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Post by 32Green on Sept 28, 2017 6:21:03 GMT -5
The best part is the mug shot, which screams "I just texted a cop by accident to set up a drug deal". WEST MELBOURNE, Fla. – Police in West Melbourne arrested a man after he texted an on-duty police officer by mistake, allegedly to set up a drug deal. Veteran police officer Harvey Whitney said he received a text from an unknown number asking him if he wanted to buy “bud,” or marijuana. “‘Is this a joke?’ was my first actual thought,” said Officer Whitney. He says he later learned it was real text from a man later identified as 20-year-old Hasan Burke. Palm Bay Police took Burke into custody when he showed up at a designated meeting spot, as he was walking a dog on Cutlass Street in Palm Bay. Police say they found 16 grams of marijuana in Burke’s pocket. Officer Whitney says he told the suspect he texted the wrong number. “You could see by his own body language and his expression that he was like ‘Wow, I just did this!'” said Whitney. Burke is charged him with drug possession with intent to sell, a felony in Florida. Wait for it. Waiiiiiiiiiit for it. Are you ready?  nypost.com/2017/09/27/dumb-dealer-texts-officer-by-mistake-to-sell-drugs-cops/ |
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Post by Big L on Sept 28, 2017 7:56:15 GMT -5
Mods please merge with Florida Man thread.
Common
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Post by bxjetfan on Sept 28, 2017 19:01:30 GMT -5
Was waiting for the letdown but that mugshot delivered!
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Post by 32Green on Sept 28, 2017 21:53:59 GMT -5
Was waiting for the letdown but that mugshot delivered! I know the hampurite population. I've been doing this for a while, though the two views and responses all fuckin day might indicate otherwise. At least I'm in the arena? lol oh no |
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Post by shakin on Sept 28, 2017 23:35:21 GMT -5
bing should attach that as his picture when he requests hampur media credentials from the nyj
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Post by Hotman on Sept 29, 2017 0:26:22 GMT -5
Was waiting for the letdown but that mugshot delivered! Sure fuckin did... At first I was pissed But then I laughed my arse off. LOL Well done... 32Green _ |
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Post by Hotman on Sept 29, 2017 0:27:36 GMT -5
Was waiting for the letdown but that mugshot delivered! I know the hampurite population. I've been doing this for a while, though the two views and responses all fuckin day might indicate otherwise. At least I'm in the arena? lol oh no I was sleeping. I am very much appreciating it now. LOL You dick. _ |
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Post by 32Green on Sept 29, 2017 13:46:38 GMT -5
bing should attach that as his picture when he requests hampur media credentials from the nyj lolz I know the hampurite population. I've been doing this for a while, though the two views and responses all fuckin day might indicate otherwise. At least I'm in the arena? lol oh no I was sleeping. I am very much appreciating it now. LOL You dick. _ I have to admit, I have no idea who the fuck this is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.  |
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Post by shakin on Sept 29, 2017 14:56:42 GMT -5
bing should attach that as his picture when he requests hampur media credentials from the nyj lolz I was sleeping. I am very much appreciating it now. LOL You dick. _ I have to admit, I have no idea who the fuck this is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. seriously? it's the other half of your long-running cop/perp relationship dating back to ji |
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Post by 32Green on Sept 29, 2017 14:59:34 GMT -5
lolz I have to admit, I have no idea who the fuck this is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. seriously? it's the other half of your long-running cop/perp relationship dating back to ji I have to admit, I have no idea who the fuck this is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. |
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Post by shakin on Sept 29, 2017 15:01:08 GMT -5
seriously? it's the other half of your long-running cop/perp relationship dating back to ji I have to admit, I have no idea who the fuck this is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. you and everybody else pal #WINNING |
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Post by 32Green on Sept 29, 2017 15:04:58 GMT -5
I have to admit, I have no idea who the fuck this is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. you and everybody else pal #WINNING I think its time to rile up Stokes with one of your recurring 'trying to get fired but got promoted" shaggy-dog tales. He's figured you out, boy howdy, and he hates that. |
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Post by shakin on Sept 29, 2017 15:16:54 GMT -5
you and everybody else pal #WINNING I think its time to rile up Stokes with one of your recurring 'trying to get fired but got promoted" shaggy-dog tales. He's figured you out, boy howdy, and he hates that. all my tales are legit, and the hits just keep on coming on tuesday i had to put in some late hours, and a huge dump decided it was time to jump out the bay doors the cleaning ladies were in the serf's john, so i ambled over to the c-suite which was open for cleaning but empty of any suits i snuck in and did my business in the exec terlet, but alas the girth and span of my log, coupled with the copious amounts of bumwipe paper i had to use, made flushing an impossibility (lord knows i tried enough times) i peeked out, saw the coast was clear, and ambled/whistled back to my office i overheard the exec secretary talking about it the next morning, i larfed and larfed and larfed |
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Post by 32Green on Sept 29, 2017 15:22:10 GMT -5
I think its time to rile up Stokes with one of your recurring 'trying to get fired but got promoted" shaggy-dog tales. He's figured you out, boy howdy, and he hates that. all my tales are legit, and the hits just keep on coming on tuesday i had to put in some late hours, and a huge dump decided it was time to jump out the bay doors the cleaning ladies were in the serf's john, so i ambled over to the c-suite which was open for cleaning but empty of any suits i snuck in and did my business in the exec terlet, but alas the girth and span of my log, coupled with the copious amounts of bumwipe paper i had to use, made flushing an impossibility (lord knows i tried enough times) i peeked out, saw the coast was clear, and ambled/whistled back to my office i overheard the exec secretary talking about it the next morning, i larfed and larfed and larfed Oh man, another shitting at work story, Stokes is gonna stroke out. Strokesy. |
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Post by DDNYjets on Sept 29, 2017 16:04:41 GMT -5
If you're a drug dealer in Florida and you aint selling meth you aint doing it right. Maybe the cawp woulda been a real customer.
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