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Post by Touchable on Dec 30, 2014 13:36:39 GMT -5
Can't you just bang this broad? We're not talking marriage here. You might not realize this but women today are crazy as fuck. I don't know shit about this girl so I'm not just diving in to a messy situation. If she's fucking nuts then that's another place I'm avoiding. This is why I don't fool around with servers/bartenders as well. Y'all think with your dick too much. If she's nuts then you bang her out once and never talk to her again. Are you scared that some 120 lb chick is going to strong arm you? |
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Post by frostlich on Dec 30, 2014 13:56:54 GMT -5
For the last time:
1) Just because a strip club sells sushi doesn't make it a restaurant.
2) just because said stripper gives you her phone number doesn't mean it's a good idea to hook up.
3) just because said stripper wants you to buy her a drink on the "private club" area doesn't mean she's DTF.
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Post by vin on Dec 30, 2014 14:25:34 GMT -5
For the last time: 1) Just because a strip club sells sushi doesn't make it a restaurant. 2) just because said stripper gives you her phone number doesn't mean it's a good idea to hook up. 3) just because said stripper wants you to buy her a drink on the "private club" area doesn't mean she's DTF.
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 30, 2014 14:38:30 GMT -5
For the last time: 1) Just because a strip club sells sushi doesn't make it a restaurant. 2) just because said stripper gives you her phone number doesn't mean it's a good idea to hook up. 3) just because said stripper wants you to buy her a drink on the "private club" area doesn't mean she's DTF. DTF? Dirty To Fuck? Dumb To Fuck(southside)? Dick Trannies Fuck(southside)?   |
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Post by vin on Dec 30, 2014 14:44:48 GMT -5
no good? So I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought it was. Oh well. |
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Post by Big L on Dec 30, 2014 14:46:25 GMT -5
If the next thread stuside starts isn't "I saw her again, and I fucked her!", then I'm gonna ban his gay ass.
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Post by vin on Dec 30, 2014 14:49:59 GMT -5
If the next thread stuside starts isn't "I saw her again, and I fucked her!", then I'm gonna ban his gay ass. What if it's "I saw her again, and she fucked me!"? |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 30, 2014 14:53:04 GMT -5
no good? So I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought it was. Oh well.  It's 'down to fuck' |
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Post by vin on Dec 30, 2014 14:54:44 GMT -5
no good? So I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought it was. Oh well. It's 'down to fuck' I know that, Fish. I was attempting(and failing most spectacularly) at making a joke by playing around with the acronym. |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 30, 2014 15:00:53 GMT -5
It's 'down to fuck' I know that, Fish. I was attempting(and failing most spectacularly) at making a joke by playing around with the acronym. Sorry I'd been out of the loop as of late and my sarcasm meter is off     |
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 30, 2014 15:01:46 GMT -5
For the last time: 1) Just because a strip club sells sushi doesn't make it a restaurant. 2) just because said stripper gives you her phone number doesn't mean it's a good idea to hook up. 3) just because said stripper wants you to buy her a drink on the "private club" area doesn't mean she's DTF. I'm always Down to Fap |
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Post by Big L on Dec 30, 2014 15:07:04 GMT -5
For the last time: 1) Just because a strip club sells sushi doesn't make it a restaurant. 2) just because said stripper gives you her phone number doesn't mean it's a good idea to hook up. 3) just because said stripper wants you to buy her a drink on the "private club" area doesn't mean she's DTF. I'm always Down to Fap And a belated fappy birthday to you. |
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Post by Big L on Dec 30, 2014 15:07:38 GMT -5
If the next thread stuside starts isn't "I saw her again, and I fucked her!", then I'm gonna ban his gay ass. What if it's "I saw her again, and she fucked me!"? Won't count. He's still bant.
He has 1 week.
GO.
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 30, 2014 15:17:47 GMT -5
Exactly post a picture of said imaginary asian waitress. Or GTFO. I'll lock the thread. Jetworks only request when dealing with your basement fantasies |
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Post by leftturn3 on Dec 30, 2014 15:48:05 GMT -5
I am really trying to wrap my hands around this 1, she is outgoing 2, she is hot 3, Asian, (this alone gets an extra point in the hot scale) 4, she gives you free shit and you have not fucked her 5, she wants to fuck you
Short of walking around singing "Hello Frisco" every waking moment, I am unsure why you are not in bed with here right now.
OMG South, this is very embarrassing, I recommend psychiatric counseling. |
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