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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 16:28:40 GMT -5
Even if you're not Borgo, just play along. You'll do. A serviceable facsimile based on your excellent posting of late! + rep.  No matter what I say, it will be construed by most that I'm lying. I'm not this person. Thanks for the rep! Some less enlightened folk would consider me overly punctilious when it comes to Taffy and his grooming regimen. Personally, I find it an honor to dote on the adorable pooch's needs. In my book, it never ventures into the territory of "toil". This is the post that made me think you were Borgoguy. Welcome. Now get in the new and improved Hotties forum. Ibid. Or is this some sort of initiation ritual? No. That entails an ass-crack packed with chicken gristle and continuous and copious mouth-rape. Sounds like my honeymoon. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 19:20:44 GMT -5
That's not BG, condescending Asian ass turns him on and he would never purchase something for his wife that would remind him of the Jets.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 5, 2015 6:59:18 GMT -5
You're right, but I think your new name suits you better. Who's that guy in your avatar? What in the world? Not sure, but seems to be some sort of musician or hair model? At any rate, please return my original screen name. Marc Bolan is gay...and T-Rex stinks. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 9:17:36 GMT -5
What in the world? Not sure, but seems to be some sort of musician or hair model? At any rate, please return my original screen name. Marc Bolan is gay...and T-Rex stinks. Glam rock is a little before my time. Bolan was fine, but not in Bowie's league. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 9:23:57 GMT -5
Back on topic: The switch on my sun/moon roof assembly is on the fritz again. Had to do one of the things I hate most in life: drive to work with the window cracked. The wind noise becomes beyond burdensome and interferes greatly with giving the speaker on my motivational CDs his or her devoted attention as well as proper respect. I anticipate a heated exchange with the service manager when I stop into the dealership later this morning after Pilates class.
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Post by PK on Mar 5, 2015 10:36:40 GMT -5
Back on topic: The switch on my sun/moon roof assembly is on the fritz again. Had to do one of the things I hate most in life: drive to work with the window cracked. The wind noise becomes beyond burdensome and interferes greatly with giving the speaker on my motivational CDs his or her devoted attention as well as proper respect. I anticipate a heated exchange with the service manager when I stop into the dealership later this morning after Pilates class. What year Fiero is it again? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 10:45:31 GMT -5
Back on topic: The switch on my sun/moon roof assembly is on the fritz again. Had to do one of the things I hate most in life: drive to work with the window cracked. The wind noise becomes beyond burdensome and interferes greatly with giving the speaker on my motivational CDs his or her devoted attention as well as proper respect. I anticipate a heated exchange with the service manager when I stop into the dealership later this morning after Pilates class. What year Fiero is it again? lol What an obscure reference. No, it's a Volvo. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 10:52:17 GMT -5
Many corporations and other firms have embraced the wisdom of granting fathers six weeks of paternity leave. I word for neanderthals who don't see the correlation when a family pet has given birth. So, I will put myself on a modified home schedule, at reduced pay, when Taffy's paramour bears puppies in a few weeks.
Don't have a fully edited version. But when I do, I'll post a copy of the petition, which I hope to present to Congress in the coming year.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Mar 5, 2015 13:01:08 GMT -5
bought the mega pack of buttwipe, it was not quilted Northern, but 20 grit sand paper.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 13:48:51 GMT -5
bought the mega pack of buttwipe, it was not quilted Northern, but 20 grit sand paper. For the life of me, I cannot fathom why any civilized individual would use anything other than Hanebisho, which is lovenly fabricated in Japan. And the best part is that, at $17 per roll, anyone can afford such a finely crafted papier de toilette.  If anyone from the State Department is either a member here, or reading my post, I would encourage our nation to include several tons of the Haneshibo as part of any disaster relief effort. |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 5, 2015 14:48:48 GMT -5
bought the mega pack of buttwipe, it was not quilted Northern, but 20 grit sand paper. For the life of me, I cannot fathom why any civilized individual would use anything other than Hanebisho, which is lovenly fabricated in Japan. And the best part is that, at $17 per roll, anyone can afford such a finely crafted papier de toilette. If anyone from the State Department is either a member here, or reading my post, I would encourage our nation to include several tons of the Haneshibo as part of any disaster relief effort. My wife insists I use that stuff. It's so silky and she doesn't need to put on lipstick after giving me a rusty trombone. |
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Post by PK on Mar 5, 2015 16:21:58 GMT -5
Damn wife bought me a PS4. I just found where she hid it. Told her I didn't want one...I wanted to buy a $400 drone instead.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 16:31:50 GMT -5
For the life of me, I cannot fathom why any civilized individual would use anything other than Hanebisho, which is lovenly fabricated in Japan. And the best part is that, at $17 per roll, anyone can afford such a finely crafted papier de toilette. If anyone from the State Department is either a member here, or reading my post, I would encourage our nation to include several tons of the Haneshibo as part of any disaster relief effort. My wife insists I use that stuff. It's so silky and she doesn't need to put on lipstick after giving me a rusty trombone. lol! |
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Post by jcappy on Mar 5, 2015 17:00:55 GMT -5
Damn wife bought me a PS4. I just found where she hid it. Told her I didn't want one...I wanted to buy a $400 drone instead. Now you're gonna need to get both...bummer. |
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Post by PK on Mar 5, 2015 18:04:17 GMT -5
Damn wife bought me a PS4. I just found where she hid it. Told her I didn't want one...I wanted to buy a $400 drone instead. Now you're gonna need to get both...bummer. I'm gonna try to convince my boss that we need a drone. You know, to inspect roofs for damage and such. |
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