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Post by Big L on Dec 30, 2014 16:05:18 GMT -5
I am really trying to wrap my hands around this 1, she is outgoing 2, she is hot 3, Asian, (this alone gets an extra point in the hot scale) 4, she gives you free shit and you have not fucked her 5, she wants to fuck you
Short of walking around singing "Hello Frisco" every waking moment, I am unsure why you are not in bed with here right now.
OMG South, this is very embarrassing, I recommend psychiatric counseling. He's gay. He's just fighting it now.
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Post by Big L on Dec 30, 2014 16:16:11 GMT -5
I told him it's OK. Time to come out of the closet. No one here judges.
Besides, we could use a gay guy around here. Could provide fashion tips, etc. for the Hampur.
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Post by Jetworks on Dec 30, 2014 19:04:03 GMT -5
Exactly post a picture of said imaginary asian waitress. Or GTFO. I'll lock the thread. Jetworks only request when dealing with your basement fantasies
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2014 19:06:39 GMT -5
Does she know you aint drinkin? Why is she insisting on getting you to drink?! Sushi, or rice covered in birdseed? What else did you eat, anything good?
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Post by LoneStarLady on Dec 30, 2014 20:14:00 GMT -5
Exactly post a picture of said imaginary asian waitress. Or GTFO. I'll lock the thread. Jetworks only request when dealing with your basement fantasies They're waiting, Southside! In the meantime, let's post possibilities. Is this your waitress at her restaurant?
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 30, 2014 20:22:27 GMT -5
They're waiting, Southside! In the meantime, let's post possibilities. Is this your waitress at her restaurant? LOL Ill go with
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Post by flushingjet on Dec 30, 2014 20:39:45 GMT -5
I saw her again last night And you know that I shouldn't To string her along's just not right If I couldn't I wouldn't
But what can I do, I'm lonely too And it makes me feel so good to know You'll never leave me I'm in way over my head
Now she thinks that I love her Because that's what I said Though I never think of her But what can I do, I'm lonely too
And it makes me feel so good to know You'll never leave me Every time I see that girl You know I want to lay down and die
But I really need that girl Don't know why I'm livin' a lie It makes me want to cry I saw her again last night
And you know that I shouldn't To string her along's just not right If I couldn't I wouldn't But what can I do, I'm lonely too
And it makes me feel so good to know You'll never leave me
But what can I do, I'm lonely too And it makes me feel so good to know You'll never leave me Every time I see that girl
You know I want to lay down and die But I really need that girl Don't know why I'm livin' a lie It makes me want to cry
I saw her again last night And you know that I shouldn't To string her along's just not right If I couldn't I wouldn't
I'm in way over my head Now she thinks that I love her Because that's what I said Though I never think of her
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Post by southside on Dec 30, 2014 21:23:10 GMT -5
I will take a picture of her. Or I'll have her text me a picture of herself and post it. That seems cooler.
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Post by southside on Dec 30, 2014 21:24:01 GMT -5
I will take a picture of her. Or I'll have her text me a picture of herself and post it. That seems cooler. But if she ends up stalking me I will get revenge on each and every one of you.
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Post by Trades on Dec 31, 2014 8:07:11 GMT -5
Southside?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 31, 2014 11:35:16 GMT -5
Does she know you aint drinkin? Why is she insisting on getting you to drink?! I know!! What a doosh move.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Dec 31, 2014 12:03:50 GMT -5
Can't you just bang this broad? We're not talking marriage here. You might not realize this but women today are crazy as fuck. I don't know shit about this girl so I'm not just diving in to a messy situation. If she's fucking nuts then that's another place I'm avoiding. This is why I don't fool around with servers/bartenders as well. Y'all think with your dick too much. Provable fact. There is even a graph.
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 31, 2014 12:08:14 GMT -5
Does she know you aint drinkin? Why is she insisting on getting you to drink?! I know!! What a doosh move. i.imgur.com/0DzhW.gif
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Dec 31, 2014 12:15:27 GMT -5
Went and got sushi with the crew after climbing. Called up the lady and told her we were coming. Haven't talked to her since she gave me her number so she was like, "I remember you, I'll get the table ready." And sure as shit we got a bunch of free shit again. She made another set of comments about wanting to go out drinking with me. I told her we'll see. Thinking about texting her my number so she can booty call me. I'm really not sure how I want to play this whole thing, if I even want to play it at all. My life isn't that complicated right now when it comes to relationships with people. I cut a lot of people out of my life 75 days ago. It's easy to do with bar flies. But I'm pretty dead set on not dating another, A) drunk, B) waitress, C) crazy person. I've yet to figure out if this chick is certifiable at this point, and really I don't know if she's a drunk... but she is a waitress and I'm through with that shit. Never again. Professional liars they are. Invite her to your place to see your 19th Century Erotic Japanese Woodblock Prints
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Post by southside on Dec 31, 2014 12:22:38 GMT -5
Whoa Nelly....
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