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Post by jetswin on Jul 6, 2015 12:54:22 GMT -5
He thought it was the the vegan alligator pond
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 6, 2015 12:55:59 GMT -5
Other than what he says just before jumping, I find the fact that 'began crying for help almost immediately' hilarious.
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Post by southside on Jul 6, 2015 14:13:24 GMT -5
I hate to be that guy but someone lost their life.
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 6, 2015 14:31:32 GMT -5
I hate to be that guy but someone lost their life. Someone who will not procreate or become a parent. No one pushed him in the water. |
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Post by jetswin on Jul 6, 2015 14:31:46 GMT -5
I hate to be that guy but someone lost their life.  |
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Post by southside on Jul 6, 2015 15:58:08 GMT -5
This is why guys like me and thebigragu don't drink anymore. |
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Post by 32Green on Jul 6, 2015 16:40:47 GMT -5
This is why guys like me and thebigragu don't drink anymore. Alligators?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 3:23:40 GMT -5
Are you ALL IN?
LOL
Signed,
Alligator
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Post by quantum on Jul 7, 2015 8:07:05 GMT -5
The sign should have read "Don't taunt the alligators" He prolly thought "These alligators are the JV squad! No problem!" Not so funny now, that he's dead and all.  |
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Post by jetstream23 on Jul 7, 2015 11:24:41 GMT -5
The search continues...
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Post by jetswin on Jul 7, 2015 12:21:04 GMT -5
story update...the guy had a badass buddy named Bear A man named Bear got revenge on the gator that killed his fellow Texan. The Orange, Texas, man — who only identified himself as “Bear” — shot and killed an 11-foot alligator in Burkart's Marina Monday because he believed it was the beast that ate Tommie Woodward last week. Woodward, 28, jumped into the gator-infested waters Friday after yelling, “F--k that alligator!” He was immediately bitten and killed, officials said. Bear showed up on Monday to serve up justice, he said. “He had to go... That's what happens when you kill someone.” www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-named-bear-kills-man-eating-texas-alligator-article-1.2283713 |
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Post by thebigragu on Jul 7, 2015 14:01:16 GMT -5
This is why guys like me and thebigragu don't drink anymore. Err liver disease is what cancelled my drinking card. I would of Raped that alligator |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2015 14:43:14 GMT -5
story update...the guy had a badass buddy named Bear A man named Bear got revenge on the gator that killed his fellow Texan. The Orange, Texas, man — who only identified himself as “Bear” — shot and killed an 11-foot alligator in Burkart's Marina Monday because he believed it was the beast that ate Tommie Woodward last week. Woodward, 28, jumped into the gator-infested waters Friday after yelling, “F--k that alligator!” He was immediately bitten and killed, officials said. Bear showed up on Monday to serve up justice, he said. “He had to go... That's what happens when you kill someone.” www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-named-bear-kills-man-eating-texas-alligator-article-1.2283713pfff - his real name is Bare Pussy; I don't see the hammer-toughness in shotgunning the slowest creature on Earfh. |
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Post by 32Green on Jul 7, 2015 15:33:37 GMT -5
story update...the guy had a badass buddy named Bear “Bear” — shot and killed an 11-foot alligator in Burkart's Marina Monday because he believed it was the beast that ate Tommie Woodward last week. Now here's a guy who knows what "F--k that alligator" really means.
Talk about two diametrically opposed approaches to the same phrase encapsulated in one story.
Hey..be funny if they found out that Tommie Woodward was swallowed whole and was surviving in an air pocket in the Alligator until he was suddenly riddled with shotgun pellets.
lol oh man
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Post by Big L on Jul 7, 2015 19:39:49 GMT -5
What be even funnier if a story appears tomorrow that Bear was eaten by Lion while on safari.
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