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Post by jetstream23 on Dec 3, 2014 22:23:58 GMT -5
Knock Knock!
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Post by Gunnails on Dec 3, 2014 22:26:12 GMT -5
What did the fish say when hje ran into the cement wall.
Dam
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Post by Gunnails on Dec 3, 2014 22:28:36 GMT -5
What's big red and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater!
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Post by Gunnails on Dec 3, 2014 22:31:26 GMT -5
How can you tell if an elephant is standsing next to you in an elevator?
The smell of peanuts on his breath.
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Post by Gunnails on Dec 3, 2014 22:32:26 GMT -5
Why do elephants lie on there back with there red tennis shoes sticking up in the air?
To trip birds.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Dec 3, 2014 22:46:01 GMT -5
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and blow him...
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 3, 2014 22:55:48 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Wocka wocka!
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Post by Gunnails on Dec 3, 2014 22:56:52 GMT -5
Two guy's at the BBQ and look down a sees the dog licking his junk, first guy says I wish I good do that, second guy says you can but you better pet him first.
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