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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2019 14:07:49 GMT -5
AN Irish tourist had to be resuscitated by police in Berlin after losing consciousness while fondling himself in custody, German authorities have said.
The bizarre incident occurred in the early hours of Sunday morning when police encountered a 31-year-old man staggering along Joachimsthaler St in west Berlin after he left a nearby nightclub.
The tourist, who was under the influence of drugs, could not remember the name of his hotel and was therefore detained for the "protection and preservation of his health".
Officers put the man in the back of their emergency vehicle where he quickly fell asleep on the way to the police station.
But the Irish national woke up a short time later and suddenly began masturbating in his seat, reports German newspaper Der Tagesspiegel.
When the police asked him to refrain, the man is alleged to have bent over and displayed his bare bottom.
Following his arrival in custody, the man began acting irrationally again and was pushed into a seat by police.
The holidaymaker then suddenly collapsed and had to be resuscitated by the officers after he stopped breathing and showed no signs of life.
Paramedics were called to the scene and the man was taken to hospital, where he continued to act in an aggressive manner.
Tests confirmed that he was under the influence of various narcotics, according to Bild.
The man was later released from hospital and is being investigated for insulting and resisting law enforcement officials.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2019 14:24:39 GMT -5
It's about time we gave those snooty Germans payback. See how much they like being invaded.
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Post by quantum on Feb 5, 2019 14:29:20 GMT -5
In Northern Ireland, that's called "foreplay". Cuz they're weird up there.
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2019 16:02:42 GMT -5
It's about time we gave those snooty Germans payback. See how much they like being invaded. Eat my load Schultz! Look, I'm pulling my pud whooooaaaaaa!!! Nein nein nein I see nothing...I see nothing!!!!! That sort of thing with an Irish jig playing.
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 5, 2019 16:56:33 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2019 17:11:37 GMT -5
That's the guy. The retirement age was much older then. Hey. Hows the parade? Lots of dumb drunks and kids who werent even alive when the the Sawx and Pats sucked?
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 5, 2019 17:16:18 GMT -5
That's the guy. The retirement age was much older then. Hey. Hows the parade? Lots of dumb drunks and kids who werent even alive when the the Sawx and Pats sucked? Had one good spat...Sully on Fitzy violence. Alcohol may have played factor. No planters were harmed.
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2019 17:34:35 GMT -5
That's the guy. The retirement age was much older then. Hey. Hows the parade? Lots of dumb drunks and kids who werent even alive when the the Sawx and Pats sucked? Had one good spat...Sully on Fitzy violence. Alcohol may have played factor. No planters were harmed. Commissioner Gross must be thinking "And these are the ones who didnt want us to ruin their neighborhoods"...lol
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 5, 2019 17:57:53 GMT -5
Had one good spat...Sully on Fitzy violence. Alcohol may have played factor. No planters were harmed. Commissioner Gross must be thinking "And these are the ones who didnt want us to ruin their neighborhoods"...lol "Bro, I thot spotz waz posta bring us togetha!!!!
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 5, 2019 18:10:20 GMT -5
Boys in blue got into the act...
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Post by jetswin on Feb 5, 2019 19:29:33 GMT -5
I wasnt sure if this was going to be more Animal Kingdom or Food Channel.
This guy has to hook up with the woman that lost the vibrator in herself in the back of a squad car last week.
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Feb 5, 2019 20:35:14 GMT -5
I kbow its really early, however Iwould like to nominate this for thread title of the year.
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Post by frostlich on Feb 5, 2019 20:41:33 GMT -5
Who hasnt done this?
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Post by quantum on Feb 6, 2019 9:50:15 GMT -5
That's the guy. The retirement age was much older then. Hey. Hows the parade? Lots of dumb drunks and kids who werent even alive when the the Sawx and Pats sucked? Hey - we were losing a lot of people on the Eastern Front! I mean they. THEY were losing people.
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Post by quantum on Feb 6, 2019 9:51:23 GMT -5
That's the guy. The retirement age was much older then. Hey. Hows the parade? Lots of dumb drunks and kids who werent even alive when the the Sawx and Pats sucked? Had one good spat...Sully on Fitzy violence. Alcohol may have played factor. No planters were harmed. damn I-talians
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