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Post by DDNYjets on Jan 16, 2015 4:00:12 GMT -5
Went climbing and got sushi. Of course we had our small talk. Everyone at the table pretty much pulled the hampur routine asking why I'm not fucking this chick already. She was giving me my iced tea and I asked her why she's so sweet to me bc I didn't deserve it. She was like, you totally deserve it. And I was like, you're a good girl. And she said, not always... I can be naughty. Then this girl that was with us jaw dropped and she looked at me and said, I bet that girl is a freak! Lmao, we all had a chuckle but you guys are right...she wants my dingdong. If you dont fuck her soon she is going to think (know) something is wrong with you. This might end up being the easiest pussy you ever get. Dont fuck it up by thinking too much.
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Post by Big L on Jan 16, 2015 6:22:39 GMT -5
Damn, dumbside may be the first person I've ever had to put on ignore.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 16, 2015 7:45:48 GMT -5
Why won't this thread die already
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 16, 2015 8:05:58 GMT -5
Went climbing and got sushi. Of course we had our small talk. Everyone at the table pretty much pulled the hampur routine asking why I'm not fucking this chick already. She was giving me my iced tea and I asked her why she's so sweet to me bc I didn't deserve it. She was like, you totally deserve it. And I was like, you're a good girl. And she said, not always... I can be naughty. Then this girl that was with us jaw dropped and she looked at me and said, I bet that girl is a freak! Lmao, we all had a chuckle but you guys are right...she wants my dingdong. What in the sam hell are you here for brah?! If you don't go bang up this broad, I'm gonna. Take her out on an afternoon date on Sat or somethin nigga damn. This chick thirsty, and she aint got the crazy eye and you obviously don't need to be gettin her drunk neither. Also she ain't moved on so she probably aint the town whooweh. You need to hit up this chick and forget about that uk swine once and for all. At this point, she probably figures he's gay..... She might be right.
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 16, 2015 8:18:16 GMT -5
What in the sam hell are you here for brah?! If you don't go bang up this broad, I'm gonna. Take her out on an afternoon date on Sat or somethin nigga damn. This chick thirsty, and she aint got the crazy eye and you obviously don't need to be gettin her drunk neither. Also she ain't moved on so she probably aint the town whooweh. You need to hit up this chick and forget about that uk swine once and for all. At this point, she probably figures he's gay..... She might be right. There's no "might" about it.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 16, 2015 8:21:41 GMT -5
Why won't this thread die already Is that a young "Machette" with Bronson? If so, that is far too much tough guy for one gif.
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Post by Jets Things on Jan 16, 2015 8:29:53 GMT -5
Why won't this thread die already Is that a young "Machette" with Bronson? If so, that is far too much tough guy for one gif. Yeah, that's one of the Death Wish movies. Danny Trejo is the actor.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Jan 16, 2015 8:34:39 GMT -5
Is that a young "Machette" with Bronson? If so, that is far too much tough guy for one gif. Yeah, that's one of the Death Wish movies. Danny Trejo is the actor.
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Post by quantum on Jan 16, 2015 9:11:56 GMT -5
Went climbing and got sushi. Of course we had our small talk. Everyone at the table pretty much pulled the hampur routine asking why I'm not fucking this chick already. She was giving me my iced tea and I asked her why she's so sweet to me bc I didn't deserve it. She was like, you totally deserve it. And I was like, you're a good girl. And she said, not always... I can be naughty. Then this girl that was with us jaw dropped and she looked at me and said, I bet that girl is a freak! Lmao, we all had a chuckle but you guys are right...she wants my dingdong. If you dont fuck her soon she is going to think (know) something is wrong with you. This might end up being the easiest pussy you ever get. Dont fuck it up by thinking too much. QFT, big time.
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Post by Big L on Jan 16, 2015 9:14:57 GMT -5
What in the sam hell are you here for brah?! If you don't go bang up this broad, I'm gonna. Take her out on an afternoon date on Sat or somethin nigga damn. This chick thirsty, and she aint got the crazy eye and you obviously don't need to be gettin her drunk neither. Also she ain't moved on so she probably aint the town whooweh. You need to hit up this chick and forget about that uk swine once and for all. At this point, she probably figures he's gay..... She might be right. might?
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Post by Big L on Jan 16, 2015 9:17:10 GMT -5
He who waits, masturbates.
He who waiteth, masturbateth.
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on Jan 16, 2015 11:52:54 GMT -5
I loved you in Bedazzled Southside.
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Post by thebigragu on Jan 16, 2015 16:02:18 GMT -5
Damn, dumbside may be the first person I've ever had to put on ignore. Im convinced this is total fucking bullshit. Give me her fucking number
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Post by Big L on Jan 16, 2015 16:08:02 GMT -5
Damn, dumbside may be the first person I've ever had to put on ignore. Im convinced this is total fucking bullshit. Give me her fucking number The way I see it, there can only be three possible options-
1) Total bullshit, like you said
or
2) Southside is dumbest fuck with a penis (allegedly) on the face of the earth.
or
3) Rainbowside prefers the company of men.
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Post by gangrene on Jan 16, 2015 16:32:49 GMT -5
I'm late to this party but Southie ... the girl rules, you need to at least make an attempt here otherwise we will have you doing door-to-door house search in Dunwoody.
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