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Post by crossfire on Apr 4, 2017 12:07:56 GMT -5
You shouldnt have to move. They should have been more considerate. But the majority of humanity are inconsiderate fucks it seems these days. Btw, if a bunch of obnoxious aholes sit down next to me during dinner out, I immediately ask to have my table changed. It's not worth being irritated the entire meal and going home all pissed off. [ Said in a loud enough voice for everyone around to hear.]
"Excuse me waiter? The obnoxiously inconsiderate jerks at the table next to us don't seem to have the common decency, class and / or intelligence to be able to control their dog. We'd like to move our table. Right now." Fixed for maximum effect and enjoyment.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 4, 2017 12:14:38 GMT -5
This has been building in me for a while, so allow me to vent. In the interest of disclosure, as if any of you mouth-breathing cretins would know what the word meant, I had dogs when I was a kid, big mutts, whom I adored...but their deaths devastated me. When I moved out, I never had the time to care for one and then when I got married my wife was never a dog-fan, so the subject never came up. When the kids hinted around about a having one, I would knowingly tilt my head towards their mother and the subject got dropped. I think a small part of me wanted nothing to do with becoming attached to a dog again, as it was almost worse than losing a person, if that makes sense. Now. I have several friends who never had kids and dogs have replaced them in their lives. I understand that...but when I visit, I was expected to smile and rejoice as their dogs hit me as soon as I walked in the door as they barked, then sat as at my feet as I tried to eat...all the while "oh he/she never does that" as they yapped..always the subject of any conversation I tried to have. Grown men and women interrupting conversations as they spoke in a sing song voice to the dog or yelled "stop, stop, stop" over and over as the dog ignored all commands. Again "oh he/she NEVER acts like this" the repeated refrain. I simply stopped going to these homes. Dogs are not children and I wont pretend they are. I have two different families on my block who have those white little yapper dogs. They also have multiple kids who can walk these dogs...yet they do not. They simply open the front door and let the dog out. Yup. To Piss and shit on their.. or their adjacent neighbors laws...and chase/bark at anyone who happens to be walking by. Every fucking day. This past weekend, I visit my kid at College and treat him and his girlfriend to lunch. We sit in the back patio area. About 20 minutes into it...a Preppy looking broad I'll name Buffy, strides into the place with a pedigree pug type dog on a leash, gives the place a once over, then leaves. My "asshole" raydar is activated as the kids obliviously chomped away thrilled with their free meal. 3 minutes later, Buffy arrives with Brad and 'lil Cindy...all attired in the finest Vinyard Vines rags...and the fucking dog, who is all over the place straining at the leash and crazed from the smell of food. In the corner is a table away from everyone else, ready to go. But no. Fucking Thunder-cunt demands that they clean off the table next to us...which was covered in extra plates, napkins, condiments etc. It was basically an improvised staging area for the staff. But it was in the center of the area. Important. I'm peeking at this as my kids chatter away and the steam begins to rise. "Asshole Radar" at Defcon 9. I can see where this is going to end up and I'm fucking furious. Buffy, Brad and Cindy chirping loudly to the dog all the while. After all...they are performing. We are to admire this perfect 'lil family scene. Attention must be paid. Fuck everyone else. No sooner does the Buffster family sit down, than the dog is under our table. leash dragging behind...scurrying for scraps as my kids glance down and throw their legs to the side as they feel the dogs fur brushing against them. I instantly flip. "Control your dog!!!" I yell. Yup, I lost it. ![:-/](http://i.imgur.com/0lRkHbG.gif) The place goes silent. My sopne and his girlfriend freeze where they sat and stare at their plates. Buffy yells back "He only got away once!!!! RELAX". Brad goes "Its only a dog, relax, guy". I say "Its...a restaurant". Then silence. Now, as I anticipated...I am the asshole. I'm the one who said something and embarrassed my kid in front of his girlfriend. Fucking great. We proceed to finish our meals with awkward small talk, pay our bill and get up to leave. "HAVE A NICE DAY" announces Brad as we hit the door. I paused, swallowed and kept walking. Now let me have it. Brad must really like you.
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Post by JStokes on Apr 4, 2017 12:41:11 GMT -5
There are plenty of dog owners that give the good ones a bad name. I have a GSD, 90+ lbs, and I always walk him on a leash. A number of times we've encountered smaller dogs that are off leash and acting aggressively. It puts me, a responsible dog owner, in a bad spot, because if my dog defends himself, we're the bad guys. And once my dog WAS bitten by an off leash dog that ran off their property with no one supervising it. Problem with leash laws is that if the cops dont see it, its not enforced. And our local cops would laugh if I called in to report a dog off leash. Although when I reported my dog getting bit like that, they did take care of it. I take my new pup up to the Ramapo Reservation about 10 mins from my house. Great trails, beautiful scenery, couple of gorgeous ponds- place gets absolutely PACKED on weekends. Overflow parking 1/2 mile away packed. There are signs ALL over the park "Dogs Must Be On Leash". Of course there are those assholes who think their dogs are too good for leashes. "Oh don't worry, he's so well behaved". I had a 32 moment a few weeks back, told some asshole to 'get his fucking dog on a leash and to keep it away from my puppy' (who was still a little skittish around certain dogs). One of his cronies also with an unleashed dog said "is there a problem here" and I said "yeah, the fucking signs say ALL DOGS ON A LEASH". They harrumphed and slunk away with their well trained dogs. _
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Post by JStokes on Apr 4, 2017 12:43:05 GMT -5
This has been building in me for a while, so allow me to vent. In the interest of disclosure, as if any of you mouth-breathing cretins would know what the word meant, I had dogs when I was a kid, big mutts, whom I adored...but their deaths devastated me. When I moved out, I never had the time to care for one and then when I got married my wife was never a dog-fan, so the subject never came up. When the kids hinted around about a having one, I would knowingly tilt my head towards their mother and the subject got dropped. I think a small part of me wanted nothing to do with becoming attached to a dog again, as it was almost worse than losing a person, if that makes sense. Now. I have several friends who never had kids and dogs have replaced them in their lives. I understand that...but when I visit, I was expected to smile and rejoice as their dogs hit me as soon as I walked in the door as they barked, then sat as at my feet as I tried to eat...all the while "oh he/she never does that" as they yapped..always the subject of any conversation I tried to have. Grown men and women interrupting conversations as they spoke in a sing song voice to the dog or yelled "stop, stop, stop" over and over as the dog ignored all commands. Again "oh he/she NEVER acts like this" the repeated refrain. I simply stopped going to these homes. Dogs are not children and I wont pretend they are. I have two different families on my block who have those white little yapper dogs. They also have multiple kids who can walk these dogs...yet they do not. They simply open the front door and let the dog out. Yup. To Piss and shit on their.. or their adjacent neighbors laws...and chase/bark at anyone who happens to be walking by. Every fucking day. This past weekend, I visit my kid at College and treat him and his girlfriend to lunch. We sit in the back patio area. About 20 minutes into it...a Preppy looking broad I'll name Buffy, strides into the place with a pedigree pug type dog on a leash, gives the place a once over, then leaves. My "asshole" raydar is activated as the kids obliviously chomped away thrilled with their free meal. 3 minutes later, Buffy arrives with Brad and 'lil Cindy...all attired in the finest Vinyard Vines rags...and the fucking dog, who is all over the place straining at the leash and crazed from the smell of food. In the corner is a table away from everyone else, ready to go. But no. Fucking Thunder-cunt demands that they clean off the table next to us...which was covered in extra plates, napkins, condiments etc. It was basically an improvised staging area for the staff. But it was in the center of the area. Important. I'm peeking at this as my kids chatter away and the steam begins to rise. "Asshole Radar" at Defcon 9. I can see where this is going to end up and I'm fucking furious. Buffy, Brad and Cindy chirping loudly to the dog all the while. After all...they are performing. We are to admire this perfect 'lil family scene. Attention must be paid. Fuck everyone else. No sooner does the Buffster family sit down, than the dog is under our table. leash dragging behind...scurrying for scraps as my kids glance down and throw their legs to the side as they feel the dogs fur brushing against them. I instantly flip. "Control your dog!!!" I yell. Yup, I lost it. ![:-/](http://i.imgur.com/0lRkHbG.gif) The place goes silent. My sopne and his girlfriend freeze where they sat and stare at their plates. Buffy yells back "He only got away once!!!! RELAX". Brad goes "Its only a dog, relax, guy". I say "Its...a restaurant". Then silence. Now, as I anticipated...I am the asshole. I'm the one who said something and embarrassed my kid in front of his girlfriend. Fucking great. We proceed to finish our meals with awkward small talk, pay our bill and get up to leave. "HAVE A NICE DAY" announces Brad as we hit the door. I paused, swallowed and kept walking. Now let me have it. Brad must really like you. No I think he really liked Brad. _
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 4, 2017 12:59:23 GMT -5
You shouldnt have to move. They should have been more considerate. But the majority of humanity are inconsiderate fucks it seems these days. Btw, if a bunch of obnoxious aholes sit down next to me during dinner out, I immediately ask to have my table changed. It's not worth being irritated the entire meal and going home all pissed off. "Excuse me waiter? We'd like to move our table. Right now." _ What if they are coloreds?
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Post by 32Green on Apr 4, 2017 13:35:06 GMT -5
Dont want to start a war with neighbors, etc. Got a couple of years left before I bug out of NY, I can endure this until then. White trash in any any neighborhood you can name, I dont care what the rep. or taxes. You are nothing if not predictable. No one *wants* to start a war, but leaving dog shit on your property is the first shot. If they were decent humans, they'd pick it up like the law says they must. If they exception to you asking for respect, kick them in the balls, literally and/or figuratively. They dont shit on my property...they shit on their owners property across the street, and the homes on either sides grass. Like with everything else these days, the "victims" dont want confrontation and wont confront what is basically a rude act of arrogance. If it was my house, this would have ended years ago. Not many things get me riled up like this, but like David Byrne sang in Psycho Killer (appropriately named, lol) "I hate people when they're not polite". A demonstration of lack or respect and consideration for others galls me and I wont let it go. Character flaw, yes in this instance because I snapped. But if I changed tables and left these smug arseholes still thinking the world revolved around them....that would have bothered the shit out of me. My son told me..."Yeah...it was awkward...but you were right", which meant alot to me (even iffin he was lying, lol) He also knows I dont run around yelling at people. (really, I'm very gracious and polite ![:P](http://i.imgur.com/pCJYP1O.gif) especially to people who dont expect to be treated that way.) I love how many guys I p*ssed off about this issue though, shows its a real problem.
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Post by Big L on Apr 4, 2017 13:39:57 GMT -5
No one *wants* to start a war, but leaving dog shit on your property is the first shot. If they were decent humans, they'd pick it up like the law says they must. If they exception to you asking for respect, kick them in the balls, literally and/or figuratively. They dont shit on my property...they shit on their owners property across the street, and the homes on either sides grass. Like with everything else these days, the "victims" dont want confrontation and wont confront what is basically a rude act of arrogance. If it was my house, this would have ended years ago. Not many things get me riled up like this, but like David Byrne sang in Psycho Killer (appropriately named, lol) "I hate people when they're not polite". A demonstration of lack or respect and consideration for others galls me and I wont let it go. Character flaw, yes in this instance because I snapped. But if I changed tables and left these smug arseholes still thinking the world revolved around them....that would have bothered the shit out of me. My son told me..."Yeah...it was awkward...but you were right", which meant alot to me (even iffin he was lying, lol) He also knows I dont run around yelling at people. (really, I'm very gracious and polite ![:P](http://i.imgur.com/pCJYP1O.gif) especially to people who dont expect to be treated that way.) I love how many guys I p*ssed off about this issue though, shows its a real problem. This I ask you - what would the wife have done in this situation?
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Post by 32Green on Apr 4, 2017 13:56:06 GMT -5
They dont shit on my property...they shit on their owners property across the street, and the homes on either sides grass. Like with everything else these days, the "victims" dont want confrontation and wont confront what is basically a rude act of arrogance. If it was my house, this would have ended years ago. Not many things get me riled up like this, but like David Byrne sang in Psycho Killer (appropriately named, lol) "I hate people when they're not polite". A demonstration of lack or respect and consideration for others galls me and I wont let it go. Character flaw, yes in this instance because I snapped. But if I changed tables and left these smug arseholes still thinking the world revolved around them....that would have bothered the shit out of me. My son told me..."Yeah...it was awkward...but you were right", which meant alot to me (even iffin he was lying, lol) He also knows I dont run around yelling at people. (really, I'm very gracious and polite ![:P](http://i.imgur.com/pCJYP1O.gif) especially to people who dont expect to be treated that way.) I love how many guys I p*ssed off about this issue though, shows its a real problem. This I ask you - what would the wife have done in this situation? She would have endured the intrusion and been furious at me for embarrassing her. She's very meek in these type situations.
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 4, 2017 14:03:17 GMT -5
No one *wants* to start a war, but leaving dog shit on your property is the first shot. If they were decent humans, they'd pick it up like the law says they must. If they exception to you asking for respect, kick them in the balls, literally and/or figuratively. I love how many guys I p*ssed off about this issue though, shows its a real problem. The dog on the patio of the restaurant problem? Oh its real. And you KNOW whose fault it is? The Liberals.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 14:09:16 GMT -5
Btw, if a bunch of obnoxious aholes sit down next to me during dinner out, I immediately ask to have my table changed. It's not worth being irritated the entire meal and going home all pissed off. "Excuse me waiter? We'd like to move our table. Right now." _ What if they are coloreds? Offer a refreshing tankard of malt liquor as an ice breaker/show of friendship.
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Post by crossfire on Apr 4, 2017 14:36:18 GMT -5
I would have knocked Brads teeth out, fucked Buffy and cum all over the dog. 32 was so flustered that he knocked Buffy's teeth out, fucked the dog and came all over Brad. Not uncommon
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Post by flushingjet on Apr 4, 2017 14:49:44 GMT -5
The ASPCA could use a few good men
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Post by 32Green on Apr 4, 2017 16:18:50 GMT -5
I would have knocked Brads teeth out, fucked Buffy and cum all over the dog. 32 was so flustered that he knocked Buffy's teeth out, fucked the dog and came all over Brad. Not uncommon
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 4, 2017 16:20:03 GMT -5
Damn people bringing their pets into restaurants! Smells like a horse shit in here!!!!! ![](https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/get_inspired_with_all_this_awesomeness_640_39.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 16:46:52 GMT -5
I would have knocked Brads teeth out, fucked Buffy and cum all over the dog. 32 was so flustered that he knocked Buffy's teeth out, fucked the dog and came all over Brad. Not uncommon Lol, I thought of taking that route but I think Brad may have enjoyed it.
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