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Post by thebigragu on Nov 22, 2014 19:26:11 GMT -5
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks.  |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:26:33 GMT -5
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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Post by Jets Things on Nov 22, 2014 19:31:54 GMT -5
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy. Little known fact - nuns birth from they asses. |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:33:49 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2014 19:37:23 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. Your sister is so skinny, she can run through closed doors. |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:38:57 GMT -5
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:41:58 GMT -5
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. Your sister is so skinny, she can run through closed doors. ================================================ Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica. |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 19:46:27 GMT -5
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 20:03:58 GMT -5
Mrs. O'Leary opened the door, and a man addressed her. "Good morning, Ma'am, would ye be carin' to contribute to the Home for Hopeless Alcoholics?"
"I would, I would," she replied. "Come back about midnight an' ye can have my husband."
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"My wife eloped with my best friend," said Casey.
"What's his name?" asked Grimes.
"I don't know," said Casey. "I never met him."
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Post by southside on Nov 22, 2014 21:06:47 GMT -5
Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 21:28:04 GMT -5
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 22, 2014 21:34:01 GMT -5
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Post by southside on Nov 22, 2014 21:35:22 GMT -5
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.  |
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 23, 2014 0:41:01 GMT -5
Was a good show.
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Post by Gunnails on Nov 23, 2014 0:54:41 GMT -5
Have always loved this guy.
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