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Post by porgyman on Jul 8, 2015 5:51:26 GMT -5
story update...the guy had a badass buddy named Bear “Bear” — shot and killed an 11-foot alligator in Burkart's Marina Monday because he believed it was the beast that ate Tommie Woodward last week. Now here's a guy who knows what "F--k that alligator" really means.
Talk about two diametrically opposed approaches to the same phrase encapsulated in one story.
Hey..be funny if they found out that Tommie Woodward was swallowed whole and was surviving in an air pocket in the Alligator until he was suddenly riddled with shotgun pellets.
lol oh man
I hope the gators band together, surround this prick, run a train on him, then bite off his package. Instant justice! Have a nice day everyone!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 11:00:20 GMT -5
This is why guys like me and thebigragu don't drink anymore. Alligators?
lol ss is a jackalope, on the Serengetti, cautiously bending down to drink the fresh wa [CLAMP] [SPINNING TIL DEATH]
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 11:02:42 GMT -5
What be even funnier if a story appears tomorrow that Bear was eaten by Lion while on safari. LOL
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Post by Hotman on Jul 8, 2015 21:53:08 GMT -5
This is why guys like me and thebigragu don't drink anymore. Alligators?
LOL I know that deer helped me kick pills unless I'm partying. yeah, don't ask lol..... wo nelly
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Post by frostlich on Jul 9, 2015 6:42:59 GMT -5
So, two employees tell the guy not to jump in. Then there's this sign. But this guy, recently moved from St.Louis, says fuck it and jumps in anyway. Does he have his key chain as an earring? ? Darwin! So tourist from St Louis interprets "NO SWIMMING ALLIGATORS" as the alligators here cant swim. A comma could have saved this guys life! Not being native to East Texas (essentially Louisiana) he doesnt speak the language and ignores the verbal warnings (bayou gibberish) from the local: "Dohn gah inneah! Dem gayyah gahhh gehhya!" Then I see pic of this guy....and my theory goes to hell.
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Post by Fishooked on Jul 9, 2015 7:35:18 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Jul 9, 2015 8:32:07 GMT -5
Lmao....
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