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Post by Gunnails on Nov 21, 2014 12:42:00 GMT -5
I'm not here to do any heavy lifting. it's up to you mooks.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 12:43:21 GMT -5
Horse walks into a bar; bartender asks: Why the long face?
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Post by southside on Nov 21, 2014 12:44:04 GMT -5
Horse walks into a bar; bartender asks: Why the long SAR? Fixed it for you. All I had to do was replace face with S A R. |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 21, 2014 14:02:06 GMT -5
Some of the things that entertain me are girls with guns, monkeys with guns, flannel, and turtles.
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Post by southside on Nov 21, 2014 14:25:53 GMT -5
Holy shit, Gunnails got his Big G!
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Post by Peebag on Nov 21, 2014 14:31:26 GMT -5
Horse walks into a bar; bartender asks: Why the long DICKHEAD? Fixed it for you. All I had to do was replace face with S A R. I heard the same joke but had something to do with Peyton Manning...or Sarah Jessica Parker... |
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Post by Jets Things on Nov 21, 2014 15:22:34 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Wocka wocka!!
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Post by southside on Nov 21, 2014 15:26:01 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken. Wocka wocka!!  |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:16:53 GMT -5
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
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Post by thebigragu on Nov 22, 2014 19:18:57 GMT -5
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected it of fowl play  |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:19:05 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:21:23 GMT -5
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
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Post by freestater on Nov 22, 2014 19:23:22 GMT -5
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:24:21 GMT -5
Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:25:32 GMT -5
Blind man walks past the fish store and says, hello ladies.
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