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Post by Ff2 on Feb 10, 2019 19:29:26 GMT -5
Mods please move to Florida Man thread. As if you know how. Wtf |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Feb 10, 2019 19:45:08 GMT -5
Mods please move to Florida Man thread. As if you know how. Wtf We know how.  |
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Post by Hotman on Feb 10, 2019 22:54:27 GMT -5
Mods please move to Florida Man thread. As if you know how. Done |
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Post by tkasper01 on Apr 5, 2019 17:56:46 GMT -5
Floridaman strikes again nypost.com/2019/04/05/florida-man-gets-out-of-jail-immediately-steals-car-from-prison-parking-lot-cops/Well, that was quick! A man leaving jail in Florida this week was arrested minutes later — accused of stealing from a car in the prison parking lot, police records show. Michael Casey Lewis, 34, had just been bonded out of St. Lucie County Jail in Fort Pierce, Fla., when officers spotted him “acting suspicious” in the parking lot, according to his arrest affidavit. He claimed to be waiting for his girlfriend — but security footage allegedly showed him checking for unlocked cars and finally getting into one. Arresting officer Neil Lettman reported that Lewis finally handed him “a brown paper bag” with things stolen from the car — including an iPhone 7, a debit card, four packs of cigarettes and $547 cash. “I placed Lewis in handcuffs and escorted him to our booking intake area,” the officer from St. Lucie County Sheriff’s stated in his affidavit. He was arrested and booked back into the same jail he never properly left on burglary, grand theft, and possession of stolen property charges. Lewis was later freed on $11,250 bond — this time managing to actually leave. |
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Post by Big L on Apr 6, 2019 19:51:56 GMT -5
Who the fuck leaves their phone and $547 in cash in their car?
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Post by 32Green on Apr 6, 2019 20:11:43 GMT -5
Who the fuck leaves their phone and $547 in cash in their car? In an unlocked car...with a fargin debit card and 4 packs of cigs......that d*ck shoulda got handcuffed to Florida man. Surprised there were no guns. This must have been Shakings and Ragu's jail where the inmates and the Guards compete to see who actually walks out of there every night. |
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Post by Hotman on Apr 6, 2019 21:25:23 GMT -5
Yeah something ain't adding up
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 14, 2019 8:11:37 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Apr 14, 2019 11:25:37 GMT -5
Wtf.....how did the bird know it was in Florida?  |
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Post by quantum on Apr 16, 2019 8:03:53 GMT -5
FL seems to be having a serious alligator problem. Horny and hungry is no way to go thru life.
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 17, 2019 10:59:57 GMT -5
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Post by 2milehighJet on Apr 17, 2019 11:06:14 GMT -5
Yup, she's from Florida
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 17, 2019 12:12:05 GMT -5
Aaaaaaaand she's dead. RIP shitbag. |
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Post by shakin on Apr 17, 2019 12:18:25 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Apr 17, 2019 13:16:51 GMT -5
"approached the victim and pulled out a water gun that contained his own urine,” Would have been a great twist if it was someone else's urine. This would not be one of my moves, but I totally understand how one can be pushed to this point. Fuck'n asshole pet owners are some of the biggest one-way assholes out there. I predict this guy's next move is shooting turds with a potato gun. Someone elses turds. Had a dooshbag last week throw a bag of sh*t in my garbage can after the garbage had been picked up and it basically opened up all over the bottom of the can. The fuckin smell was awful. Had to park the can in the corner of my yard until I can get the stomach to hose it out. Had I seen who did it, would have def made sure they got the shit right back on their porch. Fucking dooshbaggles. |
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