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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 26, 2015 14:51:22 GMT -5
I have a really cute girl at work and shes about half my age, but im SURE I could hit that.....but I wont act because I love Mrs. Bing
so now I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots...... |
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Post by Big L on Mar 26, 2015 15:09:08 GMT -5
You're mistaking surety for dementia.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 26, 2015 15:16:43 GMT -5
no, im not..... she gave me a bagel today and stated that ''she didn't lick it, but would if I wanted her too'' with that come hither look......
I could bang that at lunch if I wanted too..... |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 26, 2015 15:27:19 GMT -5
no, im not..... she gave me a bagel today and stated that ''she didn't lick it, but would if I wanted her too'' with that come hither look......
I could bang that at lunch if I wanted too..... Report her to HR and say you don't want to make a big deal out of it, it was a momentary lapse of judgment on her part, blah blah blah. Keep up the flirting for a few months until she makes another comment. Then tell her you want to fuck her right in the pussy. She'll either be into it or will get offended and threaten to report you. Now can you say you reported her over the bagel incident and you're going to report her again. She's the one with the blemish on her file. She'll HAVE to suck you off. You're welcome. |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 26, 2015 15:37:45 GMT -5
no, im not..... she gave me a bagel today and stated that ''she didn't lick it, but would if I wanted her too'' with that come hither look......
I could bang that at lunch if I wanted too..... Report her to HR and say you don't want to make a big deal out of it, it was a momentary lapse of judgment on her part, blah blah blah. Keep up the flirting for a few months until she makes another comment. Then tell her you want to fuck her right in the pussy. She'll either be into it or will get offended and threaten to report you. Now can you say you reported her over the bagel incident and you're going to report her again. She's the one with the blemish on her file. She'll HAVE to suck you off. You're welcome. That's why I look to my experienced friends here at the Hampur..... real life advise for real life experiences.....
BTW ... her fucking body rocks
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Post by Big L on Mar 26, 2015 15:56:28 GMT -5
Are you very wealthy? Because young hot chicks don't want to fuck old wrinklely balls guys, unless it's for money.
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Post by crossfire on Mar 26, 2015 16:00:33 GMT -5
no, im not..... she gave me a bagel today and stated that ''she didn't lick it, but would if I wanted her too'' with that come hither look......
I could bang that at lunch if I wanted too..... Report her to HR and say you don't want to make a big deal out of it, it was a momentary lapse of judgment on her part, blah blah blah. Keep up the flirting for a few months until she makes another comment. Then tell her you want to fuck her right in the pussy. She'll either be into it or will get offended and threaten to report you. Now can you say you reported her over the bagel incident and you're going to report her again. She's the one with the blemish on her file. She'll HAVE to suck you off. You're welcome. Genius! |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 26, 2015 16:00:34 GMT -5
Wealthy..... kinda..... but you don't understand the effect I have on women....
I must be throwing off some wild scent they want.... and I do have a huge head of wavy hair that drives em nuts....Kavorka .....
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Post by PK on Mar 26, 2015 16:07:10 GMT -5
no, im not..... she gave me a bagel today and stated that ''she didn't lick it, but would if I wanted her too'' with that come hither look......
I could bang that at lunch if I wanted too..... She gave you a bagel from Western New York? Pretty sure she probably hates you. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 26, 2015 18:43:02 GMT -5
Wealthy..... kinda..... but you don't understand the effect I have on women....
I must be throwing off some wild scent they want.... and I do have a huge head of wavy hair that drives em nuts....Kavorka .....
Fabio? |
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Post by tbp on Mar 26, 2015 18:54:02 GMT -5
Wealthy..... kinda..... but you don't understand the effect I have on women....
I must be throwing off some wild scent they want.... and I do have a huge head of wavy hair that drives em nuts....Kavorka .....
So, you look, and smell, like Kramer? Hmmmmm..... |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 26, 2015 19:05:53 GMT -5
Wealthy..... kinda..... but you don't understand the effect I have on women....
I must be throwing off some wild scent they want.... and I do have a huge head of wavy hair that drives em nuts....Kavorka .....
So, you look, and smell, like Kramer? Hmmmmm..... Don't hate the playa baby....ya gotta embrace... |
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Post by Frank Reynolds on Mar 26, 2015 19:19:47 GMT -5
Drinking at the office again Bing? Shit always seems a little different after knocking down a few.
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Post by southside on Mar 27, 2015 8:40:35 GMT -5
I'm sure it's flattering but I'd be sure not to ruin a good thing. Only unstable psychos try to ruin other people's relationships for the thrill. She's probably a man. I bet she has Super Gonorrhea. AIDS much?
That's all I got.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Mar 27, 2015 8:45:35 GMT -5
I'm sure it's flattering but I'd be sure not to ruin a good thing. Only unstable psychos try to ruin other people's relationships for the thrill. She's probably a man. I bet she has Super Gonorrhea. AIDS much? That's all I got. Southside... The man to see when you need a reason NOT to get laid. |
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of the idiots......
