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Post by leftturn3 on May 9, 2015 7:30:55 GMT -5
If that did not work his second choice at life was to be a Ninja.
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Post by Ff2 on May 9, 2015 11:04:38 GMT -5
"Are large bills OK?"
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Post by thebigragu on May 9, 2015 11:14:19 GMT -5
LMAO!! But seriously? They had to arrest him? They guy obviously needs mental health services...he really shouldn't have been sent to jail. I know, technically forgery. But 368 billion to open an 80 million sq ft restaurant? The cops should have dropped him off at the Office of Mental Health... Florida everyone goes to jail even babies |
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Post by thebigragu on May 9, 2015 11:15:25 GMT -5
10% Italian, that explains it. smug side attack noticed and Jets Things liking it too |
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Post by thebigragu on May 9, 2015 11:17:34 GMT -5
Further proof that Florida should be returned to Spain... "Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars....Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious." Waters explained to bank officials a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for. Waters wanted the $368 billion to start an Italian restaurant. It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail. moron.com/florida-man-attempts-to-cash-368-billion-check/?fb_ref=DefaultHey this is the guy with the blood clams on the date with the hot new chick amirite OP i mean not the check guy |
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Post by frostlich on May 9, 2015 11:21:17 GMT -5
That restaurant sounds fucking awesome! Somebody setup a gofundme for this guy. If 368,000,000,000 people donated a dollar... |
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Post by porgyman on May 9, 2015 13:49:52 GMT -5
Further proof that Florida should be returned to Spain... "Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars....Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious." Waters explained to bank officials a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for. Waters wanted the $368 billion to start an Italian restaurant. It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail. moron.com/florida-man-attempts-to-cash-368-billion-check/?fb_ref=DefaultHey this is the guy with the blood clams on the date with the hot new chick amirite OP i mean not the check guy You are correct! I went out with the blood clam girl... |
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Post by Raoul Duke on May 9, 2015 15:03:05 GMT -5
So 368 doesn't work either ?
Back to the drawing board.
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Post by porgyman on May 9, 2015 15:54:12 GMT -5
If the place can hold 30 million diners at once, it's a sure winner!
Where do I invest?
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Post by Big L on May 9, 2015 18:00:20 GMT -5
Further proof that Florida should be returned to Spain... "Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars....Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious." Waters explained to bank officials a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for. Waters wanted the $368 billion to start an Italian restaurant. It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail. moron.com/florida-man-attempts-to-cash-368-billion-check/?fb_ref=DefaultHey this is the guy with the blood clams on the date with the hot new chick amirite OP i mean not the check guy The guy who banged the chick with the big bush? |
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Post by porgyman on May 9, 2015 18:36:15 GMT -5
Hey this is the guy with the blood clams on the date with the hot new chick amirite OP i mean not the check guy The guy who banged the chick with the big bush? Didn't have to floss for a month after that...  |
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