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Post by Hotman on Feb 11, 2015 13:53:53 GMT -5
Better than a 3 series?
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Post by Trades on Feb 11, 2015 14:30:51 GMT -5
How often does her belly blow the horn?
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 11, 2015 14:51:53 GMT -5
You know you're fat when you have to grab your pant leg to lift your giant hamhock-tree trunk of a leg to get out.
I think I heard that car's suspension breathe a sigh of relief afterwards.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Feb 11, 2015 15:01:12 GMT -5
 Fucking that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.... |
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Post by quantum on Feb 11, 2015 15:25:21 GMT -5
i thought that car was blowing a bubble...
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Post by leftturn3 on Feb 11, 2015 16:58:46 GMT -5
Why, I just need to know the thought process when she decided to buy this car, "Oh, this is me, I'm definitely getting guys in this thing". Is there any chance she was skinny when she bought it?
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 11, 2015 18:07:31 GMT -5
Lardass hambeast. The tractor that usually carts her around was in the shop with broken axles.
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 11, 2015 19:48:56 GMT -5
Fatties need lovin too.
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Post by PK on Feb 11, 2015 20:04:28 GMT -5
They obviously also need the suspension of a GMC 2500 HD. What I don't understand about fatties is why they continue to eat so much food after they've passed the 300 lb mark. |
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Post by BushytheLobster on Feb 11, 2015 20:09:57 GMT -5
Why, I just need to know the thought process when she decided to buy this car, [ Somebody told her there was a bag of Doritos in there. |
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Post by jets19 on Feb 11, 2015 20:21:21 GMT -5
My my didn't know BMW made a one Seater. How the fuck does she drive that thing looks like she ate fat Rex
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 11, 2015 20:26:10 GMT -5
They obviously also need the suspension of a GMC 2500 HD. What I don't understand about fatties is why they continue to eat so much food after they've passed the 300 lb mark. Cuz at that point they say "what the fuck does it matter now?" Why doesn't a drunk stop when they are shitfaced? |
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Post by leftturn3 on Feb 12, 2015 7:10:51 GMT -5
Why, I just need to know the thought process when she decided to buy this car, [ Somebody told her there was a bag of Doritos in there. The salesman should get the Salesman Of The Year award. |
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Post by DDNYjets on Feb 12, 2015 7:18:32 GMT -5
You guys are mean.
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Post by JetBidi on Feb 12, 2015 15:49:39 GMT -5
Fucking that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.... The fact that this was the first thought that came into your mind about her disturbs me.  |
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