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Post by Trades on Apr 22, 2019 11:41:47 GMT -5
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Post by porgyman on May 7, 2019 16:07:55 GMT -5
Florida Woman has a gator in her pants.... www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230091664.htmlWhen a Florida deputy asked a woman if she had anything else on her during a routine traffic stop, he wasn’t expecting what she did next. She “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck,” the Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputy said in an incident report. The bizarre encounter took place at about 3:30 a.m. Monday in Punta Gorda. Deputies were stationed on Tamiami Trail conducting traffic enforcement when they spotted a blue pickup truck that didn’t stop at a stop sign, according to the incident report. The deputy asked for the driver’s license, registration and insurance card. The driver, Michael Clemons, 22, told deputies he and his passenger, Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, were trying to collect frogs and snakes from under the overpass. The deputy then asked permission to search the bags in the truck to make sure “they did not collect any wildlife they were not supposed to have,” the deputy wrote in the report. Clemons consented and all of his bags had clothes and other personal items, the deputy said. Machan-Le Quire then gave permission to search her backpack, which was on the floorboard near her, according to the report. “Ariel opened the backpack that was on the passenger’s floorboard that revealed 41 small turtles,” the deputy wrote in the report. Then she pulled the alligator from her pants. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission was then called to investigate. It was not immediately clear if either Clemons or Machan-Le Quire were charged. Read more here: www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230091664.html#storylink=cpy |
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Post by bxjetfan on May 8, 2019 10:10:36 GMT -5
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Post by Trades on May 8, 2019 13:54:38 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on May 8, 2019 19:26:47 GMT -5
This Florida man rocks!!!  |
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Post by quantum on May 9, 2019 10:06:29 GMT -5
Florida Woman has a gator in her pants.... www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230091664.htmlWhen a Florida deputy asked a woman if she had anything else on her during a routine traffic stop, he wasn’t expecting what she did next. She “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck,” the Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputy said in an incident report. The bizarre encounter took place at about 3:30 a.m. Monday in Punta Gorda. Deputies were stationed on Tamiami Trail conducting traffic enforcement when they spotted a blue pickup truck that didn’t stop at a stop sign, according to the incident report. The deputy asked for the driver’s license, registration and insurance card. The driver, Michael Clemons, 22, told deputies he and his passenger, Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, were trying to collect frogs and snakes from under the overpass. The deputy then asked permission to search the bags in the truck to make sure “they did not collect any wildlife they were not supposed to have,” the deputy wrote in the report. Clemons consented and all of his bags had clothes and other personal items, the deputy said. Machan-Le Quire then gave permission to search her backpack, which was on the floorboard near her, according to the report. “Ariel opened the backpack that was on the passenger’s floorboard that revealed 41 small turtles,” the deputy wrote in the report. Then she pulled the alligator from her pants. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission was then called to investigate. It was not immediately clear if either Clemons or Machan-Le Quire were charged. Read more here: www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230091664.html#storylink=cpysounds like a euphemism: she's got a gator in her pants! |
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Post by quantum on May 9, 2019 10:08:15 GMT -5
from a story on this: "I personally don't do this, but I"m sticking up for anyone who does!" what a hero! |
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Post by porgyman on May 10, 2019 9:33:31 GMT -5
from a story on this: "I personally don't do this, but I"m sticking up for anyone who does!" what a hero! Yeah right! This guy looks like a pickle licker. |
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Post by crossfire on May 11, 2019 10:25:04 GMT -5
I’m thinking I probably wouldn’t put a gator in my pants.
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Post by bxjetfan on Jun 1, 2019 8:38:57 GMT -5
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Post by porgyman on Jun 1, 2019 8:50:17 GMT -5
Damn, he couldn’t just strangle her like a normal homicide during a sex act? Fucking Florida. |
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Post by Big L on Jun 1, 2019 8:57:35 GMT -5
I’m old fashioned.
What sex act involves a hand gun?
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Post by 32Green on Jun 1, 2019 9:45:24 GMT -5
What sex act involves a hand gun? Turn around and you'll find out, cowboy. |
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jun 2, 2019 7:31:59 GMT -5
I’m old fashioned. What sex act involves a hand gun? You never watched the sopranos? That sicko Richie Aprile used to bang big fat gross Janis with a gun to her head. 🤮 |
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Post by quantum on Jun 4, 2019 13:41:02 GMT -5
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