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Post by Jetworks on Feb 9, 2015 10:31:06 GMT -5
Give me two feet of snow but fuck this freezing rain bullshit. Fucking rain snow line. Fuck you Mother Nature, the Original Cunty McTwatterson. My driveway is on an incline, not sure of the angle, but it's enough to be a pain in the ass. As soon as I stepped on it I started sliding down standing up and there was no going back. I turtled and slid all the way down on my back to the bottom. Thankfully no one is around to witness such events at 4:30 in the morning. Isn't this like a regular thing with you? |
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 10:41:12 GMT -5
Give me two feet of snow but fuck this freezing rain bullshit. Fucking rain snow line. Fuck you Mother Nature, the Original Cunty McTwatterson. My driveway is on an incline, not sure of the angle, but it's enough to be a pain in the ass. As soon as I stepped on it I started sliding down standing up and there was no going back. I turtled and slid all the way down on my back to the bottom. Thankfully no one is around to witness such events at 4:30 in the morning. Isn't this like a regular thing with you? Falling down, or getting up at 430am?  |
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Post by thebigragu on Feb 9, 2015 10:54:28 GMT -5
I was hanging my jacket in the backseat side hook yesterday and fucking whoosh slid right under the car halfway. Can't even explain how angry I was, middle of Pennsylvania at a party i didn't want to be at. Falling down sober. For a second i had hoped a semi would come by and pop my head like a fucking grape |
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Post by Trades on Feb 9, 2015 10:56:32 GMT -5
i get up at 4am every day, effin' blows Me too, then I take a piss and go back to bed. |
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 10:57:28 GMT -5
I was hanging my jacket in the backseat side hook yesterday and fucking whoosh slid right under the car halfway. Can't even explain how angry I was, middle of Pennsylvania at a party i didn't want to be at. Falling down sober. For a second i had hoped a semi would come by and pop my head like a fucking grape I got the visual of this and now I can't stop friggin' laughing  |
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Feb 9, 2015 10:57:36 GMT -5
Isn't this like a regular thing with you? Falling down, or getting up at 430am? Falling down, at least this time you didn't have to chase a slipper. Maybe you need to leave the house on a toboggan. I agree, I'd much rather deal with feet of snow then this freezing rain crap. This winter sure does blow - ENOUGH!!!!! |
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Feb 9, 2015 11:01:08 GMT -5
Give me two feet of snow but fuck this freezing rain bullshit. Fucking rain snow line. Fuck you Mother Nature, the Original Cunty McTwatterson. My driveway is on an incline, not sure of the angle, but it's enough to be a pain in the ass. As soon as I stepped on it I started sliding down standing up and there was no going back. I turtled and slid all the way down on my back to the bottom. Thankfully no one is around to witness such events at 4:30 in the morning. Man, I will turtle up like a bitch if it means not throwing my back out or breaking a wrist. REALTALK |
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Feb 9, 2015 11:02:28 GMT -5
I was hanging my jacket in the backseat side hook yesterday and fucking whoosh slid right under the car halfway. Can't even explain how angry I was, middle of Pennsylvania at a party i didn't want to be at. Falling down sober. For a second i had hoped a semi would come by and pop my head like a fucking grape "Im ok.... just checking the oil!" |
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Post by Jetworks on Feb 9, 2015 12:28:07 GMT -5
Isn't this like a regular thing with you? Falling down, or getting up at 430am? The falling down. I'm almost positive you posted something like this a few weeks ago. |
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 12:59:19 GMT -5
Falling down, or getting up at 430am? The falling down. I'm almost positive you posted something like this a few weeks ago. Yes, that time was the front stairs, I lost a slipper, it was a whole scene. Its becoming a bit of a trend, and I can't even blame alcohol for either event. This is now 3 times this year. Today at lunch I bought enough rock salt to start my own ocean  |
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Post by BushytheLobster on Feb 9, 2015 13:16:17 GMT -5
Golf shoes.
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 13:28:02 GMT -5
Yeah really, or those spikes that you strap to your boots. |
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Post by Jetworks on Feb 9, 2015 14:21:52 GMT -5
Yeah really, or those spikes that you strap to your boots. Or maybe an assisted living facility?  |
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Post by tbp on Feb 9, 2015 14:59:50 GMT -5
Don't be wishin' for snow. This is what my front walk looked like before yesterday. Today there is another 18" of snow on it.  |
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Post by thebigragu on Feb 9, 2015 16:07:01 GMT -5
Don't be wishin' for snow. This is what my front walk looked like before yesterday. Today there is another 18" of snow on it. Nice avatar. Thunderkunt |
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