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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2017 8:37:29 GMT -5
ORLANDO, FL (WESH) A Florida man and his wife were burned Sunday when the woman lit a cigarette, sparking an explosion of a propane barbecue grill being transported in her SUV. The wife lit a cigarette as they left a barbecue at the Central Florida Fairgrounds. The grill exploded moments later, police said. Police said the grill was turned on and the propane tank was open in the back of the red Kia Sorento as the couple left the barbecue.
The blast caused the driver to crash into a pole. The vehicle sustained extensive damage. The couple was rushed to Orlando Regional Medical Center, with injuries described as not life-threatening, police said. nbc4i.com/2017/08/14/gas-grill-in-suv-explodes-when-passenger-lights-cigarette/ |
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Post by Big L on Aug 15, 2017 9:14:49 GMT -5
:ROTFL:
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 15, 2017 9:15:33 GMT -5
I wonder if her hairbag deployed?
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Post by tbp on Aug 15, 2017 9:27:09 GMT -5
Probably more well done than their burgers at the fair. Jeebus, it would be hard to make this shit up. This sounds ;ile a script outtake from Talladega Nights.
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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2017 10:24:14 GMT -5
I can only imagine what the driver was thinking: "oh noes I forgot to turn off the grill and my wife lit a cigarette and now the car exploded and my hair is on fire what else can go wrong OH NO A FUCKEN POLE" thplatt.
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Post by Big L on Aug 15, 2017 10:27:57 GMT -5
Any reports of chickens or peaches nearby?
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Post by JStokes on Aug 15, 2017 10:31:53 GMT -5
Maybe they were letting their meat rest.
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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2017 10:42:03 GMT -5
Any reports of chickens or peaches nearby? No...but they were being pursued by a swarm of angry wasps with their wings on fire, so Timmmy is still a strong possibility. We should also check the car for empty boxed wine where the wife was sitting. |
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 15, 2017 11:08:58 GMT -5
Any reports of chickens or peaches nearby? No...but they were being pursued by a swarm of angry wasps with their wings on fire, so Timmmy is still a strong possibility. We should also check the car for empty boxed wine where the wife was sitting. How far from the box of wine was she sitting? |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2017 11:15:35 GMT -5
No...but they were being pursued by a swarm of angry wasps with their wings on fire, so Timmmy is still a strong possibility. We should also check the car for empty boxed wine where the wife was sitting. How far from the box of wine was she sitting? Well....after they hit the pole it lodged in her kipper-flaps. So..0".  |
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Post by Big L on Aug 15, 2017 11:31:12 GMT -5
Any reports of chickens or peaches nearby? No...but they were being pursued by a swarm of angry wasps with their wings on fire, so Timmmy is still a strong possibility. We should also check the car for empty boxed wine where the wife was sitting. was she butt chugging when the car 'sploded? |
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Post by 2foolish on Aug 15, 2017 11:51:54 GMT -5
prolly in a hurry to get their GED... next they head over to stand in line at the Payday Loan Outlet....then a quick stop at the local meth lab... followed by some shopping at the Dollar store...
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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2017 12:02:33 GMT -5
No...but they were being pursued by a swarm of angry wasps with their wings on fire, so Timmmy is still a strong possibility. We should also check the car for empty boxed wine where the wife was sitting. was she butt chugging when the car 'sploded? Vermontians in Fla.....what do you think? |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2017 12:06:01 GMT -5
prolly in a hurry to get to their GED... next they head over to stand in line at the Payday Loan Outlet....then a quick stop at the local meth lab... followed by some shopping at the Dollar store... Who has time to turn off the grill with all this going on. Not those two, boy howdy. |
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Post by 32Green on Aug 15, 2017 12:07:15 GMT -5
Is this a euphamism for thunder-cunt? |
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