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Post by jetswin on May 28, 2015 11:02:15 GMT -5
Let the nightmares begin. a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/876/493/AmpulexDementor.jpgThe Ampulex Dementor, named after the terrifying soul-suckers from the “Harry Potter” movies, is one of a 139 new species discovered in Asia’s Mekong Delta in 2014, according to a World Widlife Fund report. The wasp, which was discovered in Thailand, injects venom into a mass of neurons on the cockroach’s belly that turns the roach into a passive zombie, according to the report. “Cockroach wasp venom blocks receptors of the neurotransmitter octopamine, which is involved in the initiation of spontaneous movement. With this blocked, the cockroach is still capable of movement, but is unable to direct its own body,” the report explained. It gets worse for the wasp’s unfortunate victim. “Once the cockroach has lost control, the wasp drags its stupefied prey by the antennae to a safe shelter to devour it," the report added. www.foxnews.com/science/2015/05/28/dementor-wasp-turns-cockroaches-into-zombies/ |
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Post by Brady's a catcher on May 28, 2015 13:03:15 GMT -5
So it's like a wife then?
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Post by quantum on May 28, 2015 15:49:52 GMT -5
So it's like a wife then? or Tom Brady with ball handlers |
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Post by Peebag on May 28, 2015 15:53:53 GMT -5
I for one, welcome the new moderators.
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Post by 32Green on May 29, 2015 6:52:55 GMT -5
So it's like a wife then? Lol!
Actually, a wifes worse, because 3 days after they find your dry, hollowed-out carcass, a Kohls bill for $459 comes in the mail. Then $699 from Lord and Taylor. Then $356 worth of "cute 'lil outfits from Old Navy is plopped on your porch by UPS. At least a fvcking wasp flies away.
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Post by thebigragu on May 29, 2015 7:20:55 GMT -5
So it's like a wife then? Lol!
Actually, a wifes worse, because 3 days after they find your dry, hollowed-out carcass, a Kohls bill for $459 comes in the mail. Then $699 from Lord and Taylor. Then $356 worth of "cute 'lil outfits from Old Navy is plopped on your porch by UPS. At least a fvcking wasp flies away.
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Post by Raoul Duke on May 29, 2015 7:36:58 GMT -5
So it's like a wife then?  |
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Post by Fishooked on May 29, 2015 13:51:30 GMT -5
So it's like a wife then? Lol!
Actually, a wifes worse, because 3 days after they find your dry, hollowed-out carcass, a Kohls bill for $459 comes in the mail. Then $699 from Lord and Taylor. Then $356 worth of "cute 'lil outfits from Old Navy is plopped on your porch by UPS. At least a fvcking wasp flies away.
- Ain't that the truth. Me doing bills: Kohl's 239.58  Target 197.43 Bed Bath & Beyond 112.64 Macy's 89.57 etc etc ypu get the idea Wife looking at credit card statement: Dick's Sporting Goods 21.34  Like wtf |
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Post by jetswin on May 29, 2015 14:39:58 GMT -5
Lol!
Actually, a wifes worse, because 3 days after they find your dry, hollowed-out carcass, a Kohls bill for $459 comes in the mail. Then $699 from Lord and Taylor. Then $356 worth of "cute 'lil outfits from Old Navy is plopped on your porch by UPS. At least a fvcking wasp flies away.
- Ain't that the truth. Me doing bills: Kohl's 239.58 Target 197.43 Bed Bath & Beyond 112.64 Macy's 89.57 etc etc ypu get the idea Wife looking at credit card statement: Dick... 2,100.34 Like wtf  |
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Post by 32Green on May 29, 2015 15:03:16 GMT -5
Lol!
Actually, a wifes worse, because 3 days after they find your dry, hollowed-out carcass, a Kohls bill for $459 comes in the mail. Then $699 from Lord and Taylor. Then $356 worth of "cute 'lil outfits from Old Navy is plopped on your porch by UPS. At least a fvcking wasp flies away.
- Ain't that the truth. Me doing bills: Kohl's 239.58 Target 197.43 Bed Bath & Beyond 112.64 Macy's 89.57 etc etc ypu get the idea Wife looking at credit card statement: Dick's Sporting Goods 21.34 Like wtf 
Exactly!
Check this out...my wifey gets no less than 6-7 magazines, everything from FOOD AND WINE, People, to Runners world...and I never said shyte. Why? Not my bidness. She likes them, doesn't bother me at all.
Now....
I get ...er got... One magazine. SPorts Illustrated, which I was in the habit of stock-piling for trips, flights, etc.
Not a week went by when my wife didtn stumble upon my neat little pile and say "you don't even read these things...why are we paying for it?
Er? Because I DO read them? I like it? Its not exactly fvcking Cvnt magazine, its 8 cents an issue...whats the fvcking big deal?
Forward ahead a week.
I now get NO magazines.
Where are my balls you say?
Ha ha ha...I never had 'em.
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Post by Fishooked on May 29, 2015 15:43:24 GMT -5
Ain't that the truth. Me doing bills: Kohl's 239.58 Target 197.43 Bed Bath & Beyond 112.64 Macy's 89.57 etc etc ypu get the idea Wife looking at credit card statement: Dick's Sporting Goods 21.34 Like wtf
Exactly!
Check this out...my gets no less than 6-7 magazines, everything from FOOD AND WINE, People, to Runners world...and I never said shyte. Why? Not my bidness. She likes them, doesn't bother me at all.
Now....
I get ...er got... One magazine. SPorts Illustrated, which I was in the habit of stock-piling for trips, flights, etc.
Not a week went by when my wife didtn stumble upon my neat little pile and say "you don't even read these things...why are we paying for it?
Er? Because I DO read them? I like it? Its not exactly fvcking Cvnt magazine, its 8 cents an issue...whats the fvcking big deal?
Forward ahead a week.
I now get NO magazines.
Where are my balls you say?
Ha ha ha...I never had 'em.
Kindred spirits, etc |
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Post by leftturn3 on May 29, 2015 16:14:17 GMT -5
The same thing happens to me when I drink moon shine, no big deal.
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