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Post by jetswin on Jan 6, 2015 14:53:34 GMT -5
this chick could leave a breadcrumb trail to her snatch and you would just eat them and get lost. Or.....  southside - "not again!" |
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 6, 2015 14:53:57 GMT -5
How did I cock block myself? She already texted me back saying we looked good together. She wants me to text her dirty shit per her request. I don't see how I cock blocked myself... well other than being somewhat dismissive of the whole thing. Meh, I don't know. LISTEN TO ME, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
If you like women and pussy, then open your eyes. Pussy rarely just falls in your lap. When it does, you have to put your cock in it. As you get older, and maybe get married, maybe even have a kid or two, you're going to regret not banging every possible piece of pussy you could. Bang 'em all. This is what a wise man told me when I was young, and now I'm telling you. Everyone here in the Hampur will tell you the same.
SO, DON'T BE A MORAN.
Unless, of course, you prefer the company of men instead. In that case, nevermind.
You know what fuck that shit give me the number Ill have a picture in a week |
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 6, 2015 14:56:18 GMT -5
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 6, 2015 14:57:47 GMT -5
The Herp
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Post by rexneffect on Jan 6, 2015 15:04:34 GMT -5
I used to feel like you guys were particularly rough on southside. Then I read this thread. Now I understand you guys are taking it easy on mouthslide.
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Post by southside on Jan 6, 2015 15:11:21 GMT -5
Don't be jelly brah.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 6, 2015 15:11:41 GMT -5
this chick could leave a breadcrumb trail to her snatch and you would just eat them and get lost. Or..... Best reverse gif ever |
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 6, 2015 15:12:22 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Jan 6, 2015 16:08:21 GMT -5
You can lead a man to pussy, but you can't make him eat.
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Post by carlton on Jan 6, 2015 16:12:25 GMT -5
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 6, 2015 17:23:50 GMT -5
This guy gets more action than southslide  |
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Post by Trades on Jan 7, 2015 8:48:49 GMT -5
After some investigation I found Southside's receipt from his sushi dinner... ![]()  |
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Post by Trades on Jan 7, 2015 8:55:31 GMT -5
i don't think orgasm means what you think it means I'm not the one that defined it. My friend did and she's pulled more hot ass than this whole thread combined so I'm gonna go with her determination that it was indeed an orgasm. BTW, so weird but I did actually see the orgasmic girl yesterday when I was eating brunch. Haven't seen her in a while, especially since I've been on sabbatical. Ironic. Picture of orgasmic lesbian at brunch.  |
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Post by southside on Jan 16, 2015 1:54:09 GMT -5
Went climbing and got sushi. Of course we had our small talk. Everyone at the table pretty much pulled the hampur routine asking why I'm not fucking this chick already. She was giving me my iced tea and I asked her why she's so sweet to me bc I didn't deserve it. She was like, you totally deserve it. And I was like, you're a good girl. And she said, not always... I can be naughty. Then this girl that was with us jaw dropped and she looked at me and said, I bet that girl is a freak! Lmao, we all had a chuckle but you guys are right...she wants my dingdong.
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Post by Hotman on Jan 16, 2015 2:03:18 GMT -5
Went climbing and got sushi. Of course we had our small talk. Everyone at the table pretty much pulled the hampur routine asking why I'm not fucking this chick already. She was giving me my iced tea and I asked her why she's so sweet to me bc I didn't deserve it. She was like, you totally deserve it. And I was like, you're a good girl. And she said, not always... I can be naughty. Then this girl that was with us jaw dropped and she looked at me and said, I bet that girl is a freak! Lmao, we all had a chuckle but you guys are right...she wants my dingdong. What in the sam hell are you here for brah?! If you don't go bang up this broad, I'm gonna. Take her out on an afternoon date on Sat or somethin nigga damn. This chick thirsty, and she aint got the crazy eye and you obviously don't need to be gettin her drunk neither. Also she ain't moved on so she probably aint the town whooweh. You need to hit up this chick and forget about that uk swine once and for all. |
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