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Post by Jets Things on Jan 6, 2015 11:42:42 GMT -5
She was being obstinate about her picture being taken, like most women are. Then I was like, "Well I'm gonna take a selfie. You can get in it if you want." She obviously wanted to do that. We took a few pictures. Then she said, "You have to text that to me." So I got her number... again. But then once I sent it she told me that I have to send her love texts now and I was like, "Yeah, sure." And as soon as she walked away I told my buddy that I'll send love texts.... DICK PICS! I'm not gonna do that though. Because you need a dick first. |
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Post by Brady's a catcher on Jan 6, 2015 11:45:40 GMT -5
It's probably the pegging and the shrimping that makes everyone uncomfortable. Ew, no shrimping. Blech. Yeah, shrimpin' ain't easy. |
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Post by Brady's a catcher on Jan 6, 2015 11:49:35 GMT -5
She's cute, have some fun with her South! Just don't play her any sad songs that turn her into a lesbian like the the other chick. |
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Post by Big L on Jan 6, 2015 12:01:50 GMT -5
She was being obstinate about her picture being taken, like most women are. Then I was like, "Well I'm gonna take a selfie. You can get in it if you want." She obviously wanted to do that. We took a few pictures. Then she said, "You have to text that to me." So I got her number... again. But then once I sent it she told me that I have to send her love texts now and I was like, "Yeah, sure." And as soon as she walked away I told my buddy that I'll send love texts.... DICK PICS! I'm not gonna do that though.You're gay. Of course you're going to send dick pics to your buddy. |
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Post by jetswin on Jan 6, 2015 12:21:53 GMT -5
this chick could leave a breadcrumb trail to her snatch and you would just eat them and get lost.
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Post by southside on Jan 6, 2015 12:35:05 GMT -5
It must really make you guys angry knowing that I have attractive womenz trying to put out all the time but I'm so oblivious that I end up alone, forever.
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Post by DDNYjets on Jan 6, 2015 12:35:22 GMT -5
She's pretty. Wonder what Borgo thinks.
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Post by southside on Jan 6, 2015 12:35:52 GMT -5
:nod: I seen her at the Jets bar. I knew it was softside, seen her on the ipad with JI and then pored her a beer from my pitcher... did some creepin Yep, that was me south, you remember? I know you do, you was all about it. Asian girls down here love that dark meat You're about as black as I am a virgin. |
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Post by southside on Jan 6, 2015 12:36:23 GMT -5
Oh shit, who's been giving me neg rep? That's bullshit! Oh, I see how it is Jetworks. You just made the list, buddy! |
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Post by jay57 on Jan 6, 2015 14:17:41 GMT -5
She was being obstinate about her picture being taken, like most women are. Then I was like, "Well I'm gonna take a selfie. You can get in it if you want." She obviously wanted to do that. We took a few pictures. Then she said, "You have to text that to me." So I got her number... again. But then once I sent it she told me that I have to send her love texts now and I was like, "Yeah, sure." And as soon as she walked away I told my buddy that I'll send love texts.... DICK PICS! I'm not gonna do that though. Why do you cock block yoirself? |
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 6, 2015 14:24:01 GMT -5
this chick could leave a breadcrumb trail to her snatch and you would just eat them and get lost.  |
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Post by southside on Jan 6, 2015 14:39:10 GMT -5
She was being obstinate about her picture being taken, like most women are. Then I was like, "Well I'm gonna take a selfie. You can get in it if you want." She obviously wanted to do that. We took a few pictures. Then she said, "You have to text that to me." So I got her number... again. But then once I sent it she told me that I have to send her love texts now and I was like, "Yeah, sure." And as soon as she walked away I told my buddy that I'll send love texts.... DICK PICS! I'm not gonna do that though. Why do you cock block yoirself? How did I cock block myself? She already texted me back saying we looked good together. She wants me to text her dirty shit per her request. I don't see how I cock blocked myself... well other than being somewhat dismissive of the whole thing. Meh, I don't know. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2015 14:40:32 GMT -5
this chick could leave a breadcrumb trail to her snatch and you would just eat them and get lost. lol No, southside would get there. But just in time to discover that he has celiac disease and drop dead on the spot. |
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Post by Hotman on Jan 6, 2015 14:50:11 GMT -5
this chick could leave a breadcrumb trail to her snatch and you would just eat them and get lost. Or.....  |
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Post by Big L on Jan 6, 2015 14:50:26 GMT -5
Why do you cock block yoirself? How did I cock block myself? She already texted me back saying we looked good together. She wants me to text her dirty shit per her request. I don't see how I cock blocked myself... well other than being somewhat dismissive of the whole thing. Meh, I don't know. LISTEN TO ME, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
If you like women and pussy, then open your eyes. Pussy rarely just falls in your lap. When it does, you have to put your cock in it. As you get older, and maybe get married, maybe even have a kid or two, you're going to regret not banging every possible piece of pussy you could. Bang 'em all. This is what a wise man told me when I was young, and now I'm telling you. Everyone here in the Hampur will tell you the same.
SO, DON'T BE A MORAN.
Unless, of course, you prefer the company of men instead. In that case, nevermind.
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