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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 0:52:26 GMT -5
ok so at my office in manhattan we're moving everyone around due to a restructuring, divisions have to move to new floors/areas/offices etc. so i was always happy with my office, view of msg 33rd and 8th, no complaints. but my team is moving so we gotta move whatever. so i'm going up a couple floors view is going to be closer to 34th but nobody's been in my new office for a couple months, this part of the floor has been empty. we're not officially moving til friday but i'm like fuck it i got shit to do no one's in there i'm moving my shit now to get it over with. so i'm in there eyeing it up thinking about how i want it to be set up and all of a sudden this fucking broad is in my doorway like "when are you actually moving in?" i'm like uh, what? well, technically friday but i'll be gradually bringing all my shit in over the next day or so. she goes "well since no one's been here this is where i've been pumping."
yeah, wtf
i'm like lol whut?
she goes "this is where i've been pumping."
fml
uh, great, but this is my fucking office now so, yeah
she goes "well until friday maybe i can like have a couple minutes a couple minutes a day"
im like lol whut yeah ok whatever
so i forget about it and go down to 8 to my old office and get some shit done. a couple hours later i have a break and i decide to bring some shit up to my new office. i get up there and without even thinking i grab the doorknob and all of a sudden there's a scream from inside "NOOO IM IN HERE" im like heart attack WTF?
this broad is in there pumping breast milk
so i go down to my old office, let everything slide for like a half hour, but i gotta go back up then because i already started the move. i get in there and across from my desk there's a round meeting table where i need to meet with my team -- and apparently where this broad was doing her pumping, BECAUSE THERES THIS FUCKING COASTER SIZED PUDDLE ON THE FUCKING TABLE
this fucking kind of shit is why i drink
oh and fuck you with your cool story bro memens
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Post by jdeacon on Feb 26, 2015 1:05:43 GMT -5
did you taste the puddle? They say nothing is more nutritious than mothers milk....
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Post by thebigragu on Feb 26, 2015 1:14:40 GMT -5
Pussy would have opened door fapping while pumping was going
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 26, 2015 5:23:49 GMT -5
ok so at my office in manhattan we're moving everyone around due to a restructuring, divisions have to move to new floors/areas/offices etc. so i was always happy with my office, view of msg 33rd and 8th, no complaints. but my team is moving so we gotta move whatever. so i'm going up a couple floors view is going to be closer to 34th but nobody's been in my new office for a couple months, this part of the floor has been empty. we're not officially moving til friday but i'm like fuck it i got shit to do no one's in there i'm moving my shit now to get it over with. so i'm in there eyeing it up thinking about how i want it to be set up and all of a sudden this fucking broad is in my doorway like "when are you actually moving in?" i'm like uh, what? well, technically friday but i'll be gradually bringing all my shit in over the next day or so. she goes "well since no one's been here this is where i've been pumping." yeah, wtf i'm like lol whut? she goes "this is where i've been pumping." fml uh, great, but this is my fucking office now so, yeah she goes "well until friday maybe i can like have a couple minutes a couple minutes a day" im like lol whut yeah ok whatever so i forget about it and go down to 8 to my old office and get some shit done. a couple hours later i have a break and i decide to bring some shit up to my new office. i get up there and without even thinking i grab the doorknob and all of a sudden there's a scream from inside "NOOO IM IN HERE" im like heart attack WTF? this broad is in there pumping breast milk so i go down to my old office, let everything slide for like a half hour, but i gotta go back up then because i already started the move. i get in there and across from my desk there's a round meeting table where i need to meet with my team -- and apparently where this broad was doing her pumping, BECAUSE THERES THIS FUCKING COASTER SIZED PUDDLE ON THE FUCKING TABLE this fucking kind of shit is why i drink oh and fuck you with your cool story bro memensas you wish  |
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Post by Fishooked on Feb 26, 2015 5:24:46 GMT -5
Also we need to know if she was good looking and if you happened to see any hooters.
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Post by Big L on Feb 26, 2015 5:55:07 GMT -5
Also we need to know if she was good looking and if you happened to see any hooters. Left out the most important details, didn't he. |
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Post by Harrier on Feb 26, 2015 7:10:34 GMT -5
Should have taken a plate of cookies in and made a day of it.
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Post by DDNYjets on Feb 26, 2015 7:22:55 GMT -5
Poor woman. First she doesn't get equal pay for equal work and now she doesn't have a place to milk her titties.
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Post by PK on Feb 26, 2015 7:31:29 GMT -5
I wish the wife would pump. It would avoid Trevi Fountain situations....
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Post by frostlich on Feb 26, 2015 7:34:52 GMT -5
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by PK on Feb 26, 2015 7:49:11 GMT -5
ok so at my office in manhattan we're moving everyone around due to a restructuring, divisions have to move to new floors/areas/offices etc. so i was always happy with my office, view of msg 33rd and 8th, no complaints. but my team is moving so we gotta move whatever. so i'm going up a couple floors view is going to be closer to 34th but nobody's been in my new office for a couple months, this part of the floor has been empty. we're not officially moving til friday but i'm like fuck it i got shit to do no one's in there i'm moving my shit now to get it over with. so i'm in there eyeing it up thinking about how i want it to be set up and all of a sudden this fucking broad is in my doorway like "when are you actually moving in?" i'm like uh, what? well, technically friday but i'll be gradually bringing all my shit in over the next day or so. she goes "well since no one's been here this is where i've been pumping." yeah, wtf i'm like lol whut? she goes "this is where i've been pumping." fml uh, great, but this is my fucking office now so, yeah she goes "well until friday maybe i can like have a couple minutes a couple minutes a day" im like lol whut yeah ok whatever so i forget about it and go down to 8 to my old office and get some shit done. a couple hours later i have a break and i decide to bring some shit up to my new office. i get up there and without even thinking i grab the doorknob and all of a sudden there's a scream from inside "NOOO IM IN HERE" im like heart attack WTF? this broad is in there pumping breast milk so i go down to my old office, let everything slide for like a half hour, but i gotta go back up then because i already started the move. i get in there and across from my desk there's a round meeting table where i need to meet with my team -- and apparently where this broad was doing her pumping, BECAUSE THERES THIS FUCKING COASTER SIZED PUDDLE ON THE FUCKING TABLE this fucking kind of shit is why i drink oh and fuck you with your cool story bro memens Next time, go up there with a black coffee and when she says "NOOO IM IN HERE" open the door and say "I know. We're out of creamer. Can I get a squirt or two?"... She'll never come back. |
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Post by quantum on Feb 26, 2015 8:33:15 GMT -5
totally aroused by this.
more than usual.
I gots a problem
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 26, 2015 9:21:56 GMT -5
Wife's old office had "quiet rooms" and she used to pump behind a locked door all the time. Breast milk is pretty sweet. Get your wife on top while she's nursing and you're bound to get a drip or two.
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Post by PK on Feb 26, 2015 9:26:14 GMT -5
Wife's old office had "quiet rooms" and she used to pump behind a locked door all the time. Breast milk is pretty sweet. Get your wife on top while she's nursing and you're bound to get a drip or two. lol. Yeah...a "drip or two"... |
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 26, 2015 9:36:55 GMT -5
A woman feeing her child is one of natures most beautiful things. The fact that you juveniles turn it into 7th grade jokes disgusts me.
Just kidding...were they big?
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