|
|
Post by quantum on Feb 19, 2015 10:15:24 GMT -5
Or some kind of mental thing, but I"m going to be 54 in a few months, and I'm so fucking horny all the time. jeez, its like I'm 16 again.
I constantly have to think of Hillary Clinton to keep the bonerpants at bay.
wtf
I need some advice.
|
|
|
|
Post by Fishooked on Feb 19, 2015 10:16:33 GMT -5
Settle down, Joe Biden
|
|
|
|
Post by Big L on Feb 19, 2015 10:17:19 GMT -5
More than 4 hours?
|
|
|
|
Post by Peebag on Feb 19, 2015 10:18:57 GMT -5
Pm me
|
|
|
|
Post by DDNYjets on Feb 19, 2015 10:26:04 GMT -5
You're not taking those pills from those commercials with the 90 year old ripped dudes are you?
|
|
|
|
Post by quantum on Feb 19, 2015 10:31:59 GMT -5
In order:
lol
no, but yes
NO!
no
|
|
|
|
Post by crossfire on Feb 19, 2015 12:27:44 GMT -5
Or some kind of mental thing, but I"m going to be 54 in a few months, and I'm so fucking horny all the time. jeez, its like I'm 16 again. I constantly have to think of Hillary Clinton to keep the bonerpants at bay. wtf I need some advice. Welcome to Planet Southside. |
|
|
|
Post by Jets Things on Feb 19, 2015 12:51:08 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be about accidentally swallowing gum.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ff2 on Feb 19, 2015 13:39:29 GMT -5
Or some kind of mental thing, but I"m going to be 54 in a few months, and I'm so fucking horny all the time. jeez, its like I'm 16 again. I constantly have to think of Hillary Clinton to keep the bonerpants at bay. wtf I need some advice. I have this exact same problem, except I'm never horny and my penis doesn't wrk. |
|
|
|
Post by PK on Feb 19, 2015 14:14:40 GMT -5
You should probably let the wife know. You know, instead of us.
You should be in luck...they get hornier around the same age as well.
If that doesn't work, you're gonna need a fleshlight, duct tape, a DeWalt reciprocating saw, a small submersible pump, a 5 gallon bucket, a tub of Crisco (available at Sam's Club), several angle brackets, 5/8th OD hose, hose clamps and jumper cables (optional). PM me for the schematic.
|
|
|
|
Post by quantum on Feb 19, 2015 14:22:33 GMT -5
Or some kind of mental thing, but I"m going to be 54 in a few months, and I'm so fucking horny all the time. jeez, its like I'm 16 again. I constantly have to think of Hillary Clinton to keep the bonerpants at bay. wtf I need some advice. Welcome to Planet Southside. 'ceptin I'm actually getting some |
|
|
|
Post by quantum on Feb 19, 2015 14:23:09 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be about accidentally swallowing gum. if you change most of the words in that sentence, then it is |
|
|
|
Post by quantum on Feb 19, 2015 14:25:06 GMT -5
You should probably let the wife know I went the company newsletter route, but thx anyway. also, I'm intrigued by the reciprocating saw... |
|
|
|
Post by PK on Feb 19, 2015 14:28:19 GMT -5
You should probably let the wife know I went the company newsletter route, but thx anyway. also, I'm intrigued by the reciprocating saw... Newsletter? That's lame. Do you know semaphore? Just tape a reflective flag to the wang. |
|
|
|
Post by Big L on Feb 19, 2015 15:22:55 GMT -5
You should probably let the wife know I went the company newsletter route, but thx anyway. also, I'm intrigued by the reciprocating saw... 
|
|
