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Post by quantum on Mar 31, 2015 12:19:04 GMT -5
jeebus they're all so fucked up. Nothing is ever easy. NOTHING!!!!
Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick:
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think?
Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?!?
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Post by Big L on Mar 31, 2015 12:39:08 GMT -5
Shouldn't this be a southside thread?
And weren't you oversexed like just a week ago?
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Post by southside on Mar 31, 2015 13:46:51 GMT -5
Just for the record, I originally voted Yes. Then I wanted to vote Definitely. Then I saw No Shit! Then I saw my name... so all answers are acceptable. Must be a test for dummies.
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Post by quantum on Mar 31, 2015 13:59:09 GMT -5
Shouldn't this be a southside thread? And weren't you oversexed like just a week ago? I would argue its a universal condition. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 31, 2015 14:45:04 GMT -5
Shouldn't this be a southside thread? And weren't you oversexed like just a week ago? I would argue its a universal condition. Oversexed or a southside thread? |
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Post by Big L on Mar 31, 2015 14:47:50 GMT -5
Shouldn't this be a southside thread? And weren't you oversexed like just a week ago? I would argue its a universal condition. You know, I suspect that if you were getting the panooch like crazy for a month or so, and now nothing; that the evil devil woman was after something from you. You, being a normal logical guy, had no idea what the fuck she wanted, because she never said anything about it. That's why she's pissed now.
Makes perfect sense now, doesn't it?
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Post by crossfire on Mar 31, 2015 14:56:08 GMT -5
Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets"...
Receptionist: “How do you write women so well?”
Melvin Udall: “I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.”
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Post by rexneffect on Mar 31, 2015 15:20:43 GMT -5
Sounds like you knocked somebody up.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 31, 2015 16:47:28 GMT -5
Sounds like you knocked somebody up. I did. For a fourth time. And I voted southside. |
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Post by southside on Mar 31, 2015 21:27:01 GMT -5
A vote for southside is a vote for the laidman.
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Post by tbp on Mar 31, 2015 22:09:07 GMT -5
Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Post by quantum on Apr 2, 2015 7:31:03 GMT -5
I would argue its a universal condition. You know, I suspect that if you were getting the panooch like crazy for a month or so, and now nothing; that the evil devil woman was after something from you. You, being a normal logical guy, had no idea what the fuck she wanted, because she never said anything about it. That's why she's pissed now.
Makes perfect sense now, doesn't it?
sometimes a train tunnel is really just a train tunnel. knowwhatimsayin? |
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Post by Big L on Apr 2, 2015 8:09:13 GMT -5
You know, I suspect that if you were getting the panooch like crazy for a month or so, and now nothing; that the evil devil woman was after something from you. You, being a normal logical guy, had no idea what the fuck she wanted, because she never said anything about it. That's why she's pissed now.
Makes perfect sense now, doesn't it?
sometimes a train tunnel is really just a train tunnel. knowwhatimsayin? Wait just a minute, bub. What kind of tracks were you following?
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 2, 2015 13:11:18 GMT -5
Women are tools of the devil since the very beginning. It's our job as men to dominate them and bring them back into the fold. Money love big houses caring genuine good guy do anything for you my love will never accomplish that. Only one thing will.
You make a woman yours for life even when you don't want her anymore when you make her orgasm constantly . Im talking she can't walk right after and is lying in bed with the moans bitting down on the sheets panting looking at you like You are Zeus the Thunder god himself. That's truth you fucks. Do with it what you will.
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Post by quantum on Apr 2, 2015 13:58:30 GMT -5
Women are tools of the devil since the very beginning. It's our job as men to dominate them and bring them back into the fold. Money love big houses caring genuine good guy do anything for you my love will never accomplish that. Only one thing will. You make a woman yours for life even when you don't want her anymore when you make her orgasm constantly . Im talking she can't walk right after and is lying in bed with the moans bitting down on the sheets panting looking at you like You are Zeus the Thunder god himself. That's truth you fucks. Do with it what you will. there is some truth to this. I've learned that if you're their first, you will always have a special hold over them. but with great power comes great responsibility.... |
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