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Post by Jets Things on Mar 24, 2015 9:00:10 GMT -5
I need to go on a crash diet before Disney next month otherwise I will just be another turkey-leg toting gastropod on a scooter. Just put down the fork you fat fuck. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 24, 2015 9:03:54 GMT -5
I need to go on a crash diet before Disney next month otherwise I will just be another turkey-leg toting gastropod on a scooter. Bronkaid (ephedra) and caffeine pills will help expedite that process. Might 'splode your heart, too. So you got that goin for ya. Which is nice. |
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on Mar 24, 2015 9:06:52 GMT -5
Bronkaid (ephedra) and caffeine pills will help expedite that process. Might 'splode your heart, too. So you got that goin for ya. Which is nice. Very true, but if you do it 2-3 times a week you should be good. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 9:40:50 GMT -5
Rewatching Game of Thrones from the start in prep for Season 5.
Working out to improve my powershot.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 24, 2015 10:35:26 GMT -5
Rewatching Game of Thrones from the start in prep for Season 5. Working out to improve my powershot. My wife said she wanted to watch "the one where that little shit gets poisoned by the old lady" and "the one with the big guy who explodes the Spanish guys head." I said, He's Dornish, not Spanish" and she says "I'm pretty sure he's Spanish" and I say, "Well, Dorne is kinda Mediterranean, like southern Spain or Morocco and a lot of desert, too" and she says "You're a loser, nerd" and I'm all like "Bitch, you cray." |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 10:52:13 GMT -5
Rewatching Game of Thrones from the start in prep for Season 5. Working out to improve my powershot. My wife said she wanted to watch "the one where that little shit gets poisoned by the old lady" and "the one with the big guy who explodes the Spanish guys head." I said, He's Dornish, not Spanish" and she says "I'm pretty sure he's Spanish" and I say, "Well, Dorne is kinda Mediterranean, like southern Spain or Morocco and a lot of desert, too" and she says "You're a loser, nerd" and I'm all like "Bitch, you cray." See part two of my post....then see if she can take your powershot. (but as Hampur attorney, I must advise you that powershotting women is a no-no....even for us dregs) As an alternative, drink lots of protein shakes, eat a bunch of pineapples....then give her a different type of powershot. |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 24, 2015 11:02:25 GMT -5
My wife said she wanted to watch "the one where that little shit gets poisoned by the old lady" and "the one with the big guy who explodes the Spanish guys head." I said, He's Dornish, not Spanish" and she says "I'm pretty sure he's Spanish" and I say, "Well, Dorne is kinda Mediterranean, like southern Spain or Morocco and a lot of desert, too" and she says "You're a loser, nerd" and I'm all like "Bitch, you cray." See part two of my post....then see if she can take your powershot. (but as Hampur attorney, I must advise you that powershotting women is a no-no....even for us dregs) As an alternative, drink lots of protein shakes, eat a bunch of pineapples....then give her a different type of powershot. There's no way she could take a full powershot from me. As for pineapples, I've been told that cucumbers have a similar effect. Guess I'll be eating a pineapple and cucumber salad for lunch. Now I just need someone to toss it. |
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Post by Jetworks on Mar 28, 2015 19:08:11 GMT -5
Supposedly going to be a very warm, upper 40s tomorrow, may try and get some miles in on the new ride:  |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 28, 2015 19:41:18 GMT -5
Supposedly going to be a very warm, upper 40s tomorrow, may try and get some miles in on the new ride: Someone shop gootz's face in place of the seat. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 28, 2015 20:39:16 GMT -5
Is that your garage or something?
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Post by PK on Mar 28, 2015 22:01:55 GMT -5
Supposedly going to be a very warm, upper 40s tomorrow, may try and get some miles in on the new ride: That seat looks....um....uncomfortable. Bike riding looks fun. But the whole mashing your balls into your asshole is a game changer. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 29, 2015 5:29:09 GMT -5
Supposedly going to be a very warm, upper 40s tomorrow, may try and get some miles in on the new ride: That seat looks....um....uncomfortable. Bike riding looks fun. But the whole mashing your balls into your asshole is a game changer.Dont knock it 'till you try it. :erm: |
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Post by Jetworks on Mar 29, 2015 10:03:10 GMT -5
Supposedly going to be a very warm, upper 40s tomorrow, may try and get some miles in on the new ride: Someone shop gootz's face in place of the seat. WTF? I'd prefer yours.  Is that your garage or something? Pffft, I wish. That's the shop where I purchased it from. They threw in a $300 fitting (yes, that's a thing and it really makes a difference), this was right afterwards. Supposedly going to be a very warm, upper 40s tomorrow, may try and get some miles in on the new ride: That seat looks....um....uncomfortable. Bike riding looks fun. But the whole mashing your balls into your asshole is a game changer. Surprisingly, it's extremely comfortable; that's part of the reason as to why a fitting is so important. Most bike shops will at least do a rudimentary fitting as part of your purchase, which will reduce the chances of you injuring your knees, back or taint/balls. When you are sized to a bike correctly, you sit on your sit bones, thereby eliminating all the discomfort that can result from putting pressure on your scrotum or worse, perineal area. That seat has a cutout for the perineum (many do nowadays), and that helps as well. You also learn early on that it's a good idea to shift your weight and get out of the saddle now and then. Sometimes more padding can cause more problems, believe it or not. |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 29, 2015 10:36:41 GMT -5
Someone shop gootz's face in place of the seat. WTF? I'd prefer yours. I didn't want to come on too strong... |
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 30, 2015 7:39:32 GMT -5
All this talk of perineal areas probably has JT all hot and bothered.  |
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