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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 17, 2015 11:02:33 GMT -5
Thank God it wasn't during my 5 PM fap. Hold up. You beat off at work?  |
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Post by rexneffect on Mar 17, 2015 11:13:34 GMT -5
Thank God it wasn't during my 5 PM fap. Hold up. You beat off at work? Who doesn't? I spend easily an hour a day in my office reading the hampur and rubbing it out. |
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Post by Jetworks on Mar 17, 2015 12:50:30 GMT -5
Thank God it wasn't during my 5 PM fap. Hold up. You beat off at work? I'm sensing an upcoming Skype session in Raoul's future, unsolicited. |
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Post by nyahaybus on Mar 18, 2015 10:21:13 GMT -5
Can o' Guinness took a tumble out of the kegerator and sprung a leak in its midsection. Quick grabbed a glass to pour it out and the pop top tab broke off as I went to open it. WTF?  |
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 18, 2015 18:34:24 GMT -5
I can't get any work done the last couple of weeks because of the young, large-breasted women they've decided to bring in for QA testing.  |
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Post by tbp on Mar 18, 2015 23:27:06 GMT -5
I've run out of Guinness, Damn it!
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Post by rexneffect on Mar 19, 2015 9:19:32 GMT -5
Yesterday I spent all day in client meetings with attractive women. I didn't get to keep up with my twitter feed.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 19, 2015 9:38:41 GMT -5
I like my eggs over easy and this morning the yolk broke while I was flipping the egg. Day ruined.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 11:26:06 GMT -5
Sea spray left my vehicle completely covered in unsightly water spots. Now, I've must negotiate a rewashing (gratis) of the Tesla with the auto detailer.
I pray those besotted oafs have even a vestige of compassion.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 20, 2015 11:28:03 GMT -5
Sea spray left my vehicle completely covered in unsightly water spots. Now, I've must negotiate a rewashing (gratis) of the Tesla with the auto detailer. I pray those besotted oafs have even a vestige of compassion. There is no ocean in Arizona. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 11:30:31 GMT -5
Sea spray left my vehicle completely covered in unsightly water spots. Now, I've must negotiate a rewashing (gratis) of the Tesla with the auto detailer. I pray those besotted oafs have even a vestige of compassion. There is no ocean in Arizona. Running through the work server. I'm out of the South Bay (CA). EDIT: Plus, do you think all these scenarios are real? It's all good fun. |
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Post by jcappy on Mar 20, 2015 12:09:43 GMT -5
There is no ocean in Arizona. Running through the work server. I'm out of the South Bay (CA). EDIT: Plus, do you think all these scenarios are real? It's all good fun. Are you implying people lie on the Hampur? How dare you. I'll be taking this up with my close personal friend, president Barrack Obama. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 14:05:03 GMT -5
Running through the work server. I'm out of the South Bay (CA). EDIT: Plus, do you think all these scenarios are real? It's all good fun. Are you implying people lie on the Hampur? How dare you. I'll be taking this up with my close personal friend, president Barrack Obama. Just don't call POTUS right away. We're right now enjoying a lesbian show put on for us (and a few DC insiders) by Katy Perry and Jennifer Lawrence in the Oval Office. Wow, is that J-Law limber and has the stamina of a champion. Katy has been riding her face for what seems like an eternity and myriad orgasms. But that gal has not let her tongue/fingers miss a beat. |
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Post by Hotman on Mar 20, 2015 17:30:30 GMT -5
Are you implying people lie on the Hampur? How dare you. I'll be taking this up with my close personal friend, president Barrack Obama.
Wow, is that J-Law limber and has the stamina of a champion. Katy has been riding her face for what seems like an eternity and myriad orgasms. But that gal has not let her tongue/fingers miss a beat. |
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Post by jcappy on Mar 20, 2015 18:25:43 GMT -5
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