wifne. THE FUCKING DAY BEFORE now every day i'm like to the mrs. shakin in the yard "that plant looks nice, how would you cook that one?" fuck you xi jinpingpong where's the safe now? same place. i repurposed it and now it's full of ammo for my 20 gage mossberg, my 3030, my 30ought6, my AR15 and my cute little .22. i'm cash poor but lead rich. oh and there might be a vintage amber lynn poop chute reaming videotape in there. possibly
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 8, 2020 23:08:15 GMT -5
the day before we all really started biting our nails and hiding in our houses over this chinawuhanvirus, THE DAY BEFORE, i begrudgingly cracked open the safe and handed over 18 thousand dollars in cash to our landscape design guy as he wrapped up the job. cash so to save the tax said wifne. THE FUCKING DAY BEFORE now every day i'm like to the mrs. shakin in the yard "that plant looks nice, how would you cook that one?" fuck you xi jinpingpong Found your landscaper. www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr/mexican-man-convicted-smuggling-half-million-dollars
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