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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 5:07:55 GMT -5
Give me two feet of snow but fuck this freezing rain bullshit. Fucking rain snow line. Fuck you Mother Nature, the Original Cunty McTwatterson.
My driveway is on an incline, not sure of the angle, but it's enough to be a pain in the ass.
As soon as I stepped on it I started sliding down standing up and there was no going back. I turtled and slid all the way down on my back to the bottom.
Thankfully no one is around to witness such events at 4:30 in the morning.
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Post by Big L on Feb 9, 2015 6:13:44 GMT -5
Lucky u didn't slip and land on your back and mess it up.
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 6:19:42 GMT -5
Lucky u didn't slip and land on your back and mess it up. Or fall and land on an elbow or wrist. That's exactly why I turtled and went into a near fetal position, sliding all the way down to the bottom of the driveway. Must have been quite the sight. Might as well post this before someone else does. thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/gifs_201.gif |
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Post by Big L on Feb 9, 2015 6:39:11 GMT -5
No doubt. Could have broken a hip at your age.  |
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Post by Big L on Feb 9, 2015 6:42:48 GMT -5
Whew, at least the glass didn't break.  |
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Post by Big L on Feb 9, 2015 6:45:46 GMT -5
Now this looks like a party.  |
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Post by Big L on Feb 9, 2015 6:49:37 GMT -5
And just in time for Saturday  |
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Post by jetswin on Feb 9, 2015 7:23:36 GMT -5
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 9, 2015 7:32:09 GMT -5
lol I'm sure it was a sight. A real man would have slid down on his feet instead of bowing down to Mother Nature's cuntiness on his soft, supple, creamy back. Wait what?
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 7:51:21 GMT -5
lol I'm sure it was a sight. A real man would have slid down on his feet instead of bowing down to Mother Nature's cuntiness on his soft, supple, creamy back. Wait what?  At least schools are closed in our area today, car seemed like it was caked in ice this morning, and I wouldn't have to hear my wife complain that she slid down the drive. Of course I'm out of ice melt this morning too  |
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Post by Trades on Feb 9, 2015 8:16:01 GMT -5
lol I'm sure it was a sight. A real man would have slid down on his feet instead of bowing down to Mother Nature's cuntiness on his soft, supple, creamy back. Wait what? At least schools are closed in our area today, car seemed like it was caked in ice this morning, and I wouldn't have to hear my wife complain that she slid down the drive. Of course I'm out of ice melt this morning too You really need to put up security cameras. LSL could have used the laugh. |
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Post by BushytheLobster on Feb 9, 2015 9:13:56 GMT -5
Why are you up at 4:30 am? Nothing good ever happens at 4:30 am.  |
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 9, 2015 9:18:30 GMT -5
Why are you up at 4:30 am? Nothing good ever happens at 4:30 am. Work - in the office by 5-5:30am, I get loads of work done when no one else is here. Plus the commute is a breeze...outside of those sociopath commuters from PA, they are all fucking nuts. |
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Post by BushytheLobster on Feb 9, 2015 9:28:22 GMT -5
Why are you up at 4:30 am? Nothing good ever happens at 4:30 am. Work - in the office by 5-5:30am, I get loads of work done when no one else is here. Plus the commute is a breeze...outside of those sociopath commuters from PA, they are all fucking nuts. The only time I used to get up at 4:30 in winter months was, coincidentally enough, to go ice fishing. Eight hours on a frozen lake in biting sub-arctic temperatures to catch anemic bluegill and perch who were so cold themselves that they barely wiggled. It was so early when we'd head out that we had to watch it cuz the drunks were still on the road from the night before. Only good thing about it was stopping at McDonalds on the way for sausage, egg, and cheese biscuits. God damn those things are good. I'd slide down a driveway on my butt for a sausage, egg, and cheese. |
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Post by jetswin on Feb 9, 2015 9:34:01 GMT -5
i get up at 4am every day, effin' blows
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