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Post by 32Green on Oct 24, 2019 7:01:29 GMT -5
This guy wants the crown. Bad.  A man has been arrested for having sex with a stuffed 'Olaf' snowman toy in front of horrified shoppers at a Target store in Florida. Cody Meader was detained on Tuesday afternoon after repulsed eyewitnesses claim they saw him 'dry-humping' the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in St Petersburg. Meader then entered the toy department and reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy, a police report says. Eyewitnesses told police they saw the man lay the stuffed Olaf toy 'on the floor' at around 2pm at the shop in Pinellas Park. Authorities say he ejaculated on the toy before replacing it on the shelf and seeking out 'a large unicorn stuffed animal' which he also ejaculated on. The defiled toys were later removed from the store and destroyed. Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy. He was charged with criminal mischief, according to an affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun. The 20-year-old has previously been arrested for a similar offense when he was caught picking up a stuffed animal from the shelves of a Walmart store in Brooksville and masturbating with it, the Daily Star reported. He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief in 2015.  |
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Post by Big L on Oct 24, 2019 8:28:46 GMT -5
“ Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy.”
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Post by 32Green on Oct 24, 2019 9:17:22 GMT -5
“ Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy.” Imagine if you're the rookie employee at Target and you hear the manager paging you on the intercom when the "defiled toys" had to be removed. Where do you draw the line, pride-wise. This might be it. lolgfyseeya |
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Post by Big L on Oct 24, 2019 9:52:15 GMT -5
“ Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy.” Imagine if you're the rookie employee at Target and you hear the manager paging you on the intercom when the "defiled toys" had to be removed. Where do you draw the line, pride-wise. This might be it. lolgfyseeya “Porter to aisle 7 for cleanup”  |
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Post by porgyman on Oct 24, 2019 11:11:23 GMT -5
Imagine if you're the rookie employee at Target and you hear the manager paging you on the intercom when the "defiled toys" had to be removed. Where do you draw the line, pride-wise. This might be it. lolgfyseeya “Porter to aisle 7 for cleanup” The spillage is real.... I always laughed at the guys working in movie theatres, forced to mop the sticky floors. It’s not all soda spills! |
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Post by Big L on Oct 24, 2019 11:42:58 GMT -5
“Porter to aisle 7 for cleanup” The spillage is real.... I always laughed at the guys working in movie theatres, forced to mop the sticky floors. It’s not all soda spills! Jizz mopper |
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Post by quantum on Oct 24, 2019 13:47:31 GMT -5
This guy wants the crown. Bad. A man has been arrested for having sex with a stuffed 'Olaf' snowman toy in front of horrified shoppers at a Target store in Florida. Cody Meader was detained on Tuesday afternoon after repulsed eyewitnesses claim they saw him 'dry-humping' the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in St Petersburg. Meader then entered the toy department and reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy, a police report says. Eyewitnesses told police they saw the man lay the stuffed Olaf toy 'on the floor' at around 2pm at the shop in Pinellas Park. Authorities say he ejaculated on the toy before replacing it on the shelf and seeking out 'a large unicorn stuffed animal' which he also ejaculated on. The defiled toys were later removed from the store and destroyed. Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy. He was charged with criminal mischief, according to an affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun. The 20-year-old has previously been arrested for a similar offense when he was caught picking up a stuffed animal from the shelves of a Walmart store in Brooksville and masturbating with it, the Daily Star reported. He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief in 2015. When asked, Olaf said he didn't feel "stuffed"; that it was more "pencil-like" or "icicle-like". He had no comment about the nutting. |
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Post by jetswin on Oct 25, 2019 13:35:21 GMT -5
This guy wants the crown. Bad. A man has been arrested for having sex with a stuffed 'Olaf' snowman toy in front of horrified shoppers at a Target store in Florida. Cody Meader was detained on Tuesday afternoon after repulsed eyewitnesses claim they saw him 'dry-humping' the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in St Petersburg. Meader then entered the toy department and reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy, a police report says. Eyewitnesses told police they saw the man lay the stuffed Olaf toy 'on the floor' at around 2pm at the shop in Pinellas Park. Authorities say he ejaculated on the toy before replacing it on the shelf and seeking out 'a large unicorn stuffed animal' which he also ejaculated on. The defiled toys were later removed from the store and destroyed. Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy. He was charged with criminal mischief, according to an affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun. The 20-year-old has previously been arrested for a similar offense when he was caught picking up a stuffed animal from the shelves of a Walmart store in Brooksville and masturbating with it, the Daily Star reported. He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief in 2015. which letter of the alphabet do we add to the list to cover this? |
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Post by Hotman on Oct 28, 2019 21:36:01 GMT -5
This guy wants the crown. Bad. A man has been arrested for having sex with a stuffed 'Olaf' snowman toy in front of horrified shoppers at a Target store in Florida. Cody Meader was detained on Tuesday afternoon after repulsed eyewitnesses claim they saw him 'dry-humping' the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in St Petersburg. Meader then entered the toy department and reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy, a police report says. Eyewitnesses told police they saw the man lay the stuffed Olaf toy 'on the floor' at around 2pm at the shop in Pinellas Park. Authorities say he ejaculated on the toy before replacing it on the shelf and seeking out 'a large unicorn stuffed animal' which he also ejaculated on. The defiled toys were later removed from the store and destroyed. Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy. He was charged with criminal mischief, according to an affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun. The 20-year-old has previously been arrested for a similar offense when he was caught picking up a stuffed animal from the shelves of a Walmart store in Brooksville and masturbating with it, the Daily Star reported. He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief in 2015. which letter of the alphabet do we add to the list to cover this? That's racialist |
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Post by Big L on Nov 5, 2019 8:33:51 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Nov 5, 2019 9:47:34 GMT -5
The bigger story is those fucking Alexa devices are virtually spying on you. Dont believe that shit about how they only filter trigger words. All of a sudden when they needed it, they had the entire audio from this home? Please. |
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Post by 32Green on Nov 5, 2019 9:48:35 GMT -5
Oh and RIP splinter-tits.
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Post by Big L on Nov 5, 2019 9:58:26 GMT -5
The bigger story is those fucking Alexa devices are virtually spying on you. Dont believe that shit about how they only filter trigger words. All of a sudden when they needed it, they had the entire audio from this home? Please. Well they have to listen to every word in order to know when to turn on when you say ‘Alexa’. Which means they’re listening to the depraved shit you say to your wife when making boom boom. In addition to listening to the sick porn you watch. Bad juju with those things. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Dec 5, 2019 9:55:23 GMT -5
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Post by leftturn3 on Dec 5, 2019 14:22:02 GMT -5
“Porter to aisle 7 for cleanup” The spillage is real.... I always laughed at the guys working in movie theatres, forced to mop the sticky floors. It’s not all soda spills! What I am impressed with he nutted twice, one right after another, and with two toys, Oh to be 20 again. |
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