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Post by Ff2 on Apr 10, 2015 21:55:25 GMT -5
SPORTS Darren Sharper Will Have His Penis Monitored by Arizona Officials as Part of His Plea
A lot of people think former NFL player Darren Sharper got off easy when he accepted several plea deals recently after being accused of rape in a handful of states, including Arizona, California, Louisiana, and Nevada, over the course of the last few years. And truth be told, he did. He's only going to have to serve about a decade in prison for being a serial rapist.
However, it's worth noting that Sharper will be subjected to some very strict guidelines once he's released from jail. Here's everything that he's going to have to do once he serves his time behind bars:
He will be tracked by California officials by GPS for the first three to five years after he's released. He will be required to undergo sex offender treatment. He will be prohibited from drinking alcohol or going to bars or liquor stores. He will be banned from sex shops and Internet dating. He will have to seek approval before traveling more than 50 miles from his home or spending a night away. He will be forced to take "penile plethysmograph" tests in Arizona, during which a sensor will be attached to his penis to gauge his arousal level as sexual images are shown to him. Damn. To be clear, Sharper deserves everything that he's got coming to him. What he did was (obviously) reprehensible. But the idea of a "penile plethysmograph" test sounds awful. And we still can't believe have far this guy has fallen since leaving the NFL.
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Post by Big L on Apr 10, 2015 22:06:21 GMT -5
So you're not allowed to be aroused when shown sexual images?
Sounds like fucking entrapment.
Pun intended,
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Post by Hotman on Apr 10, 2015 22:25:18 GMT -5
Meanwhile, get caught with a few grams of weed or a hit of dope and go to prison for twice as long.
I guess you're better off drugging and raping unsuspecting bitches.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 11, 2015 7:36:38 GMT -5
He will be forced to take "penile plethysmograph" tests in Arizona, during which a sensor will be attached to his penis to gauge his arousal level as sexual images are shown to him. Damn. To be clear, Sharper deserves everything that he's got coming to him. What he did was (obviously) reprehensible. But the idea of a "penile plethysmograph" test sounds awful. And we still can't believe have far this guy has fallen since leaving the NFL. This is a bit unfair to Darren. I mean, who doesn't get hard when they see a crying woman?
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Post by quantum on Apr 13, 2015 10:05:16 GMT -5
I can think of several people this would be useful for.
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 13, 2015 10:47:58 GMT -5
Looks like he'll never be able to wear bonerpants again.
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Post by Trades on Apr 13, 2015 12:21:01 GMT -5
Meanwhile, get caught with a few grams of weed or a hit of dope and go to prison for twice as long. I guess you're better off drugging and raping unsuspecting bitches. The system is definitely flawed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 18:12:58 GMT -5
I thought Arizona brought back the Hot Poker In the Ass sentence. I can't believe how soft they are.
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Post by Big L on Apr 13, 2015 18:24:48 GMT -5
I thought Arizona brought back the Hot Poker In the Ass sentence. I can't believe how soft they are. Wasn't that the Inquisition?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 19:01:27 GMT -5
I thought Arizona brought back the Hot Poker In the Ass sentence. I can't believe how soft they are. Wasn't that the Inquisition? The DOnner Inquisition, truth be told.
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