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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2015 23:52:55 GMT -5
A religion started by some guy named Ron. At least Abraham is a respectable name. lmao |
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Post by frostlich on Apr 10, 2015 11:35:28 GMT -5
Got approached by this smoking hot red haired chick on the streets of Anchorage about 20 years ago. She asks me if I want to take a personality test. Its free! I'm like oh hell yah. I like where this is going. (i was 21 and still thought those penthouse letters might be real...and I was about to experience mine own)
I go into her office and take some 3 hour test asking me some bullshit questions. She comes back with my results graphed on a chart to explain what a loser I actually am....but if I bought her Dianetics book I could be made right.
She have me her number that turned out to be bogus. I didn't get laid.
Fuck you Ron Hubbard!
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 11, 2015 8:03:53 GMT -5
Got approached by this smoking hot red haired chick on the streets of Anchorage about 20 years ago. She asks me if I want to take a personality test. Its free! I'm like oh hell yah. I like where this is going. (i was 21 and still thought those penthouse letters might be real...and I was about to experience mine own) I go into her office and take some 3 hour test asking me some bullshit questions. She comes back with my results graphed on a chart to explain what a loser I actually am....but if I bought her Dianetics book I could be made right. She have me her number that turned out to be bogus. I didn't get laid. Fuck you Ron Hubbard! I want to know why you were in the mean streets of Anchroage. |
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 11, 2015 8:24:40 GMT -5
Got approached by this smoking hot red haired chick on the streets of Anchorage about 20 years ago. She asks me if I want to take a personality test. Its free! I'm like oh hell yah. I like where this is going. (i was 21 and still thought those penthouse letters might be real...and I was about to experience mine own) I go into her office and take some 3 hour test asking me some bullshit questions. She comes back with my results graphed on a chart to explain what a loser I actually am....but if I bought her Dianetics book I could be made right. She have me her number that turned out to be bogus. I didn't get laid. Fuck you Ron Hubbard! I want to know why you were in the mean streets of Anchroage. He got lost on his way to Anchorage. |
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 11, 2015 9:28:29 GMT -5
Got approached by this smoking hot red haired chick on the streets of Anchorage about 20 years ago. She asks me if I want to take a personality test. Its free! I'm like oh hell yah. I like where this is going. (i was 21 and still thought those penthouse letters might be real...and I was about to experience mine own) I go into her office and take some 3 hour test asking me some bullshit questions. She comes back with my results graphed on a chart to explain what a loser I actually am....but if I bought her Dianetics book I could be made right. She have me her number that turned out to be bogus. I didn't get laid. Fuck you Ron Hubbard! Was the test accurate about you being a loser? |
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Post by frostlich on Apr 11, 2015 12:11:56 GMT -5
Got approached by this smoking hot red haired chick on the streets of Anchorage about 20 years ago. She asks me if I want to take a personality test. Its free! I'm like oh hell yah. I like where this is going. (i was 21 and still thought those penthouse letters might be real...and I was about to experience mine own) I go into her office and take some 3 hour test asking me some bullshit questions. She comes back with my results graphed on a chart to explain what a loser I actually am....but if I bought her Dianetics book I could be made right. She have me her number that turned out to be bogus. I didn't get laid. Fuck you Ron Hubbard! Was the test accurate about you being a loser? Sonofa!!! Guess I shouldda bought the book. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 19:09:27 GMT -5
Got approached by this smoking hot red haired chick on the streets of Anchorage about 20 years ago. She asks me if I want to take a personality test. Its free! I'm like oh hell yah. I like where this is going. (i was 21 and still thought those penthouse letters might be real...and I was about to experience mine own) I go into her office and take some 3 hour test asking me some bullshit questions. She comes back with my results graphed on a chart to explain what a loser I actually am....but if I bought her Dianetics book I could be made right. She have me her number that turned out to be bogus. I didn't get laid. Fuck you Ron Hubbard! I want to know why you were in the mean streets of Anchroage. I got to the mean streets of Anchroage leaving from my garage damn it was no mirage the cops chased my Dodge and beat me with billy clubs Ont eh mean streets of Anchroage |
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Post by Peebag on Apr 11, 2015 22:33:53 GMT -5
A religion started by some guy named Ron. At least Abraham is a respectable name. I think someone named Lou should start one up. Lou's a name I could get behind. |
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Post by Trades on Apr 12, 2015 7:15:20 GMT -5
A religion started by some guy named Ron. At least Abraham is a respectable name. I think someone named Lou should start one up. Lou's a name I could get behind. What do you think the L stands for? |
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Post by Peebag on Apr 12, 2015 10:55:36 GMT -5
I think someone named Lou should start one up. Lou's a name I could get behind. What do you think the L stands for? Loser? |
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Post by Big L on Apr 13, 2015 8:02:53 GMT -5
I think someone named Lou should start one up. Lou's a name I could get behind. What do you think the L stands for? I thought it was El. Like he's Spanish. El Ron Hubbard. Don't forget to roll the r's.
Although it should be El Ron Hubbardo.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 12:41:13 GMT -5
L0L
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Post by Gunnails on Apr 13, 2015 12:53:05 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Apr 13, 2015 12:59:35 GMT -5
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Post by PK on Apr 13, 2015 13:32:10 GMT -5
LMAO!! Only difference is that there are no rich Jehovah's Witnesses. None. |
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