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Post by flushingjet on Apr 6, 2017 14:03:31 GMT -5
I love this but why is Stokes staring?
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Post by 32Green on Apr 6, 2017 14:10:10 GMT -5
Just doing a few simple things will improve your game tremendously. Keep your head down and your arm straight when swinging. Go to a range and hit a few buckets. I started out shooting in the 130-140 range and then I started practicing. Every time I hit I would just tell myself keep your head down and your left arm straight. I got into the low 100s pretty quick. Probably the best piece of advice out of all of it. If you need to remember just one thing, this is it. I know. I bought some of those little flat round rubber things you throw on the grass. Then, you swing at them with golf clubs. They only take off and fly if you hit down enough with your irons. If you pull up your head you miss them. If it would FUCKIN STOP RAINING for three weeks I would try them. This sounds like the worst gift ever. _ "Merry Christmas! It's a new hip!" "Uh, thanks?" And this is the first we're hearing of this? WTF, green? No. The lessons were the gift. I thought I mentioned this. 4 years ago I started limping around like a bastard. Thought I pulled a groin. After ski season, which I barely got through, Dr. tells me you have arthritis which has eaten all of your joint cartilage. I say oh shit omg. He replaces my hip in May, I'm horrifying the gape-jawed golf pro in June... and skiing again by December. Didnt miss a day skiing. The bad, I cant run anymore because the impact would fuck up the other hip which also has arthritis in it. The good, my knees never felt better after I stopped running (never realized how much they were impacted)... and I have a good Ortho-surgeon if anyone needs one.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 6, 2017 14:11:12 GMT -5
I love this but why is Stokes staring? He's head level with Carol Burnettes cooch. Common
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 6, 2017 14:31:05 GMT -5
Probably the best piece of advice out of all of it. If you need to remember just one thing, this is it. I know. I bought some of those little flat round rubber things you throw on the grass. Then, you swing at them with golf clubs. They only take off and fly if you hit down enough with your irons. If you pull up your head you miss them. If it would FUCKIN STOP RAINING for three weeks I would try them. Psssst.........green.........those flat rubber things don't look like this, do they? ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000704927425/9d79ce1a187e64c0060ef73c68698429.png)
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Post by 32Green on Apr 6, 2017 15:10:23 GMT -5
I know. I bought some of those little flat round rubber things you throw on the grass. Then, you swing at them with golf clubs. They only take off and fly if you hit down enough with your irons. If you pull up your head you miss them. If it would FUCKIN STOP RAINING for three weeks I would try them. Psssst.........green.........those flat rubber things don't look like this, do they? ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000704927425/9d79ce1a187e64c0060ef73c68698429.png) Pretty funny...with Don Rickles dying and all....
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 6, 2017 15:14:33 GMT -5
Psssst.........green.........those flat rubber things don't look like this, do they? ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000704927425/9d79ce1a187e64c0060ef73c68698429.png) Pretty funny...with Don Rickles dying and all.... ![](https://ejuiceconnoisseur.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/winnerwinnerchickendinner.jpg)
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Post by Hotman on Apr 6, 2017 15:32:33 GMT -5
we used to round up golf balls near the driving range and take them over to the parking lot at the school and play homerun derby (hit the golf ball with bats) at the school buses parked there. Funner than shit
I just saw ppl do that tho, I never did it myself
I don't know who they were, couldn't describe them if I tried, sorry.
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Post by JStokes on Apr 6, 2017 15:38:17 GMT -5
I love this but why is Stokes staring? Ouich. _
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Post by crossfire on Apr 6, 2017 15:54:46 GMT -5
I love this but why is Stokes staring? I don't know but when you look at the picture, he never blinks once.
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Post by flushingjet on Apr 6, 2017 18:34:58 GMT -5
I love this but why is Stokes staring? I don't know but when you look at the picture, he never blinks once. The title reads Dorf on Golf Staring Stokes
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Post by shakin on Apr 6, 2017 18:36:17 GMT -5
i have one rule in golf
if i have a chance to possibly break 90 for the first time ever at the turn, i don't drink on the back nine
if i don't, i do
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Post by flushingjet on Apr 6, 2017 18:39:07 GMT -5
i have one rule in golf if i have a chance to possibly break 90 for the first time ever at the turn, i don't drink on the back nine if i don't, i do Golf golf, or Putt-Putt?
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Post by crossfire on Apr 6, 2017 18:42:53 GMT -5
I don't know but when you look at the picture, he never blinks once. The title reads Dorf on Golf Staring Stokes I know... look at the picture... he never blinks.
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Post by JStokes on Apr 6, 2017 19:20:49 GMT -5
I am 57, 5'-3 7/8", 158 pounds and I will outdrive every single one of you shit bags. And laugh at you.
Peace out mother fuckers.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Apr 6, 2017 19:50:44 GMT -5
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