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Post by Big L on Aug 18, 2015 21:42:33 GMT -5
We're fuckin doin it! We're gonna start a fuckin church! All donations are tax fucking free! www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.comif they can do it, so can we! All praise the Hampur! Peace be unto you!
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Post by Big L on Aug 18, 2015 21:44:51 GMT -5
We congregate at MetLife Stadium starting in September!
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 18, 2015 22:07:20 GMT -5
Believing in noahs ark is mandatory for admittance.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Aug 18, 2015 22:10:50 GMT -5
2 blondes, 2 brunettes, etc
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Post by Big L on Aug 18, 2015 22:15:39 GMT -5
Seed the Hampur with your donations, and the Hampur will return to you!
Amen.
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 18, 2015 22:17:15 GMT -5
[quote author=" Big L" source="/post/102032/thread" timestamp="1439954139" ]Seed the Hampur with your donations, and the Hampur will return to you! Amen.[/quote] Jetsthings in 3 2 1
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Post by Big L on Aug 18, 2015 22:23:42 GMT -5
[quote author=" Big L" source="/post/102032/thread" timestamp="1439954139" ]Seed the Hampur with your donations, and the Hampur will return to you! Amen. Jetsthings in 3 2 1[/quote] the church of the blessed Hampur accepts all kinds, wether they be straight, gay, stupid, or homer Jet fans. Chaplain Big L will now pass around the collection plate. That $500 you were saving for a new car? You can't buy a car for $500. Send it to the Church of the Blessed Hampur, and that seed money will grow in to untold benefits for you!
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Post by rexneffect on Aug 18, 2015 22:27:40 GMT -5
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 18, 2015 22:28:56 GMT -5
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 18, 2015 22:31:36 GMT -5
MONEY IS EVIL THE DEVILS GREATEST TOOL .....GIVE IT TO ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS
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Post by thebigragu on Aug 18, 2015 22:32:30 GMT -5
![](http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/images/size340/Church_submerged_in_flood_waters_in_Maynmar_in_Aug_2015_Credit_Fr_Bosco_Saw_CNA_8_13_15.jpg) YOu gotta swim to worship at the hampur
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Post by Big L on Aug 19, 2015 4:15:23 GMT -5
Love it! Located in Sector 19, just north of Fertilizer Town and Railway Colony.
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Post by Big L on Aug 19, 2015 4:19:01 GMT -5
MONEY IS EVIL THE DEVILS GREATEST TOOL .....GIVE IT TO ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS Yes! Ragu has the power of the Hampur running thru his veins! send whatever you can. Hold that money tight in your fist, and concentrate everything you wish for,,and squeeze those wishes in to that cash. Then send it to the Hampur immediately!
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Post by Big L on Aug 19, 2015 4:26:16 GMT -5
What defines a church? This question has bedeviled tax courts for years. The IRS has adopted a list of 14 criteria set out in De La Salle v. United States. Commonly referred to as the “fourteen points test”, it is important to note that the judges in the case did not intend for there to be a minimum number of criteria an organization must meet in order to satisfy the definition of a “church” as enumerated in their opinions.
In applying the Fourteen Points analysis to determine whether a religious organization may properly be characterized as a church, the IRS considers whether the organization has the following characteristics:
Distinct legal existence Recognized creed and form of worship Definite and distinct ecclesiastical government Formal code of doctrine and discipline Distinct religious history A membership not associated with any other church or denomination An organization of ordained ministers Ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed studies Literature of its own Established places of worship Regular congregations Regular religious services Sunday schools for religious instruction of the young Schools for the preparation of its ministers
Scholarly analysis of the Fourteen Points by Robert Lothian and Thomas Miller recognized that the determination of what defines a church cannot be made solely on the number of the Fourteen Points a church meets. To quote: “Given the variety of religious practice… Attempts to use a dogmatic numerical approach might unconstitutionally favor established churches at the expense of newer, less traditional institutions.”
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Post by quantum on Aug 19, 2015 7:27:45 GMT -5
MONEY IS EVIL THE DEVILS GREATEST TOOL .....GIVE IT TO ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS ummm...so...you want the devil's tool? will it even fit? BTW: donations woud be tax deductible, not tax free. if you're gonna run a scam, get the lingo down, or make like a tree and get outta here!
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