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Post by freestater on May 14, 2015 19:25:12 GMT -5
Man... Got a little road rage tonight on the way home. In any event, the stupid little bitch (dude, not a chick) cuts me off in traffic, and I go full Hannibal. Followed him for a bit... got pissed. No-one got hit. But the little fucker called the cops. So, they show up at my door, and slap the cuffs on me in front of the neighbors and everything. After no cooperation from me, they had nothing, so they had to release me. Jeez... gotta learn to calm down. Let that little biathc in the gold van let me see him cut me off again!  |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on May 14, 2015 19:28:02 GMT -5
Man... Got a little road rage tonight on the way home. In any event, the stupid little bitch (dude, not a chick) cuts me off in traffic, and I go full Hannibal. Followed him for a bit... got pissed. No-one got hit. But the little fucker called the cops. So, they show up at my door, and slap the cuffs on me in front of the neighbors and everything. After no cooperation from me, they had nothing, so they had to release me. Jeez... gotta learn to calm down. Let that little biathc in the gold van let me see him cut me off again! Toke on the way home... You'll be driving the speed limit and won't give two fucks.... |
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Post by freestater on May 14, 2015 19:33:57 GMT -5
Man... Got a little road rage tonight on the way home. In any event, the stupid little bitch (dude, not a chick) cuts me off in traffic, and I go full Hannibal. Followed him for a bit... got pissed. No-one got hit. But the little fucker called the cops. So, they show up at my door, and slap the cuffs on me in front of the neighbors and everything. After no cooperation from me, they had nothing, so they had to release me. Jeez... gotta learn to calm down. Let that little biathc in the gold van let me see him cut me off again! Toke on the way home... You'll be driving the speed limit and won't give two fucks.... of all people... you'd think I already know this. |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on May 14, 2015 19:38:31 GMT -5
Problem solved...  Pretty much my answer to the following.. 1. Stressful day at work. 2. An appartife after dinner. 3. Before during after Jets games... 4. Golf. 5. Family gatherings. 6. Friends gathering. 7. Shopping with the wife. 8. Before sex. 9. During sex. 10. Right after sex.... 11. Typing shit to you fuckers.... |
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Post by jay57 on May 14, 2015 20:35:18 GMT -5
Problem solved... Pretty much my answer to the following.. 1. Stressful day at work. 2. An appartife after dinner. 3. Before during after Jets games... 4. Golf. 5. Family gatherings. 6. Friends gathering. 7. Shopping with the wife. 8. Before sex. 9. During sex. 10. Right after sex.... 11. Typing shit to you fuckers.... 12. Twittering? |
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Post by Big L on May 14, 2015 20:36:30 GMT -5
Problem solved... Pretty much my answer to the following.. 1. Stressful day at work. 2. An appartife after dinner. 3. Before during after Jets games... 4. Golf. 5. Family gatherings. 6. Friends gathering. 7. Shopping with the wife. 8. Before sex. 9. During sex. 10. Right after sex.... 11. Typing shit to you fuckers.... Shit to you too, fucker. |
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Post by Hotman on May 14, 2015 20:39:53 GMT -5
This story aint really adding up tho.
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Post by Gunnails on May 14, 2015 21:39:44 GMT -5
What helped me getting over my road rage (other then almost getting my ass kicked my some huge muscled punk)is to imagine the offender being in desperate need, like his kid was just in an accident and he is on his way to the Hospital. After a lot of thought I also decided that if I let other folks upset me or influence the way I drive, then I am giving control of me to them, that's bad. IMHO being able to remain in control of one self is a mark of a man, bad and often childish shit happens when we lose control. I admit keeping cool can be a real challenge at times and at times I fall short, but it does get easier with practice.
Driving a big lumbering heavy cargo van most of the time has all so taught me patience
And I no longer flip the bird, I just smile and wave, some days I do lots of waving.
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Post by Hotman on May 14, 2015 21:42:39 GMT -5
Driving a big lumbering heavy cargo van most of the time has all so taught me patience And I no longer flip the bird, I just smile and wave, some days I do lots of waving. I've found when you smile a gig grin and wave at some dipshit who clearly did something wrong, it really freaks them out. lol give them a real good evil grin that will stick with them all night and several days. |
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Post by Gunnails on May 14, 2015 21:46:22 GMT -5
Driving a big lumbering heavy cargo van most of the time has all so taught me patience And I no longer flip the bird, I just smile and wave, some days I do lots of waving. I've found when you smile a gig grin and wave at some dipshit who clearly did something wrong, it really freaks them out. lol give them a real good evil grin that will stick with them all night and several days. True that. Traffic and being put on hold by a machine are two of the absolute worse parts of this modern world. |
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Post by jay57 on May 14, 2015 23:50:15 GMT -5
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Post by freestater on May 15, 2015 7:23:43 GMT -5
what a little bitch. No wonder that guy was so mad. I wanna kick the shit outta that dude just for the stupid look on his pussy face while some dude smashes his car. |
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Post by southside on May 15, 2015 7:44:26 GMT -5
I love the point where the out of control individual starts crying to complete that roid rage roller coaster.
LET ME BANG BRO!
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Post by PK on May 15, 2015 8:20:12 GMT -5
LMAO! Fucking pussy just sat there staring straight ahead. His woman has more balls than him. That's some weak fucking shit.
Gunnails is right though. Drive a big box truck around for a while and you'll stop getting road rage. There's literally no point in getting pissed when driving one of those because EVERY SINGLE fuckhead in a car cuts you off, tailgates you, speeds up/slows down...it's ridiculous. People who have no experience driving anything other than a car are THE worst drivers out there.
I usually just give people a big, sarcastic thumbs up when they pull their stupid shit.
A year ago, some fuckface shitlord was tailgating me...so I flipped him off. He fucking lost touch with reality. Waving his arms, honking, screaming, motioning me to pull over.
So I did.
As soon as he was 3 steps out of his car, I hit my blinker and pulled back on the road and started driving.
The second time I did it to him, I saw him just stand there in my rearview and calmly get back into his car and did a u-turn and drove away. Betsy didn't find it as amusing as I did. She's weird. That shit was fucking hilarious.
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on May 15, 2015 10:53:20 GMT -5
Can't believe they actually showed up at your house. So what did he do memorize your license plate?
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