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Post by Big L on May 2, 2016 16:52:41 GMT -5
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Post by Hotman on May 2, 2016 16:52:50 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on May 2, 2016 16:53:59 GMT -5
^^^ LOL WTF
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Post by frostlich on May 3, 2016 10:24:27 GMT -5
Not a single bucket of paint sticks in any of these pics.
I thought these would be as common place as TP anymore.
I am disappoint.
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Post by crossfire on May 3, 2016 19:01:42 GMT -5
2 pages and nobody mentioned a Blumpkin???
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Post by Fishooked on May 4, 2016 4:30:36 GMT -5
Drinking coffee definitely gets the BM ready for launch. Every morning about 3/4 into a pot of coffee I am ready for some bowl blasting. I very rarely have a magazine or book to read on the pot. Mostly it is phone time. Makes it convenient when you drop a nice log and want to send a picture out to family. I always take important calls on the toilet - strange sense of power making business calls with your pants on your ankles. I swear all we do here is sit on conference calls, so much so that everyone has a wireless headset. There have been plenty of times where people have forgotten to put themselves on mute; nothing is more hilarious than hearing people urinating or toilets flushing during a conference call. |
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Post by 32Green on May 4, 2016 6:57:16 GMT -5
I always take important calls on the toilet - strange sense of power making business calls with your pants on your ankles. I swear all we do here is sit on conference calls, so much so that everyone has a wireless headset. There have been plenty of times where people have forgotten to put themselves on mute; nothing is more hilarious than hearing people urinating or toilets flushing during a conference call. My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" |
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Post by crossfire on May 4, 2016 9:07:20 GMT -5
My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" Finally! |
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Post by Raoul Duke on May 4, 2016 9:16:07 GMT -5
I swear all we do here is sit on conference calls, so much so that everyone has a wireless headset. There have been plenty of times where people have forgotten to put themselves on mute; nothing is more hilarious than hearing people urinating or toilets flushing during a conference call. My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" I'm sure it's the type of thing that would've made her larf when you guys met, but now you wouldn't even dream of doing without severe repercussions.  |
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Post by Big L on May 4, 2016 11:40:24 GMT -5
I swear all we do here is sit on conference calls, so much so that everyone has a wireless headset. There have been plenty of times where people have forgotten to put themselves on mute; nothing is more hilarious than hearing people urinating or toilets flushing during a conference call. My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" Funny thing is, right after she says her name, she puts it on mute. So you could have been making as much noise as you wanted. She just wanted you to shut up for 90 minutes. |
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Post by Fishooked on May 5, 2016 4:52:33 GMT -5
My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" Funny thing is, right after she says her name, she puts it on mute. So you could have been making as much noise as you wanted. She just wanted you to shut up for 90 minutes. Cardinal rule is always make sure you're on mute. I've forgotten once or twice....once I was on a call (with about 70-100 people) and I launched into an expletive-laden tirade against the application I was currently testing. After some silence, someone finally said "Well it looks like someone doesn't agree with the current project plan...."
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Post by 32Green on May 5, 2016 6:20:27 GMT -5
My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" I'm sure it's the type of thing that would've made her larf when you guys met, but now you wouldn't even dream of doing without severe repercussions. Yeah...my "charms" stopped being effective on her a long time ago. I can make her roll her eyes and stomp out of a room like nobodies business though.  My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" Funny thing is, right after she says her name, she puts it on mute. So you could have been making as much noise as you wanted. She just wanted you to shut up for 90 minutes. lol...er.  Funny thing is, right after she says her name, she puts it on mute. So you could have been making as much noise as you wanted. She just wanted you to shut up for 90 minutes. Cardinal rule is always make sure you're on mute. I've forgotten once or twice....once I was on a call (with about 70-100 people) and I launched into an expletive-laden tirade against the application I was currently testing. After some silence, someone finally said "Well it looks like someone doesn't agree with the current project plan...."
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Post by Fishooked on May 6, 2016 4:08:09 GMT -5
My wife does those from home all the time after work because of International considerations. She says her name, then sits there for an hour and a half saying nothing whilst I tip toe around like I was in a babies nursery. Once in a blue moon I want to yell "oh yeah...thaaaaaats it ohhhhhhhh swallow it...tha tha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thplatt thplatt thplatt.....thploink.....blumpkin" Funny thing is, right after she says her name, she puts it on mute. So you could have been making as much noise as you wanted. She just wanted you to shut up for 90 minutes. lol brilliant I do this to my wife too |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Jul 18, 2017 4:01:43 GMT -5
Bump.
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Post by porgyman on Jul 18, 2017 5:57:10 GMT -5
Splash Mountain. Oh the fun!
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