Post by likeabitch on Nov 25, 2014 11:21:49 GMT -5
Like how I added the `Off Topic` alert?
Sorry, I shouldn't make jokes. My mother taught me never to throw stones at cripples.
Anyway, let's talk play offs!
Without turning in my work, I'll skip to the point and say that the Cleveland Browns worry me more than any other AFC Football team, especially if we (the awesome Patriots***) have to play them in the divisional round.
(I forget every year which lower seed brackets go to the #1 and #2 seeds after the bye).
The Broncos and the Colts are both front running pretenders who won't be winning shit but ESPN slobber segments. They're the biggest fucking front runners in the NFL, just like last season, and just like the season before, no matter what idiotic fanboy-driven "analysis" the `experts` vomit all over my living room.
The Patriots*** will, and have, ripped the souls out of both those sorry, soft ass teams. Denver only ever looks good against teams that don't know how to tackle. When guys aren't getting a bazillion YAC or yards after first contact, Peyton Manning looks like a noodle-armed version of Jay Cutler and their whole team quits at first dawn of the Manning face. Soft football teams, orchestrated by wilting, sulking fantasy-quarterbacks and an incompetent, amateur-hour Head Coach do not go far in the play offs, unless injuries lay out a golden carpet through them like 2013.
The Steelers are hot garbage, and even if they go on a stream, Tom Terrific and Darth Hoodie treat the Steelers like their little bitch.
Of all the AFC teams, I say only Cleveland has a chance of playing spoiler for the Patriots*** 2014 Lombardi run.
Well coached, scrappy, riding the wave of ascension after a well documented, sorrowful history, and now getting back significant weapons to compliment Hoyer who, for the most part, is playing good ball.
He looked like mini-Tom against Cinci. Browns as a sleeper are more dangerous in the AFC than any of those other weak ass, no-heart, media darling football teams.
Everything every talking head says about all of these other pretenders is complete laughable bullshit.
Sorry, I shouldn't make jokes. My mother taught me never to throw stones at cripples.
Anyway, let's talk play offs!
Without turning in my work, I'll skip to the point and say that the Cleveland Browns worry me more than any other AFC Football team, especially if we (the awesome Patriots***) have to play them in the divisional round.
(I forget every year which lower seed brackets go to the #1 and #2 seeds after the bye).
The Broncos and the Colts are both front running pretenders who won't be winning shit but ESPN slobber segments. They're the biggest fucking front runners in the NFL, just like last season, and just like the season before, no matter what idiotic fanboy-driven "analysis" the `experts` vomit all over my living room.
The Patriots*** will, and have, ripped the souls out of both those sorry, soft ass teams. Denver only ever looks good against teams that don't know how to tackle. When guys aren't getting a bazillion YAC or yards after first contact, Peyton Manning looks like a noodle-armed version of Jay Cutler and their whole team quits at first dawn of the Manning face. Soft football teams, orchestrated by wilting, sulking fantasy-quarterbacks and an incompetent, amateur-hour Head Coach do not go far in the play offs, unless injuries lay out a golden carpet through them like 2013.
The Steelers are hot garbage, and even if they go on a stream, Tom Terrific and Darth Hoodie treat the Steelers like their little bitch.
Of all the AFC teams, I say only Cleveland has a chance of playing spoiler for the Patriots*** 2014 Lombardi run.
Well coached, scrappy, riding the wave of ascension after a well documented, sorrowful history, and now getting back significant weapons to compliment Hoyer who, for the most part, is playing good ball.
He looked like mini-Tom against Cinci. Browns as a sleeper are more dangerous in the AFC than any of those other weak ass, no-heart, media darling football teams.
Everything every talking head says about all of these other pretenders is complete laughable bullshit.
